Keith Burke
@keithburkedons1
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54 year old single father of two. Passionate about Essendon Bombers, AFL SuperCoach, Carlton Dry and Current Global Issues. These are my own views 🍻👍
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@rileynelson___
My ex wife was pretty bad at her job (to love me) but Kelli is also quite poor. Keith.
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#supercoach
my rankings
Top 6 Defenders
Luke Ryan
Harry Sheezel
Nick Daicos
Houston
Yeo
Stewart/Martin
Top 8 Mids
Bont
Trac
Merrett
Rowell
Butters
Serong
Tom Green
Lachie Neale
Top 6 Forwards
Flanders
Heeney
Jackson
Caldwell
Zorko
Rankine
Top 2 Rucks
Gawn
English
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@SwoopLuke
Sorry Luke. Let me make it up to you. Do you golf? I reckon I could find some -1 inch golf clubs for cheap for you to have?
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So keen to witness Jack Viney beat the fuck out of Maynard this year in their first match. Maynard’s a grub.
#afl
Angus Brayshaw has this morning told his Melbourne teammates he is retiring from the game. Only 28, Brayshaw has been stalked by concussion throughout his career, including the controversial - and rule-changing - incident in last year’s qualifying final. The midfielder had
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@AusCommonSense
The AFLW is basically 150 years behind men’s league. I think they’re great. Give them time.
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Luke Beveridge you are a disgrace and you’re fucking awful as a coach. Needs to be sacked.
#afl
#afldeesdogs
#westernbulldogs
#aflsupercoach
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@SwoopLuke
Hahah! Love you Swoop. Nick Daicos, your idol is younger than you? Weird. All a bit of banter though!
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@DavidZita1
@FOXFOOTY
What a bizarre thing to say after his family literally did that exact thing…
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@AGissara
Worst part about all of this is that he stole “cheers, ____” from my good friend
@MickCockering
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@IncrediblyBozza
It was anticipation, severely unlucky bounce. Don’t know how many other players would’ve come out of that better than Milne. Keith.
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Why the fuck wasn’t I invited to the SuperCoach launch???
@Supercoach
@darryl_stetson
@tim_michell
@magicmoments000
this is ridiculous! I AM DESERVING OF THE FREE ALCOHOL AND SUPERCOACH INSIGHTS I WANT ANSWERS
@ThePhantomSC
@SupaCouchPotato
@Supercoach_DR
Keith.
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Good thing De Goey isn’t playing. Fucking Collingwood Scum.
All 18 AFL clubs have been told there will be an on-field pre-match activation in Round 8 to "pay tribute to the women whose lives have been tragically cut short due to violence."
Both teams & coaches will come together "arm in arm."
@FootyonNine
@9NewsMelb
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Been fucking telling you all that Joel Freijah is legit. If you could buy stocks in players I would be unfathomably wealthy. Thanks.
#afl
#supercoach
#westernbulldogs
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@IncrediblyBozza
You’re 0-3 🫵😂. First person to suspend their account when shit hits the fan at Collingwood but first to hang shit around everybody else. Get a job.
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Look at all these Richmond cowards resorting to punching on because they’re getting fucking wiped. Gutless as per usual. Weak cunts, especially Nathan Broad, hang them up you old fuck.
#afl
#Richmond
#supercoach
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Keeping my
#SuperCoach
strategy simple this year, guns and rookies, no mid pricers, 13 premiums in my side currently, tailored for the byes. PM me for tips, otherwise I’m gate keeping.
@tim_michell
@magicmoments000
@SupaCouchPotato
and
@Supercoach_DR
are the only ones who can see
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I’d just like to announce to the world that I still have it. I am a legend and some would call me god’s gift to women. Fuck you Cathleen.
#supercoach
#twitter
#love
#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
@wojespn
@SenatorWong
@tim_michell
@DarrylStetsonSC
@MickCockering
@tommorris32
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@TheWestSport
Deserves a priority pick but the afl should draft the player for them. Don’t need a repeat of Campbell Chesser ffs.
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@FOXFOOTY
Dustin Martin is a good player but he’s nothing compared to Wayne Carey and Leigh Matthews back in my day. Let’s not forget Gary Ablett Senior 🍻👍
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@7AFL
??? So if the best Sandy player isn’t best available you’re gonna give him a slot just cos of nepotism? Rock on lads sounds like you’ve got it down Pat.
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Essendon offseason moves:
Trade/Delist
Draper
Laverde
Kelly
Menzie
Hobbs
Tsatas
Perkins
Shiel
Wright
Cox
Weideman
Reid
Visentini
Give games to
Roberts
Hayes
Draft aggressively, play the young guys
Thank Heppell and Apologise to him. Embarrassed
#essendon
#afl
#supercoach
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@KaragiolisNiko
@MickCockering
@wojespn
@SenatorWong
@tim_michell
@DarrylStetsonSC
@tommorris32
Niko I won’t lie. Times have been dire in the past but I think I’m on the mend now. I have told the lady that stands on the corner of Melton Main Street that I no longer need her services. I think I am sorted.
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@IncrediblyBozza
Jake you’re in some serious strife… when are you going to talk about your language?
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@magicmoments000
Tagging is such an old strategy, rarely will teams tag now. I think it’s fine, Merrett guaranteed top 6.
