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My mum knitted these
@CarltonFC
jumpers. Outside the G in the early 1970's. I'm the cute one in the middle 🤣🤣
@SpiritofCarlton
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Adrian Dodoro is the type of bloke that would turn up to a BBQ with a six pack of Aldi beer but would be seen with a Corona at about 9pm.
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I'm cutting Dan Andrews some slack with the hotel quarantine fuck up. We've all had our moments. I remember the time my mate had his 3 uncles be the security at his 18th birthday. Not only did the 3 drink most of the piss, but one got nude. It didn't end, at all well.
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The talk of an AFL State of Origin match to raise money for the bushfires is a brilliant ideas. Amazing in fact. But please, if it’s done, do it fuckin properly. No gimmicks, no smiles, no half tackles, no 9 pointers, no names on backs of tops. Just good old fashioned footy war.
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Because Kane Cornes has no idea who I am he was completely unaware that I was sitting only 5 metres away from him y/day during the Geelong game. I can report that old mate Kane spent most of the game scrolling through Twitter on his laptop. Please ignore Kane's take on the game.
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Had a chat with a nice bloke down on his luck (sleeping in his car) near Chirnside Park Oval in Werribee. He said that Kyle Hartigan & Tom Doedee have been training there most mornings and he talks to them regularly. The two even bought him breakfast. How bloody good is that?
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Look, I didn't want to have to pull this one out, but...
Adrian Dodoro is the type of bloke that would turn up to a BBQ with a six pack of Aldi beer but would be seen with a Corona at about 9pm.
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Apparently Papley has anywhere btw a 1, 2, 3, 4 yr contract with the Swans. No one knows for sure but I’m guessing it’s somewhere in that 1-4 yr range. There is also a possibility that Papley isn’t even contracted. There is also a possibility that Papley doesn’t even exist at all
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I can't believe Cairan Byrne has requested a trade home but only wants to go to Ireland & nowhere else. Pretty selfish I would of thought considering Scotland, Wales & England are not that far from Ireland & have better draft picks. Play hardball SOS.
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Gen Y hipster fuckface, holding up the line at the crowded deli, because he wants to sample every type of prosciutto on offer, for his pretentious antipasto platter. Inconsiderate prick. Felt like ramming a piece of cabana up his arse.
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Needs to be an official complaint made by our club regarding the umpiring today. Fucking disgraceful
#AFLEaglesBlues
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Absolute class from GWS to present this gift to Eddie Betts last night. The youngest club from the West of Sydney are building a wonderful culture. Great to see they hadn't forgetten Levi either.
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I just landed a perfect drop punt - from at least 40m - first go (straight into a wheelie bin) in front of 120 year 10 students at a footy clinic at my school. I'm putting it up there with the birth of my 4 children as a pivotal moment in my life.
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That was an absolutely brutal performance by our boys. Massive win on the road. Answered every challenge by Port then blew them out of the park when the game was on the line. I’m actually blown away by that.
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The Greatest win I have ever seen from this football Club of mine. Guts, determination, spirit; the fucking works.
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It’s funny how the AFL world works. If the Cats went out in straight sets they would’ve been ridiculed to high heaven. It’s all we would be talking about. The Lions however, get to 2 home finals at the Gabba, bow out & are lauded as brave & honourable. Yawn.
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I’m usually a negative prick but I loved that win. Big performance by all. Well done to Jack Silvagni who did his family proud.
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A significant win for our club. I have been somewhat slow to get on board but this one just about seals it. Couldn’t be happier.
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There is this dude who wears the number 15 jumper for Carlton who was cut down in his prime with successive knee recos. He also had a cancer scare. He also bleeds Carlton more than most. Now under adversity he is playing inspired footy & leading strongly. Just fucking wow.
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The wife has just booked the classic bogan holiday for January. You know the type. Gold Coast for 7 days & 6 nights with all the usual bogan GC trimmings. This is a photo of me on our last family holiday to the GC in 2013. It was so much fun.
