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Hi there. My name is Martha Kehinde Awoniyi (although you can call me Kehinde as well).
I write stories, and I’ve opened a new blog on Medium.
My first story is called The Trees of The Forest. Enjoy!
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At this point I have to genuinely ask, is there actual proper education in America?
HIV positive guy can be around 80,000 people unmasked while hugging
@GavinNewsom
, but six year olds must be masked in school.
Evil tyrants.
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It took one random conversation with a Nigerian man in Tokyo, for me to finally realize this.
I’d honestly die on the hill that the problem Nigeria is facing is Nigerians.
Even when they japa, if you get to a place that has a majority of Nigerians, you will see the dysfunctional and total disregard for order.
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@IamKayRay
@jayythedope
Cool story. Isn’t that what people said about Kim Kardashian?
Y’all use this whole “men want this” “no man/husband wants that” narrative to try and shame and ridicule women into behaving how you want them to behave. Go and sit down. She will find a man IF and when she wants one
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People were saying “it’s the effects of marrying a slay queen.” We don’t even know if the mum is dead or alive, but the father and his goons that have been posting and exploiting the girl have somehow eluded scrutiny. Fuck you people fr.
I need everyone to stop blaming that 4yr old’s mom. She wasn’t in any of those pictures, it’s only her father that was taking her to club & hotels. He is the one running that account, focus on him. Fathers are parents too & this useless one should be held responsible & punished
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Japanese people at times. He laughed when he told me the story and the only question in my head was “why?”
What would it have cost you to have simply reserved a place in advance or gone to another restaurant. Why is it so hard to do the simplest, most basic things properly?
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And decently.
I know what they did isn’t some grand evil or anything, and of course I have always known we Nigerians to be mad ppl, but something about his story just…
Something is deeply wrong with us.
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Women are only ever mature or “ready” when it comes to marriage and domestic work. It’s in this area that we somehow mature/grow faster than our male counterparts. Yet we’re infantilized everywhere else in society.
We’re never mature enough to lead or have agency over our bodie
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A good thing to always remember is that it’s totally okay to change your mind/stances on things. Especially as you grow older, cuz we evolve as we age and understand ourselves (particularly our past and childhood) better with time.
I hope you get the family you desire🫶🏾
a few days ago i had to admit to myself that i want a family of my own in the future
it felt very embarrassing to admit because for years id vehemently rejected the notion that i should or could have one
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I’m 24 today!!!🎁🎊🎉🎎
Fun Fact: Today I became 24 before my twin sister because Japan is 8 hours ahead of Nigeria.
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@Prof_Erence
WHY would it mean anything other than sleeping? If we talk now y’all will start frothing in the mouth.
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@hannah_ogundare
•It’s a challenge: they’re literally meant to be “jumped upon” so they can trend. If you don’t want to do it, that’s fine.
•Ain’t nobody care what men think or whether they participate in it or not.
•You don’t look unkept, you’re very cute.
•Most importantly, not every
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Why do Nigerians get offended when you mention the possibility of parents being toxic? You’ll just make a general statement about bad parents and they’ll attack and insult you.
Are we normal people?
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again for their names. Eventually, she felt bad (typical Japanese customer service behavior), apologized and let them in.
Now two things annoyed me about this.
1) If you understand how Japanese culture is and how they pride themselves in operating meticulously, even in the
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@DokiiOoo
@jiggymaami
Had to watch the video twice to see if I was missing something. “Our”? “We”?
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That guy said “Imagine trying to pick an outfit to go out....” And many women responded with “we don’t imagine, we live this every single day of our lives.” And people started crying gEnDer wArs. Do people understand how conversations work? If I talk about about an issue/topic
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little things, and how terrible they feel when they mess up (esp with customer service). Then you can grasp why the lady at the counter was moving frantically and being apologetic.
2) This guy and his friends were laughing at her. Saying she’s an olodo and it’s easy to fool
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Notice how when she didn’t back down and continued speaking, he magically became capable of understanding her. A clear attempt at making her the butt of the joke, and it failed.
remembered a quote along the lines of “if someone’s clearly trying to make you the joke, don’t laugh along with them”
Many people in this situation would just laugh with him & take it as a joke, pls don’t. Stare at the person or stand your ground.
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@mxniquexo
How old is this lady? Cuz this is stale news and she’s like a whole ass decade late with this information.
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@hannah_ogundare
-one subscribes to your Sodom and Gomorrah/end times logic, you need to understand that. And even those who do believe in it, clearly don’t care. So relax.
