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Health policy nerd. GGS nation 🏋🏻♂️ Philly sports. Intersectional feminist see-you-next-Tuesday.
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I am so fucking annoyed that the entire
#VanderpumpRules
cast needs to see Ariana cry to comprehend that she’s DEVASTATED. Anger is an emotion. A secondary emotion, but a righteous fucking emotion indeed. Let women be angry. Damn.
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@medickimw
Maam lol my friend who manages a bar trained a crow to come down for nuts lololool ask questions!
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@PrestonMitchum
I knew there was a reason I never liked her, literally never got good vibes from her 😒
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DC protestors stayed out all night in that crazy storm through the morning. & if that doesn’t inspire you to join us at the Dirksen Senate Office bldg Saturday at 2pm, I dunno what will.
@FFDC2020
✊🏻
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@MENAConflicted
Being sensitive to food waste. Feeling immense guilt for wanting to buy nice or expensive things for myself (requiring months of deliberation), but not for others. Obsessively checking my account. Making sure I’m donating clothing and anything else I don’t need, never selling it.
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I know I’m screaming into the void but I don’t know how we are supposed to continue to compartmentalize & disassociate to be productive workers preventable tragedy after preventable tragedy. There’s got to be a limit to how long we can do this as humans, right?
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Aww Elon DOES know how to pull out 🥹
(this was always gonna end this way)
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This election is harm reduction. Period. We have to stop the bleeding.
Get this part done & then we keep fighting.
Today I voted specifically to beat Trump. The first step is getting him out. The most marginalized can’t afford for him as President.
The next step is continuing to fight and push for bold policies on climate change, racial justice, healthcare, education, etc.
#VoteBlue
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The sexual tension between me and selling all of my shit and disappearing
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@rgay
This is a major reason why so many people, 45 included, don’t actually know how elections actually....work.
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I don’t wanna hear nary a peep about my screen time in the past 7 days. Cancel the notification 😠
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RIP to my beloved Civic and any mobility whatsoever for the next couple of weeks 😣
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During my time as a fed, while making less than $40k a year, I had to live on ramen & crowdsource meals & shit with other furloughed friends. Members should make ZERO salary during a shutdown that it’s their LITERAL JOB TO PREVENT.
No member of Congress should get paid during the government shutdown.
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Responding to a Teams message on my phone and “small” autocorrected to “anal” somehow without me noticing and Ima just go ahead and pass away now
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@notcapnamerica
Straight lies. The days when I have actual balance in my schedule working from home (not back to back meetings) I’m the MOST active.
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@chris_notcapn
Olivia was a highly educated healthcare professional, but we’re going to sit here & give her the “news media made me do it” defense like we did/do for violent white kids & video games? Absolutely not. I refuse to infantalize these grown adults who should know better.
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I’m really proud of John Fetterman for getting up on a debate stage against this smarmy fraud after all he’s been through and knowing how ignorance abounds. On his worst day he’d be a better Senator for PA than Oz on his best day.
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Moving your company holiday party to a Thursday, inviting clients and not allowing significant others will surely increase turnout and morale, right? 🫠
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@notcapnamerica
Woman vet who was attached to an all-male unit here & this tracks. Super homophobic in the daylight hours & doing shit like this at dusk. I just...okay guys, you’re not gay, whatever you say 🥴🤫😂
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Via text message after 5 years of being very attached to each other and 15 years of friendship. A whole fucking joke.
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My windows are open. Hoodie is on. I’ve saved 6 soup recipes on Pinterest this morning. My body is ready. 🍁🍜🍂
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@notcapnamerica
Every time the camera starts jiggling I giggle. I know damn well what’s coming but I giggle anyway 😂 I love this
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Let this be a lesson. NYPD fumbled every step of the way in prevention, response & investigation. This guy was caught thanks to this hero of young man right here
It shouldn’t be lost on anyone that a cool 40% of people in this country would tell him to go back where he came from
Zack Dahnan, the 21-year old security camera installer who first spotted the suspected subway shooter in the East Village, is holding an impromptu press conference on 1st Avenue. He says news of the presser left him unable to sleep.
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Welp. I’m officially at the big age where I swat down dudes in their 20s. I’ll ride that high for a bit though, tyvm 😂😂
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@StevenBeynon
It would be so much easier if they just came out and said they didn’t give a shit, as this indicates.
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I’m going against what my anxiety is screaming at me to take my first entire week off in over 3 years to do nothing much. If I don’t, I might literally collapse.
Please clap & also tell me not to back out.