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Marlion Pickett’s kids are bored with the medal presentations & are having a kick in the middle with Sydney Stack
#aflgrandfinal2019
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My beloved father James (Jim) Buck passed away suddenly early y/day morning. Dad was a 48 year member of the
@CarltonFC
& was already signed up again for next season. I’ll be taking a break from this forum as my family mourn his passing. He will be missed greatly
#boundbyblue
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2 weeks ago I lost my best friend. Deciding it was time to say goodbye was literally the hardest thing I have ever done. The pain is still very raw today. Over 14 years I spent more time with this sweet boy than anyone else. God, I loved him 💕😪😪
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You fuckin beauty. What a win!! Be proud baggers, it's finally coming to together.
#MyBlueHeaven
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CARLTON
A. They can’t defend
B. They don’t know how to defend
C. They don’t want to defend
D. Get Fucked
E. All of the Above
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Imagine if COVID-19 never existed & footy was starting as normal Thursday night. Imagine how fucking exciting that would be & how much Twitter would be going off. Instead, all I'm concerned about right now, is whether I can score a can of Spam at Coles on my way home from work.
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The more I think about the more I believe Kade Simpson deserves to play on next year. Not because, he is a legend of the football club, but because he is still fit and strong and his form warrants it more than just about anyone else on the list. The little champ has been superb.
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Fans openly threatening to rip up their club membership based on who may, or may not coach their footy team, is bordering on narcissism.
By all means don't renew.
But please, spare us the childish tantrums.
You carry on as if the world owes you something.
Embarrassing.
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Patrick Cripps was brutal today. Arguably the most physically imposing player in the game.
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Us Carlton fans are a sensitive lot but at least we are fucking real. We are loud & most of all proud. We continue to front up no matter what. Hang your heads in shame Hawthorn supporters. Your football team has been unbelievable & this is how you repay them.
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The push marks on Kade Simpsons back are as clear as daylight. Right or wrong all, the little champ leaves the game full of running, and in super form. On one hand I demand my club to be ruthless, but on the other hand, I want to curl up and cry. I love this bloke.
#MyBlueHeaven
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Carlton have copped their right whack this year, and a lot of it has been justified, but Jacob Weitering backing into a volatile & reckless Steven May in the last term was arguably the most courageous act I've seen. No one should ever question this kids desire again. No one.
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The final hours of trade period is like when they call last drinks in a nightclub & you still haven’t picked up
#AFLTrades
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Great cause last night, but let’s be frank, that was a glorified game of AFLX. I mean the All-Stars laid 34 tackles for night & only 4 inside 50. Those sort of numbers are a forwards wet dream.
The talk of bringing back the state of origin needs to stop. It’s dead, it’s gone.
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We couldn't fucking own the now, so we will just go back to doing what we have been doing for a quarter of century....talking about the future. Bitterly disappointing display. Well done Collingwood. You wanted that.
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I don't care if we won ugly. We won. Every game we play this year we go in expecting to win. Doesn't matter who we are playing. It's simple really. This is not a young side anymore. No more fucking around. No more participation ribbons. Teague knows it, the players know it.
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Last year Harry McKay played 13 games & took 20 contested marks. So far this year he has played 5 games & clunked 22. That’s some real poor development & progress right there 😂
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I empathise with Novak. I once got kicked out of the Tunnel Nightclub for being drunk but snuck back in with a different shirt, an hour later only to be escorted out again when the bouncer who booted me out originally grabbed me after I dropped my kahlua & milk on the dance floor
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I never liked Shiel anyway. He is far too one-sided. Would much rather hang on to Graham & Kerridge who are far too no-sided.
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I must have been on a bender and missed when Josh De Luca suddenly morphed into Wayne "The Dominator" Johnston. So much carry on.
#MyBlueHeaven
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The bottom line is no Carlton fan has any fucking idea who should be the next coach of our footy club. I mean we (the fans) pretty much selected the last coach & look where that got us. Yeah, up shit creek. Standing ovations and chanting at club functions won't cut it this time.
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The whole state hasn't shook like that since Stocker bumped Miochek.
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Fuck I feel for local footballers & netballers. It's more than just the game they're being deprived of, it's the social interactions & the friendships formed through their clubs which is the thing that is lost in all this. The short & long term effects are & will be disastrous.