•There is absolutely *nothing* like a woman reducing her “worth” or value or whatever. So please stop.
Have a good day.
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Please who is this guy’s target audience?
And why is he always hinting at cheating/adultery in his videos? It’s so weird, irritating and unnecessary.
It also speaks to a larger issue in our culture but anyway, I like the house’s exterior but everything else is subpar and no
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Desperation, regardless of the context, is extremely dangerous. You are prone to making mistakes, poor choices and accepting every and anything as long as you get what you want.
Wanting marriage is perfectly fine, but being desperate for it?
Have you ever wondered why men hear “women, don’t be desperate for marriage” and begin shooting at the messenger and anyone within 10ft of them? This is one of the reasons why. They know what they’re doing.
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I can’t explain what this song does to me.
Primary 5 dance competition choreography 😭😭🤍🤍
What’s an afrobeat song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?
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Whilst Fela was warning the older generation of Buhari, I’m sure they were busy judging him (Fela) for being irreligious and unorthodox, instead of listening to him.
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We were having dinner and talking about life in Japan as foreigners. And he mentioned how he and his Nigerian friends once went to a restaurant that operated strictly by reservation. They went to the front counter and told the lady that they had reserved a table (they were lying)
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The lady checked the reservation list and said their names weren’t there. But this guy and his friends were adamant that they had called earlier to reserve a place.
He said he and his friends were laughing at how frantic and stressed the lady was as she searched over and over
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@theokohman
@alexlobaloba
@Mrtybaba
@amandachinda_
@ChocolateMoana
@Ogbeni_alaka
@zhurg_
I honestly think you mean well with this tweet but the pains and struggles women go through eg childbirth, shouldn’t be the reason why we should be treated well. How does your tweet apply to women who can’t/ won’t give birth? Respect women because they are people, simple.
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@Allysha9690
By your logic black women who can’t conceive and black men with infertility issues can’t rep BLM....
You see, hate makes you dumb. Very dumb. Enjoy the colors.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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I think women can shave if they want to, or keep their hair if they want, but from the comment section, I hope some of you now understand why certain feminists challenge the idea of shaving certain parts of their bodies. Because why should it ever be a source of ridicule?
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@Ada_nnempi
The value of a man’s strength has no bearing in today’s society. Your intellectual capacity, ability to invent/create, introduce ideas and solve problems is what matters in this present day. And A LOT of women can/have single handedly provided for their families. You’re just...🤦🏾♀️
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A lot of us say that we’re “bad at texting” but we actually aren’t bad. It’s just humanly impossible to hold multiple connections with so many different people or have time for them in the way that social media kinda “forces” us to.
Couple this with the stress of life and the
What's a hill that you're willing to die on 1000% of the time?
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@therealsam046
I hate this tweet for so many reasons. You say this like it’s a problem of some sort for women to curve men. Or as if being single somehow means we should simply entertain any Tom, Dick and Harry that approaches us.
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But honestly is this a Nigerian thing: idolizing and almost deifying a figure of influence (politicians, some religious charlatans, Big Brother stars) for no logical reason. Fighting tooth and nail to defend privileged people who probably don’t care about you...
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@_ade_emma
@IamKayRay
@jayythedope
And Cardi B and countless actresses, models, singers, strippers etc that have done nudity.
I don’t know what world he lives in.
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It’s the fact that Nigerians, and in this case, Nigerian women, never think about other nationalities, or their women or looks or anything.
Ever.
And why would we ever want to be the SAs of West Africa? You can’t even see how strange that “compliment” is.
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@shegzrhymz
You were broke. Period. The issue was not the lady. Your being broke was also not the issue. The problem was you dating above what you could handle and expecting the lady to magically know of your pay level and starve as a result. 4500 is nothing, and her meal was very decent.
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Disbelief in gods is the definition. We are not a monolith or some clubhouse.
You will find traditional, liberal, homophobic, intellectual, misogynistic, stupid atheists and all sorts.
You will find Atheist Pastors 😂.
We are also not all science or philosophically inclined.
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I have a very warm, affectionate approach to relationships so the idea that I will be happily chilling in my man’s house, feeing like a baby girl whilst him, he’s tearing his hair out by my presence, is literal madness to me.
And weirdly feels like a betrayal.
If you can’t
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Let’s even forget atheists and unbelievers for a second. When you promote this “when life happens to you” logic, don’t you consider how insulting you sound towards fellow Christians who are crying their hearts out for miracles without getting it?
