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@keetj5

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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
Retail websites that allow you check out with ApplePay >>>>
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@keetj5
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When your babes turns up for date night looking 10/10
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@keetj5
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3 years
Borrowing money from one woman to wine and dine another woman with it, is the highest level of audacity lol
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
If you’re a black family you’re not a ‘family’
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
My broadband provider were increasing my charge from £35pcm to £60pcm. I called them to say I was leaving and they offered me the same deal for £24pcm. These companies are crooks
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
Me at 1am
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@keetj5
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1 year
I think Top Boy is suffering from how a lot people wanted the show end. They created their own narrative and are annoyed it wasn’t fulfilled. My only criticism of the last season is that it should of been 8 episodes instead of 6
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@keetj5
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6 years
Eyal has definitely said to a girl ‘please, just the tip’ #LoveIsland
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
Mariah Carey & Micheal Bubleé on 1st November
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
The first pay after jumping £28k to £70k
@sanjazakovska
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1 year
This person listed all their past and current salaries on LinkedIn. Would you do it? I’m kinda digging it.
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
Flipped her car because she was drink driving (for the 5th time) while suspended from driving and no insurance, still avoids jail lol
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Katie Price given suspended jail term after Sussex drink-driving crash
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@keetj5
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1 year
If you're talking the hardest
@elenasdecker
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what are the FIRST five words of the national anthem
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@keetj5
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4 years
Can't believe it's pancake day already, it's really 'crepe'd' up on us
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
5 years
No gender specified, but one gender rattled 👀
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@keetj5
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10 months
Liverpool tried to get at PGMOL, and rival fans were saying we were doing too much
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@keetj5
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3 years
@Terriberry1980 Will it even fit him by the time it comes
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
6 years
Oi, mind how you talk to Caroline ya silly wench #LoveIsland
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
Danica’s contribution to Love Island
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
That Benzema quote is exactly how sky sports judge their Man of match
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#TouchlineFracas
3 years
Goals & assists are important but, they’re not the only important contributions you can make to the game Thierry Henry set the bar high for himself, he always strived for 3 elements in every match, a goal, an assist and a good performance With 1 element missing he was not happy
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@keetj5
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6 years
I won £3.10 on the Euro Millions last night, I’ll be sharing this with the first 310 people that retweet this tweet #GivingBack
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@keetj5
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3 years
@bigslizzy Looool, nah, he fully mocked you
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@keetj5
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@Unkle_K His boy who walked in with him is bad mind coz he knew, needs to drop him out
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@keetj5
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5 years
Three of the last four Prime Ministers haven’t been voted for by the British Public 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@keetj5
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3 years
Social media has created a sense entitlement among a lot of people and it is foul
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@keetj5
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6 years
RIP Dale Winton Supermarket Sweep was essential school holiday viewing
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@keetj5
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4 years
Person Tory Lanez is talking to: “I’m just at home chilling” Tory Lanez: “HE’S JUST AT HOME CHILLIN”
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
@Etobin01 Yep, their use was anti climactic
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
6 years
Becoming an adult means spending a lot of money on essential quality household products. When I was 18 I bought a wardrobe from Argos, and it collapsed when I hung my winter coat in it. Beds, Mattresses, Wardrobes, vacuums, spend that money
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
You using the phone from when you were 16 too? 🤣
@Iam_IamJR
I am able to see properly
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@keetj5
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@adrianm_14 Yeah, the ‘cartel’ bit was far too quick, along with the fall out at the end
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
6 years
Lewisham is the capital of London
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
That Ben Affleck and Jlo vid is funny. He clearly shows his displeasure at being filmed, but people want to say Jen is stressing him lol
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@keetj5
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1 year
@RowdsDG Bro, I saw £60 and was like
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I just priced up taking my son to Legoland, and it’s safe to say I’ll be taking him and his Lego to the park instead
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@keetj5
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7 years
@itsnotcrims don't you have a field to plough Val
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@keetj5
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6 years
Doing a photo shoot for a man who don’t want you. Rosie is lost #LoveIsland
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
I started giving blood in 2018, and found out I had a rare blood subtype. Christmas Eve 2019 my niece who ha sickle cell needed a blood transfusion and received blood which matched my rare subtype, so it does make a difference.
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@keetj5
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3 years
When I start doing this after 10 rum and apples at Originals I want a crowd to form
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
Priya had the sex appeal of pencil
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@keetj5
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@Themlotsdad Tempah T - Next Hype on repeat
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
If a burger (any variation) doesn’t come in a brioche bun, it’s max rating is capped at 7/10
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@keetj5
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8 years
Sir David Attenborough needs to be recorded saying every word in the English language, so he can narrate documentaries for all eternity
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
5 years
Boots staff trying the Fenty products before putting them on display
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@keetj5
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7 years
When the Nationwide advert with the singing sisters comes on the TV
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@keetj5
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6 years
@_Azryah It’s set in real time, but the writer is paying homage to John Hughes 80s films like, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast club, etc, hence the clothes, high school setting
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
It’s almost time, strawberry and Orange creams only
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@keetj5
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2 years
Liverpool lose so few games, I don’t know how to react when we do
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@keetj5
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4 years
Dubai is pretty much the only place people from the UK can travel to, and people are complaining that Brits are there. This year has been shit, if people have time and money to go there, let them enjoy
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
My friends not on Twitter, send me Instagram links of tweets stolen from twitter I saw on twitter days ago
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@keetj5
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6 years
Instead of voting off couples, you should be able to vote of individuals #LoveIsland
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3 years
Threw my son a birthday party today, first one in 5 years. Safe to say the next one will be in 5 years. I’m off to lay down
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
My toxic trait is using too many kitchen towels when cooking
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
Nobody, that’s why the topic is hilarious
@Iam_IamJR
I am able to see properly
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Honestly whos asking women how much they weigh?