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Yes. I have way too much time on my hands & yes, I'm also going a fair bit crazy. This morning I put together a COVID-19 Team of the Century. I could only fit one NO.1 draft pick into this amazing side. Please feel free to add.
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Stop whinging Tiges. This is what pick 39 can get ya:
Nankervis (46)
Graham (53)
Broad (67)
Butler (67)
Townsend (70)
Short (rookie)
Castagna (rookie)
Saldo (Rookie)
Pickett (Rookie)
Stack (Rookie)
Grimes (preseason Dft)
Baker (rookie)
Lambert (Rookie)
Chol (Rookie)
#DraftMyth
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The racism towards Harry Sheezel makes me feel sick to the bone. If he reads this I just want to wish him all the best.
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Wayne Carey just said Carlton should trade away their number 1 pick for Tom Bugg, Sam Frost & Dom Tyson. Fuck me dead.
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As an opposition fan there is no purpose sinking the boots into Essendon. Doesn't make me feel any better. The facts are my club has been a basket case for so long, and until we actually get our act together on field we are still irrelevant. Any gloating is thwart with danger.
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WTF is schoolies all about.
Spoilt, entitled brats.
In my day it was a 12 pack of Island coolers down by the Yarra, a spew, then a train ride home to Werribee.
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It’s a start for our co captain. Straight line running, no strapping. Great sight
#MyBlueHeaven
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@Adam_Creighton
@CMMortlock
'two of my talented young friends' lol. Who the fuck speaks like that?
"Tonight two of my talented young friends and I are going out for drinks" 🤦♂️😂
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I would have much preferred Carlton completely shut up shop this week. Personally I didn’t want to hear about player meetings & brutal conversations. We have heard all this before. As far I’m concerned it’s just rhetoric to appease the fans. Shut up & perform.
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Regardless of his football ability, Sam Walsh is a fierce competitor. He repeatedly went stride to stride with the best runner in the club & hates being beaten. The kid is only 18 & is miles ahead of blokes who have already had multiple preseasons. He is ready to go.
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Never panicked at all. Met every challenge thrown our way. It sounds boring but we stuck to the process. Terrific win
#AFLBluesTigers
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Really feel for the Suns. Tough ask playing off the back of a 4 day break. Made even harder by the fact their opponents have had a cushy run. You know, living out of backpack for the past 6 wks, quarantining for 28 days, flying from Perth to Qld to Darwin in the past 6 days. lol.
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Watching Joe Daniher back in full flight yesterday got me thinking about Charlie. Regardless of who you follow, we all need the most exciting players in the game, up and about. Makes the competition so much better.
Charlie aint no meat & potatoes.
#MyBlueHeaven
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The thing that excites me about getting Williams and Saad into the club is not their ability - they can clearly play - but their toughness. They're not the types to be easily intimidated by anyone. Martin who we got last yr is the same. It's something we have lacked for so long.
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I know he makes a few mistakes but fuck I love Liam Jones.
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This is why football is in such a dark place.
All the fun in the game has had the absolute life sucked out of it with consistent shit takes like this.
Melbourne had every right to celebrate in the manner in which they did.
"It was against Carlton — no offence — and they’ve won five games."
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Suck on that Dunstall. You barracked for Fremantle all game. Fuckin flog. Brilliant blues.
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Just like to announce that I have agreed to terms with the wife & re-signed for a further 7 years. That will sees us committed until at least 2027 where we will then both exercise our right for free agency.
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I’m Back
We farewelled dad yesterday & it was magnificent
Thanks for all the well wishes, they were truly appreciated.
Dad whispered to me y/day:
“Get back on Twitter son, and keep being a dickhead”
He knew me well 🙏🤣
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Craig Hutchinson should put both Bartlett & Whateley in a SEN studio to debate the state of the game. How good would it be? The rambling Kevin "Grandpa Simpson" Bartlett up against the controlling Gerard "Monty Burns" Whateley. It would be a rating bonanza. Make it happen Hutchy.