You make it too easy for people
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@JajaPhD
@tillytate20
Nobody needs your fucking sympathy, you could’ve just shut the fuck up! Was that too hard? Pathetic excuse for a human being.
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Nigerians have talented artists oh. I’ve been beyond proud of this thread all day.
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@Swadechic
It’s easy to figure out those who are broke and have never paid a bill in their lives. Keep quiet when people are talking about their expenses, it’s beyond you.
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How do you actually know you “turned out fine” when aggression, abuse and violence are deeply interwoven into our culture and are considered “normal.”
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You’re implying that beating kids will somehow stop or prevent cultism, which is stupid, because an average Nigerian was beaten by their parents as kids, and cultism has always been (and still is) an issue in this country.
I wonder what the "don't hit children" geng think about this secondary school cultism rubbish.
The teachers should talk to them and make them understand that cultism is bad and they'll stop abi?
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-s and our lives (as full grown adults). We’re never ready to have our independence. But when it comes to unpaid labour and sex, oh our maturity is ever present.
You idiots aren’t fooling anyone with your rubbish ideology.
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Aunty you’re like 50 years late with this take. You’re not saying anything different from what men said to Feminists in the West, during the 50’s/60’s. Y’all need to improve and reinvent your content really.
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If you look at the replies and quoted tweets, you’d see how most of what was considered “discipline” and for “your own good” was really just full blown abuse, bullying and sick, inappropriate behavior.
Is there anything that was normal to you growing up then you grow and realize how wild it was?
For me it’s how audacity of teachers to cut a student’s hair because it’s dada or braids. Why did our parents let them?
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This is why I hate when people talk about friendships from a gendered perspective.
Every other day, we hear of how male friendships are so great, and more real and authentic, whilst female friendships are fake and filled with haters.
So what is this? 👇🏾
Dear men, who do you call when you are at your lowest?
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Men who have barely had conversations with their mothers about housework, cooking etc will come online and say wOmEn Of ToDaY aRe CoMpLaInIng.
Did you miss our Christmas video?
We spoke with some Nigerian women who shared their Christmas wishes and what the season meant to them.
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What’s bursting my head is that she either watched you go and find your seat or she actively searched you out in the audience, just so she can point you out and make you a scapegoat during her speech.
Yeah, this is not a good look for her.
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It’s so heartbreaking how for some people the most toxic and unhealthy environment is their home; and how the source of their tyranny, trauma, pain and discouragement are their family members.
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@toperants
Yes. I think it’s probably because you now see people as what they are- humans, and less as the labels placed on them by religion: “sinners,” “people of the world,” “non-believers” etc. So there’s no longer a barrier between you and them.
You are them and they are you.
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I get those funny bait tweets that are subtly asking women to post their pictures, but this isn’t it.
The “bitches” was a dead give away.
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Like I’m legit surprised that ppl challenged Ugonna’s tweet. It just shows some of you severely lack exposure and you’re delusional beyond measure.
Even qualified AA’s struggle with the job market. But it’s you, an African, with an African name and accent that will sail through
This is an experiment carried out my professors at MIT.
They found that with equal qualifications people with black sounding names were rejected at ALL levels.
Read more here:
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My meow meow and I are 25 today!!! The big 2-5. Imagine coming into this world alone; can’t relate ✨
@hernameistaiye
♥️♥️
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The fact that no other race on earth-not one-speaks about their hair like this, should tell you the truth of this mentality.
All the mental gymnastics about looking your best or whatever is a cover up for self hatred. There is a specific disdain you hold for natural hair and
@EcheXCVI
Nobody says natural hair is bad. But can you go to events with your natural hair? An envent that you have a function to run?
You can be at your natural look when at home but for an occasion, look your best
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@showband007
Y’all need to just keep your compliments towards strong women to yourselves. That’s how someone said (about Rinu) “I never knew a Queen could be a King.” 🥴🥴🥴🥴.
Misogynist compliments 🤩🤩🤩
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Tweets/conversations about menstrual cramps made me realize that I wasn’t the only one who experienced certain symptoms, like anal cramps, blood clots, depressive moods, and other ugly sides to periods that we weren’t taught in school.
I also first heard about PCOS from them.
I am tired of seeing menstrual cramps update on my TL.
Ladies can we have some decorum to this please?
I’m not saying it’s something to be ashamed about. God forbid I say that.
