Kayvo Sparrow
@kayvo_sparrow
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Heri kupea boy wako chance kumi kuliko kupea wanaume kumi chance🥲..namaanisha heri kukua mjinga kuliko kukua Malaya😂😂😂😂💔
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Nimegonga kikombe ya kipofu hapa Tao akaniuliza natembea aje ni kama sina macho😭😂😂💔
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Bro ukiona WiFi yako inasumbua jua tu watu wengi wameconnect😂😂
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I mean ushaiona Dem anakaa vile anataka lakini haga inakaa vile unataka 😂😂
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Pastor ameaanza kuspeak in tongues mbogi imekua apo nyuma ikatoka nje ikiclick😩😂💀💔
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Ku grey tick ni uwoga, piga blue tick heshima itambae😂😂
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Ukiona housegirl wako haombi off,boyfriend yake ako apo tu kwa hiyo nyumba😂😂😂
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Unalalamika ati chali yako ako na madem wengi..na alikuambia. "you are one in a million" n kizungu ngumu🤔😂💔
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Mtu hutoa aje mjulus kwa chupa ya soda????ni urgent please wadau😭🥹
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Pussy nayo hupeleka madem mbali ata kuliko masomo😂😂💔
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Kama c mwalimu wa biology kuvaa miniskirt sai ningekua daktari😂💔
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Pea uyo kijana ata round moja ameomba sana jameni😂😂🫴
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Watu wakiona uko friendly sana na your female boss wanakuchocha uombe kinembe na hivo ndio unafutwa kazi😢😂
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Hadi nikaacha shule nikue mjinga kama yeye lakini bado tukaachana😭
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Siku ya mwisho tukienda mbinguni usinishike tukipepea,,utakula ngumi!!
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Naambia huyu conductor hakuna kiti Kwa gari ananiambia ata ruto alisimama ndio apate kiti,😂😂💔🤌
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In the bible moses is the baddest, he broke all the ten commandments all at once😂😂
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Wanaume tulisema tutaoga lini😟..coz nishaanza kumea fungus Kwa mgongo😂😂💔
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Hajaniambia anitaki ameamka asubuhi akaniambia Ako na ukimwi na c yangu😂😂😂💔
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Wakiongeza joto kidogo Kwa arimis most of you ladies will be single😂😂🤌
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Please use perfumes that matches your face..don't make someone turn around for nonsense 😂💀
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Nimemnunulia Gillette anyoe ndio baadaye agillette😂
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Unaomba yesu akupee range rover na yeye mwenyewe alitembea n punda😂😂😂
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Ata ueke kwa bag tunajua ni cabbage hakuna MTU huununua mpira January😂😂😂
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Huku Kayole mtoto ananyonya mamake alafu anauma mandazi 😂
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Unasalimia mtu "uko aje" anakujibu "nko poa kusota tu" sasa sijui nani alimwambia nataka kumwomba pesa😏
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Ex wangu na yeye ananipita ni kama hajawahi ninyonyesha😂😂💀
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Umaskini ndio inafanya ufikirie hauwezi pika githeri na gas🥲
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Everyday is a tight race between my mpesa balance and my age 😂😂💔💀
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Economy imefanya Hadi watoto hawachapwi wakikula Kwa jirani😂🥲
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Mluhya ata afanye kazi Kwa bank Bado atasema Ako kibarua,😂😂💔
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Day ya Kwanza kulala na crushie alinilalia kwa kifua ..nilikua napumua slow motion nisichome🥲
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Mnipee pia mm retweets maybe naeza patana na
@Kotsocha_ke
bana
It wouldn’t be prudent to let
@Kotsocha_ke
go alone on the experience at the National Park. So here’s the deal. Quote this tweet, use
#TravelOribi
and the first 5 people with the highest number of RT’s by 10pm you’ll join him.