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Ppl need a reminder that SO many countries have gotten back to an almost “normal” life now & we’re not going to get there for a long, long time bc we’re a nation filled w selfish, weak ppl who can’t handle short term discomfort. I hate it here. I wanna be in Europe w my friends.
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Got mine replaced in November & they had to pry my cervix open to dig out the old one before even getting to this. I passed out, vomited, & passed out again. I bled profusely for days, & could hardly move for over 5 days. GYNs are NOT honest about this procedure AT ALL.
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DC has made critical mistakes from the very beginning, but the mayor was able to largely obscure these facts by painting & renaming a street & going on national news with her anti-trump fanfare. All the while, failing the Black lives she has a DUTY to protect.
These are some damning mistakes in
@MayorBowser
's coronavirus response uncovered by
@CLPeak
for
@NPR
and
@apmreports
. Doesn't even get into how DC neglected its own metrics to reopen sooner...
Oh, and we had 80 new positive cases of COVID in DC today.
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@coffeeshopjihad
@LisaSmithArvada
@Fabletics
@Kate_Hudson
@noodletwoone
@terminalyill3st
@somewhatalady
@ElisaCardnell
@AN_Goldstein
I absolutely double checked this on my own and was told the same thing by your CSR
@Fabletics
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@chris_notcapn
Girl I’ve nearly done that on my peloton 😂 those toe cages or clips are a struggle
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Nothing like FTing your sister right after a shower (in a towel) to check on her after she had a hard day only to be greeted by half a dozen dudes I haven’t seen since high school at the bar w her yelling “SHE’S NAKED SHOW US YOUR TIDDIES!” I hate it here 🥲🧘🏻♀️
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Fighting your way out of depressive episodes is so indescribably fucking hard & iterative. So if you ever have, or are trying to now, & feel alone & like you can’t talk to anyone, know that I see you.
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This is the wildest
#BelowDeck
I have ever seen. Not just 1 but 2 sexual predators on crew & 2 producer interventions in the same night. Good fucking riddance to both. My fight or flight response is ACTIVATED
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Just finished the last episode of
#Dopesick
& good lord that was an amazing series. I know most people left rightfully hating the Sacklers. I did too. I also left wanting to see the FDA be held accountable for their leading role in stoking the onset of the opioid crisis.
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Dear Peloton:
I will not be doing any Babyface or R&B rides if the bike seat is all that’s gonna be digging into me. Thank you for your understanding.
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@TiffanyDCross
It’s hot out there, & to go back to formation rule
#1
, do not, under any circumstances, lock your knees. Whew, I hope he’s okay.
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@notcapnamerica
This is somehow still better than the spots that are like someone’s house 🫠 the bar is in hell
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@chris_notcapn
This is meeeee! I stay advising people not to get into personal stuff at work. Despite what we want to think, when push comes to shove, your colleagues are NOT your friends.
*few exceptions apply*
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😂😂😂
It’s official, the Phillies scoreboard graphic has peaked
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This
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tell all is already off the rails:
“If I’m not the one draining your balls, who is it!?”
Oh girl 😳
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This random person has been looking at my Linked In every few days for over a month now. It’s fucking weird & I guarantee it’s a dude who can’t find me on any other app 😒
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Bring him to ME 🥹
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@FredTJoseph
Not only that, but this isn’t new. Cuomo’s predatory behavior has been discussed for some time now. Just because y’all weren’t listening/don’t wanna hold your faves accountable doesn’t mean a damn thing. We see you.
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@BarredinDC
Not every place has to child friendly lol these people are nuts. Grab the takeout and let your kid wreck YOUR property.
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@coffeeshopjihad
Just to reiterate, there’s a 100% chance that he’s jacking it to the memory of your ankles TAHNIGHT
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@MsPackyetti
Every take here is the right take. All I will add is this woman is very well known in milvet twitter circles for being a pathological liar & all around awful human. I don’t even believe that CPS took the baby & returned him within the span of a weekend. She is THAT terrible tho.
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@MENA_Conflict
I saw Ambar on here - come to DC and let’s do brunch! Kin Da Thai in Takoma Park is delish. Panda Gourmet for Sichuan, but be advised, it’s sketchy af location wise. Masala Story in Brookland for Indian. The vaca frita at Mi Cuba Cafe is to die for. We could do this all day 😍
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@chris_notcapn
@JennyH7658
@MordinLannister
@NancyLeeGrahn
Why’s it always seem to be the ones who label themselves part of the “resistance” 🥴 okay, Jenny.
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@notcapnamerica
But why tho lol. As a vet, if that was a woman in uniform, milvet twitter would lose its fucking mind about how she’s denigrating the service, herself, and all women who fight to be taken seriously.
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