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
Elom is talking about moving to someone who don’t even exist 😂 #loveIsland
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
7 years
@itsnotcrims don't you need to collect water from the well for your bath tonight
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
A man is doing ‘right foot in, right foot out’ from the Hokey Cokey, next to you, and you don’t notice lol
@WavandaV
Laura_photoshoot
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The thief who took my bag yesterday. Does anyone know who he is. My passport, visa and my working phone and over £10,000 of property were stolen. Please help me @metpoliceuk #london
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@keetj5
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2 years
I hate that some people refer to any type of house music as ‘oonts oonts’. Soulful house playing and you’re calling it ‘oonts’??
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
6 years
There’s no better playlist than the @JoeBudden sleeper playlist on Spotify
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
Layla right now #loveisland
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@keetj5
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3 years
Let’s not hype that Range Rover driver
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@keetj5
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4 years
Man had time to do Booker T’s spinerooney and still nick the ball 🤣
@nocontextfooty
Out Of Context Football
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@keetj5
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@FatSam_36oz Mate, the whole clip is grim
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@keetj5
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If you are not wearing tracksuit bottoms or a garment with an elasticated waist, you are not serious about your food consumption today
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@Farda_Alphonso
Dios Mio 🇧🇷
4 months
Having kids looks like a headache… wth is this man?
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@keetj5
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6 years
So a man travelled 200 miles to attended a pre arranged brawl, got his face slashed, and a company is offering him free treatments to help the healing?
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
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Me
@FacundoXXII
‘Cundo 🇵🇸
1 year
I admire people who eat chicken skin that shit be disgusting
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
I know this tweet is about getting ready, but after attending an all boys school, I initially thought it was about getting beaten up
@_Nicksy
NICKSY
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Being rushed unnecessarily is my least favourite thing. Life is stressful on its own pls.
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@keetj5
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Can't believe it's pancake day already, it's really 'crepe'd' up on us
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@keetj5
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7 years
Pretending you are pressing <> when really your are pressing ><
@Unkle_K
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Me shutting the elevator door while someone’s running to it
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4 years
If 2020 was bread
@AlexT
Alex T
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This would be the dream
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@keetj5
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Unless you are strong willed @SneakerDealsGB could leave you broke
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@keetj5
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1 year
@ItsTheKel I still left, the offer was for only 12 months
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@keetj5
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6 years
The dancing is this video is WILD.
@yopotnawhiz
WHIZ WARD
6 years
RIP TUPAC SHAKUR 🙏🏾
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@keetj5
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4 years
It’s a sign to make curry goat
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
Hang on, so people can’t share rooms on holidays? If a group of 10 people go on holiday, 10 separate rooms are being booked? What a ting
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
‘This is Us’, ‘Afterlife’, ‘Ozark’, and ‘Billions’ all return this month 🙌🏾
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
My sister is singing ‘I will Survive’ on the karaoke machine while my son does the sturdy, it’s chaos
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
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Me at #TilTwo
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4 years
“Would you like to see the dessert menu” 😢
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@keetj5
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1 year
It still amazes me that humans are grown inside other humans
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
I still remember the theme song. Top show
@bartonreviews
Josh Barton
1 year
What TV show did you love but the current generation won’t have any ideas what it was? Round the Twist
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
If you chose to listen to Chakabars speak you don’t value your time
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 years
This happens when two people genuinely like each other regardless of race
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
7 years
@itsnotcrims haven't you got sheep to shear
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
3 months
Just play Trent RB, a bad patch of form 18 months ago has created a media narrative around his defending, when in truth he’s been no worse than Walker/Trippier defensively
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Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
Black cofeee on in the front room, DJ Spoony on in the dining room, Defected on in the bedroom. Gona move between rooms like I’m in a rave
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
After what happened earlier this week, this is stupidity
@ScarcityStudios
Scarcity News
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Adults and children seen playing on the iced over water in Clapham Common today ⚠️ Do not risk your life doing this. #news
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@MrMeeds The long and short of it, is that Klopp would not have made the same assumption of a white player was dressed the same
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
Loool, he typed ‘lil ass heel’ instead of ‘kitten heel’
@DaddyRambo095
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4 years
These the same thing 😭
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1 year
This dudes hair is like Vinny from a Recess #LoveIsland
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
10 months
Invincibles S2 GenV Finale Loki Tomorrow we dine
@dbcxptures
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Happy Invincible S2 Eve 🖤
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Keet 🇬🇩
2 years
Eating in your bed other than being ill is smelly
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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What is a snobby opinion that you have?
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@keetj5
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@keetj5
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3 years
Big up all the mums 💖
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1 year
Got to raise both their hands and call it draw and move on
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@Mik3z_
El Patron
1 year
Topic on 3shots - Your mum (in the wrong) slaps your mrs & your mrs hits your mum? What’s your next move, who’s side are you on?
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
1 year
Having 23kg luggage allocation and being fake shocked when yours weighs 30kg
@poojah_xo
pooj nye the science guy
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I need to know what is West Indian math 😂
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
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@MVybesj
MrVybesj-The Waviest 🌊🇩🇲🇱🇨
10 months
Mandem don’t really do flag n face out of fear of being shamed 🤣🤣🤣
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
5 years
Can't believe it's pancake day already, it's really 'crepe'd' up on us
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3 years
@CrisSarfLDN I watched it yesterday, still I shock how he managed it lol
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@keetj5
Keet 🇬🇩
4 years
My son has been asking to go Nursery. I wish you could mate, I wish you could
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