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Dartmouthian. Mother of Vincent. Gonzo Journalist. Ghost Hunter. Goose Memorializer. Saver of bees & chairs. Totus Tuus.

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Joined May 2015
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Pride.
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4 years
ma'am, his name is quentin tarantino.
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A demon who licks your toes if they hang out the bed at night – from an early-20th-century book of demons from Isfahan, in central Iran.
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You were a quality, cute, alienesque cat Lil Bub. Thank you for your service to all of us humans.
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4 years
1 lost child 2 killed by domestic violence 6 killed in military training 22 killed by one man 44 killed by one virus in a province of less than a million. in less than 7 weeks. Please heave a sigh and a wish for Nova Scotia. 💞
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2 years
Dinner with the most wanted man in Nova Scotia!
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3 years
Minimum wage workers are tired of running the world without the ability to participate in it.
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2 years
If you forget to take out your turkey to thaw for Christmas Day, do not worry. Nova Scotia Power has your back.
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3 years
BREAKING: Expect delays this morning as a province wide Vaccinated Convoy takes route from their homes to workplaces as they get on with their lives like normal people.
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3 years
At least now if you're wondering if someone is vaccinated you can just ask them out to dinner..
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I DID IT I PASSED I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT
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Win: Getting ID'd at the liquor store Loss: Not having your ID Draw: The other cashier saying "she's good she's here all the time."
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3 years
Hello, Twitter.
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2 years
Some personal news:
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2 years
Dear @TimHoustonNS , sweetheart, darling, Numbertaker. You could make an 11th hour call to keep masks on in phase 3 or admit you were wrong in mid April. Up to you boss. Love, Katy Jean.
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Heidi was my high school liaison officer. She was beautiful and wonderful. Absolute loss.
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4 years
I made a gif of Trudeau running his fingers through his hair in case you needed that today.
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3 years
The coolest guy in Nova Scotia! and @StrangRobert !
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2 years
Very nice gentlemen. Never say no to a man holding a portable hook scale questioning the legitimacy of grocery stores. He knows something.
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3 years
Dr. Strang on people with cottages, cabins, and secondary homes who may want to spend their Spring between both:
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1 year
Anyway. My aunt lost her house. She had mostly everything that physically remained of my grandparents and irreplaceable pieces and documents of family history. All is burned.
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2 months
In other news: I got fired from Saltwire.
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3 years
I can only describe today's temperature with words from my traditional Nova Scotian language: Holy fuck boys she's fuckin' freezing.
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3 years
Ta-da! First dose taken like a champ.
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6 years
The chair. Oh my goodness, the chair. My family has an oddity/ artifact known simply as "the chair." The chair is special because it's not. That metal piece is part of an anchor the flew into the yard during the Halifax Explosion. Years later, the property owner made it a chair.
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3 years
is this satire
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3 years
Sweet Crispy Crunch I know you can still get COVID when you're vaccinated. The vaccine SIGNIFICANTLY decreases your chances of hospitalization and death so that you're not clogging up the ICU beds and staff when someone puts their head through a fucking windshield in a car crash.
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3 years
Nova Scotia will help Ontario on the condition that we get equal entertainment acts and you no longer refer to yourselves as the East Coast.
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3 years
Katy and Strang!
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1 year
Pour one out for everyone who, themselves panicking, had to shove an equally panicked cat into a cat carrier today.
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3 years
Hello friends! My Twitter keeps crashing as my account is reinstated and followers and following are put back. I'm seeing now all the support and I am blown away. Thank you so much for all the tweets and concerns! I am very happy to be back.
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2 years
I jumped out of a plane!
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I got ✨️hired✨️ By @Eastlink 's Haunted!
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1 year
Early mornings commuters in Halifax and the surrounding areas: Wildlife are escaping the fires. Watch out for deer, raccoons. porcupine and similar while being aware birds and winged wildlife may be in unexpected areas or flying lower than usual.
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3 years
If you are still waiting for the vaccine to see what it does I urge you to look at Alberta, Saskatchewan, and New Brunswick to see what COVID does.
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1 year
Immediately after jumping in the harbour. I was a broken man on a Halifax Pier.
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1 year
Neat, I did not expect the plague, the fires and the floods to overlap.
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2 years
IF YOU SEE A CAT OR PET OUTSIDE Congratulations you now have a hurricane pet. Yall can figure that out on Facebook tomorrow.
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2 years
While searching for a turkey that would be the heaviest weight for the second lowest cost, the most delightful man appeared next to me. "You wanna know how much they really weigh?" The older gentlemen in a N95 asks. He goes into his pocket and takes out a red hanging hook scale.
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2 years
I have something to tell you! I've added to my Twitter bio!