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During sex:
Her:it's painful babe,😢
White men:sorry,I'll take it slow my love🥺
Kenyan men:wacha kukaza matako ndio maana n uchungu😂😂😂😂💔
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Unavideo call manzi wako alafu unaskia sister wake mdogo akiuliza "kwani uko na boyfriends wangapi?"😂😂💔
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Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.🤣
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Mpoa wako ameniangalia akasmile alaf nikasmile back..... guess who is single now?😂😂🫴
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Huyo auntie yako Mrembo anajua akikupee huwezi kataa,,🤔
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Heri hvo mapenzi inavunja moyo ingekua mguu wengi tungekua viwete😂💔
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Ati mficha uchi hazai....aki wahenga walikua wajanja wakiomba nudes 😂😂💔
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Hakuna dem hudance vizuri club kama ule amewachia mamake mtoto😂😂💔
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Hakuna boyfriend wa 38yrs .
Tell that uncle to marry you 😂💔
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Kitu inachoma panti ya white mpaka inakua brown ndio unanyimana?😂💔
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Sai Kuna mm niko single Alf Kuna Sasa Lele Ako na madem tano 🥲
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Nimelala style zote sasa imebaki nilale Chini nijifunike na kitanda😂😂💔
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mwanaume kununua odds ni ushoga kuja tuchambue games ziume nje kama manzi yako😂😂
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Bro Dem yangu anasema uko inbox yake unambeg akupee chance😂😂😂💔
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No lady has feelings for old men, ni njaa tu na kukosa adabu
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Hakuna Dem anaeza kaa for more than 2hrs bila kuguza karosecoco🍑 kake,nmefanya research 💔😂😂
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Karibu nigongwe na Haga nikiangalia Haga ingine jameni
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It's funny Vile Kila MTU anataka kukua memelord na hii shit hailipi😂😂
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Namdinya akiwa Kwa periods juu me ni mtu blood fuckin 😆🙌💔
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Vijana hutoa wapi wamama😑..juu nikijaribu kuapproach naambiwa "wewe kijana kua na adabu"💀😂
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Ladies if you're broke don't even dare look at me twice 💀..hio time unawaste enda tafuta pesa bana
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Kuuliza kipofu kama anaeza nishida mbio ni kitu ya kufanya nipelekwe police station 😂
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Lakini edibles si mchezo...uyu ameingia kwake akaiba TV na akatoroka🤣🤣🤣
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Ukiwatch porn na earphones bado unakuanga na wasiwasi unadhani majirani wanaskia😂😂
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Most men only will receive their first flower on their grave.
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Me as a peace maker: amekutusi na wazazi na bado umenyamaza😏😂😂
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I know am not a prophet but the person reading this has relationship stress 😂💔
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Nishawai kula Chapo mbili kwa inlaws kuenda kuchomoa ya tatu wakatoa hotdish kwa meza 💔🌝.
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Eye contact ikipita 20 sec we should kiss....Kwan hamwatch Netflix 😂😂😂
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A girl that loves you without nothing has another boyfriend..
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Unanyonyesha mtu vizuri then unapata Bado anakucheat😅
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Welcome to Kenya where virgins don't bleed during sex😂😂😂🤌
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It's easier to rob an African with a Bible than a gun
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Unavuta bangi asubuhi unapeleka mtoto kazi alafu wewe unaenda shule😂😂😂💔
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Mtu mwenye ako na wivu, hata ukimzidi dhambi anakasirika😂🚮
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Pale highschool nakumbuka form 4 Fulani alining'oreanga Kwa line Mimi kuzua akanimwagia chai moto Kwa mfuko😭😭😭
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Ati black is beauty ,🤔..hii slogan mlitoa wapi nyi watu Weusi🤣
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Tukiargue alafu usimame pia Mimi nasimama coz sijui unataka kufanya Nini,😂😂💔
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Kumbe kwa Bible kuna mtu alimwaga inje na hatujui 🙆 Ebu soma Genesis 38:9 believe me😂
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