But we don’t have to announcing to the world when we’re flowing🙏
It’s unnecessary information 🙏
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The way religion is set up, most theists usually can’t handle (or express shock towards) people having a vastly different worldview from them. Imagine being amazed that people with brains are questioning or expressing doubt over an idea.
I can’t believe we doubt God’s existence this much or is it just a Twitter “follow the trend” and “feel among” thing???
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I can never wrap my head around dating a married man but why is the “karma” or “consequence” always falling on the woman and not the man?
Then some of you say funny things like “their wives pray dangerous prayers…”
Prayers that didn’t stop their men from cheating 🥴🥴.
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On this day last year, I came out to my parents and told them I had left Christianity. I couldn’t keep my apostasy a secret anymore, it was badly eating my up.
Anyway I’m fine, and my relationship with them is cool. Today is just profound to me because I truly can’t believe I
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“Because they’re rapists” doesn’t even seem like a good enough answer imo. The fight against rape challenges, threatens and seeks to dismantle the entitlement, free access and power (most) men believe they rightly have over womens’ bodies. So of course they’re aversive.
Why do nigerian men see the fight against rape as a fight against them???
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@DJINEE
Rapists. Murderers. Armed Robbers. Gangsters. Kidnappers. Corrupt Politicians. Drug Lords. Terrorists. Thieves. Colonizers. Criminals (in general). Etc
I’m not trying to sound weird but which sex is USUALLY responsible for these crimes and atrocities? Men or women?
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@ulomareen
You aren’t the only one. I’ve been shooting my shot since I was in primary school. I have enough Ls to go around. Maybe I look like Shrek...🤷🏾♀️
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@Molwedi_Rams
Stop glorifying slavery/servitude and presenting it as a wife’s role. This shit is really getting old.
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Happy Sunday! First time going to church in a while. ✨
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For me, it’s cuz my 11 Pro was the first time I ever bought a phone with my hard earned money. After swallowing tears I decided that I would use it till I turn 30.
Plus, if we’re being honest there’s no true need to upgrade/change your phone except it’s acting up.
what’s the science behind getting the iPhone 11 and then never upgrading ever again ???
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I can’t believe you guys actually made a hashtag called
#BuhariHasBeenABadBoy
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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Out of Context?
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This babe is a therapist.
I’m sure there are good ones but things like this are one of the many reasons I can never trust therapists in Nigeria. A lot of Nigerians are unwell, both the educated and uneducated, the clinically licensed ones whose job is to cater to ppl’s medical
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Something is infinitely wrong with us Nigerians. There’s something within us that honestly needs to be studied.
No matter what we do, or what direction we want to take, there’s always the presence of tyranny and bullying. A constant attitude of forcing people to behave how you
This is Alaba international market. No PVC no enter. And if you're coming to buy, show your PVC or go elsewhere 🤓🤓
Vid: Ezima
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As a woman, you become “attached” to the man who “disvirgins” you, and your souls become one. BAHAHAHAAHA! As if.
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And believe me, every and anyone linked to that girl’s exploitation is a bastard that deserves death, the mother included if she is. But it’s beyond telling that the mother was the first person you people decided to disparage. Not father and mother oh, just mother.
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I bleached my hair for the first time on December 30th, 2019 and I kept telling people “new year, new me! 2020 we move!!”
HA! 2020? 💀💀💀💀💀
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Just a reminder that prostitutes are people too. Not objects of scorn.
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The logic is so…..bizarre and twisted, to say the least. Like life happens to everyone irrespective of faith, conviction, background etc. You literally live in a hellhole called Nigeria (a religious country) where you see the most unspeakable situations.
A fucking own goal.
Christians always waiting for that "gotcha moment" to happen to non-Christians. 😂
"You don't believe in God? Don't worry! When life happens to you, you'll come running to God."
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I left my house without tucking in the back of my bodysuit top😨😨.
I went to the bank...gisted with my landlady and her friend...I was busy galavanting round my neighborhood...looking like a clown with her flap hanging out...🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤡🤡
Oh well. ☺️🤷🏾♀️
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I don’t know how you can *honestly* look at the world, as it is, with billions of colorful people and countries, with their own religions/convictions, and somehow think that the best version of oneself is in Christ. As in, out of all the many gods and religions, it’s only in one
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Nigeria is sha one of the many factors that led to my atheism.
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Hair game still going strong.
B•L•A•C•K A• N• D G•O•L•D 💫
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