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@magicmoments000
Yes I noticed it too but I also noticed that he said post-game he had faith in Caldwell and Durham in the midfield. I’m not too concerned about it, Bontempelli does the same
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Incredible. What a bizarre thing to say. You should be ashamed.
@lozturner
@FootyonNine
#MetGala
#AFL
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@Bombers_Boss
@MickCockering
Don’t talk to Mick like that please Bomber. Keep it civil, he’s a good mate of mine. No need for this.
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@ktdenise
Made you laugh. I am onto a good start. Where are you based Katie? I think my kids call this “riz” do you know anything about it? I think I am doing it.
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@SuperCoachIQ
Farken Dimma has always been a bit weak since his Ferntree Gully days. Softie who won’t replicate his successes over at the Suns. By the way, it’s Jobe’s medal you Tigerland flops.
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@Kanecorness
@the_pivotonians
@SuperHansPS
YOU AND ME BOTH. Fuck Cathleen I hate her (I’d take her back if I could). Cheers Kane 🍻. Keith.
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@jackohiggo
Oh my god Jack Higgins! You’ve been playing some good football this year. I will let my children know that you responded to me.
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@MagpybeDiva
@elonmusk
@CarltonFC
@myfevola
Hi Lisa, Elon Musk and I are good friends. He just rang me out of concern for these messages. I told him you’re the person to speak to, should be in touch shortly. Thanks, Keith.
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@crazyclips_
Apparently this is what happens in Fortnite? I’m not too sure but my son keeps mentioning that game when I see him once a month.
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Straying away from the Dry’s tonight at the pub, getting a Guinness instead. Let me know your thoughts!
#beer
#guinness
#AFL
#supercoach
@darryl_stetson
@magicmoments000
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@OhAeroHD
@AshanDeSilva04
@MickCockering
@PrimeWalsh
@crippsszn
Mick is a real person. We go way back.
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@BobTonga
@westernbulldogs
@freodockers
This reminds me of when the kids let the Down syndrome children score a goal.
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@magicmoments000
Brownlow: Nick Daicos
Premiers: Collingwood
Runners up: Port Adelaide
Norm Smith: Nick Daicos
Coleman: Tom Lynch
Wooden Spoon: West Coast
Top of Ladder: Brisbane
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DR fucking legend
Some feedback for Bevo… slurring the words a little after a few cold ones, but think he got the message 😂
#AFLDogsLions
#Supercoach
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@tommorris32
@melbournefc
@FootyonNine
@wwos
@9NewsMelb
Probably undeserving of the job but they can’t exactly sack him in the midst of all this drama
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@FrankoTa__
@BigPWilliams
I walked past you before. You’re an ugly mug and you’re much smaller in real life. Weak cunt.
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@cjt0410170206
@philltee
@HawthornFC
@darryl_stetson
“Essendon troll” for saying you made a bad pick at the draft table. Far out mate it’s ok don’t get emotional.
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@theindextracker
@NMFCOfficial
Because nobody wants to see your fucking god awful excuse for a football club
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Jordan Dawson you are absolutely pitiful I fucking hate you.
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@FOXFOOTY
Credit where it’s due, the chicks are hard at it. Reminds me of how I used to play when I played seniors at age 14!
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Today is my birthday. 54 today. Kids come over on Friday, having a few cans tonight, on my twelfth. Thanks for the messages. - Keith 🍺
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“Insipid” 😂 that’s what they’re calling your pathetic excuse for a club. Incoming “but we won 3 flags” excuses. Time is over. Insipid is crazy 💀
#richmond
#afl
@DarrylStetsonSC
@MickCockering
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@matthew16383747
do you think it’s ok to put a drawing of a penis over my good friend Mick’s mouth? FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE GREAT MICK.
#AFL
#SuperCoach
@heraldsunsport
@tim_michell
@TomBrowne7
@kanecornes
#beer
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@MickCockering
@heath_buck
I agree Mick I think I am a total catch, thank you. What is onlyfans?
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@ktdenise
Katie, I would match with you on bumble. In 2 years we will have the same hairline, you will join me in hair but also you will join me as a lifelong partner. Thoughts? Thanks, Keith. ❤️
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@SilentGhost263
Best available in my books. Besides, Hanily is a small forward who averages 30 disposals for Gippsland Power this year. I think we should target him over Kako. I also like the look of Cooper Hynes, Cody Anderson is a tackling machine and I like his work rate. Prefer others.
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@darryl_stetson
@AFLTradeHub
Richmond has had their fair share of scandals of late, poorly run club aside from 4 years of success. Let’s not forget Dimma’s cheating, Marbiol Chol being assaulted in the changerooms (Hardwick electing to not comment on the matter), Dusty chopstick, etc. running out of space!
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@Alannahjoynes
@darryl_stetson
@AFLTradeHub
@FootyRhino
@TripleMPerth
Alannah I think it’s best you just move on. You took it too far, don’t push any further please. I think it’s the mature thing to do here.
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@cjt0410170206
@philltee
@HawthornFC
Bizarre thing to say when I’m just offering an opinion (that a lot of your fans would agree with). Richmond clear you blokes
@darryl_stetson
would agree. Sorry I forgot I can’t offer an opinion on DGB, protected species.
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