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When your team is not in finals (which in my case is every yr) you don't so much barrack for another club come finals time. That doesn't sit right. It's more about which club you want to see lose more. Then it's a process of elimination until you get to the GF. It's actually fun.
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It was only a small, but one of my favourite moments from y/day was when Paddy Dow hit up Crippa inside 50 in the 3rd term. I reckon 4 to 5 players went to Dow as he ran to the interchange bench. They literally chased him to give him some encouragement.
#MyBlueHeaven
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The "fart joke" (boys club) mentality of the Friday night Ch 7 commentary team hit an all time low last night. So surely the viewing public deserve better than this? 7 could do a lot worse than seeking the professionalism of Steve Quartermain. A complete overhaul is needed.
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Been involved in local footy all day & just found out the result. Can’t wait to get home and watch the game. YOU FUCKING BEAUTY 👍👍
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@makoshark35
Totally agree Troy.
Jack should have responded, after JHF had punched him in the guts, with these words:
"I totally emphasise with the tuff road you guys are travelling as I have been there myself. I really wish you nothing but the best in your future endeavours"
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Talent aside, what C Curnow has been able to achieve over the last few yrs doesn't happen by chance, luck or help from the umps, it comes down to pure hard work and determination. 2 yrs ago he was nearly lost to the game. Every time he steps onto the ground is a gift to the game.
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A powerful performance that. TDK absolutely magnificent. Mids stood up after having colours lowered in the 2nd. Couldn’t ask for much more on the road.
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If all goes to plan Daisy will play 100th game in this famous jumper, against Geelong in Round 23, thus making him eligible for Carlton life membership. The way Daisy is tracking it's impossible not to see him playing plenty more footy for Carlton beyond this year.
#MyBlueHeaven
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No AFL in Victoria this weekend. Go & watch your local footy team. Rest assured, they would appreciate your support.
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The outcry from non Carlton people on the sacking of Brendon Bolton is unbelievable considering most of them were sniggering behind their cornflakes when we were being compared to Fitzroy in their dying year. Spare us the platitudes. You are making us sick.
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Butler could of come to Carlton, but when talking to us, he sensed we were too obsessed with selling the farm to get Papley. In other words we were half-hearted. Saints swooped - told Butler they loved him - and gave the Tiges Pick 56. On our behalf, that's a right royal fuck up.
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Fuck this view, because I can guarantee you, there would be a counter view held by many, that is just as strong, that says pick 8 by itself is too much for Saad.
Once again, one sided pox reporting. Piss off.
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I always thought Coniglio was a bit of a plodder with average skills.
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I can’t handle people still talking positive about Carlton, after yet another putrid & insipid display. Another performance which yet again disgraced our fucking jumper. Please stop for a moment. Let us be angry.
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Carlton WILL play finals in 2020. Bookmark it. There are so many reasons why they will, but just for now, as Kath Day-Knight would say “I feel it in my waters”. Happy for you to come hard at me, like a circus pony on heat- come late August - if it doesn’t happen 💪
#MyBlueHeaven
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Aesthetically Sam Petrevski-Seton is a pleasure to watch. It's a cliche' but time does stand still when he has the Sherrin. SPS has that glorious quality of cat-like balance & innate poise that can't be taught. He is also durable. 59 out of a possible 61 games.
#MyBlueHeaven
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We are not even worthy enough to be labelled flat track bullies. What a fucking disgrace. No one deserve to survive this. No one.
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The reaction to the Eddie Betts & Sydney Stack embrace in a nutshell:
Baby Boomers - "It wouldn't have happened in my day"
Gen X - "Couldn't give a fuck...pass us the bong"
Millennials - "How can I make this about me?"
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Hands up if you think Bruce Doull is the best number eleventeen to play the game.
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This is our co-captain.
Couldn’t we do with him right now?
His experience, his skill, his courage.
He is running really strongly. You can hear him pounding the turf.
His progress since I was last at training is heartening.
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I know it's not the greatest attitude but is there any other Carlton fans out there that are still flat from the last two games, and could not give a shit about tonight's game? I mean, I will be watching, but I'm not feeling one bit of excitement at all. Maybe, it's just me.
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