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2 years
Six years ago this child entered the world in the most chaotic fashion and for six years he has sustained the same energy. Happy birthday, Vincent. ❤️
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3 years
Rapid tests are being given out at the Antigonish NSLC and that is just so beautifully Nova Scotian.
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1 year
I am this close to fucking off to Cape Breton and nobody in my family has said that in nearly 200 years.
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2 years
Remember, if you see someone sleeping in a lobby or stairwell: No, you didn't. You saw someone surviving.
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1 year
My child, who rarely says full sentences, just walked up to me with a single square of toilet paper and said "please clean up cat puke." Glad this monumental moment had such a brilliant topic.
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1 year
The real treasure of Oak Island is the paychecks it keeps giving to to Nova Scotia film crews.
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1 year
Today I went to Province House to take photos for a story about coincidence and fate. @IainTRankin was getting out of his car. I said hello. He said he had something for me and reached into his front seat. I had no idea what or why he'd have something for me. I am so honoured!
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Story time with Katy: When a lady making a transphobic statement shows up to a Nova Scotia Garden Party.
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2 years
Exciting news! My Twitter bio has changed from 'columnist @SaltWireNetwork ' to 'columnist @chronicleherald '!
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7 months
My mom @heatherjhines made a hooked rug of my latest flag photo! 😍🤗
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1 year
THAT BITCH OF A FIRE IS GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM
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1 year
Bups teacher just sent me this from one of his friends. I have come absolutely undone.
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"I should just go out and not worry about it and if I get chlamydia I get chlamydia. I'll have antibodies for the next time I catch chlamydia." That's you. That how you sound immunity debt people.
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2 years
oooh man good luck to Halifax bartenders
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3 years
The Bup had a seizure today. He's okay, I'm a wreck, and we have a referral to a neurologist.
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That was a goddamned week, Nova Scotia. Cheers to everyone.
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Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston on those unhappy with showing proof of vaccine:
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If you're concerned your children will have too much screen time on their snow day, do not worry. Nova Scotia Power has your back.
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Dear @TimHoustonNS , love, darling, Numbertaker, You know what you need to do. You don't even have to say you were wrong. You can just follow the science. Love, Katy Jean
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3 years
I got the phone call! There was a cancelation with the IWK Autism Team and Bup goes for his assessment Thursday!
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2 months
Some commenter's obviously did not get to the part of the video where I mention that I am no longer obligated to be polite to people on social media if I don't want to be.
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2 months
Grade one is done!
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3 years
Two families in Nova Scotia are planning funerals today for loved ones killed by the virus. We are just coming out of the worst wave of this entire pandemic. Should Rankin have pulled the plugged the day before opening? No. Should he have opened to New Brunswick? No.
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My dad had a heart attack. He's not good but not critical. Thanks again everyone for your prayers and good vibes. Keep them coming.
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And to the lady who called me disgusting for vaccinating my kid.. I'm doing it AGAIN on Tuesday!
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I got a Nova Scotia Tartan scarf from @MaritimeTartan ! It has pockets.
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Oh my God this is going to set the right on FIRE
@canadasdragrace
Canada's Drag Race
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We're making herstory! 🇨🇦 We're honoured to welcome the Prime Minister of Canada @JustinTrudeau to #CanadasDragRace , becoming the first world leader to appear on the Drag Race franchise! #CanadasDragRace Canada vs the World premieres November 18 at 9E on @CraveCanada .
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There's a Luigi in my living room!
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1 year
Jesus, go to the next scheduled port. We are on fire.
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Martin Bauman (HELL OF A RIDE out now)
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Halifax sees its biggest cruise ship arrival of the year today: The 5,600-passenger Oasis of the Seas. Last month for @TwitCoast , I wrote about the conundrum the cruise industry presents—and the risk it brings of polluting our oceans beyond repair.
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3 years
A lot of time and energy could be saved if people understood the different levels of government and their respective responsibilities.
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4 years
There's nobody in Halifax that didn't see the Beirut explosion today and didn't think of our own. There's nobody in Halifax that doesn't know someone from Lebanon. I hope we can be the helpers everyone looks for.
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1 year
It was Katy Jean vs The Harbour Stairs and I won. Thank you everyone for donating!
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2 years
I find one turkey that looks like a decent size with the coloured tag that corresponds with my price point. We weigh it. 10.6 pounds or 4.808 kilograms. The tag says 4.545 kilograms. I found my deal. He continued to weigh turkeys as I thanked him. He wished me a Merry Christmas.
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EVERYONE IS SICK NOBODY HAS MONEY HOUSLESSNESS IS ON THE RISE AND WE ARE OUT OF LETTUCE
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1 year
In my experience covering wildfires: Tomorrow is going to be worse and we will know as much as today. Fire is unpredictable. They don't have paths and timelines like hurricanes and similarly they don't chose the easiest path like water. Be patient. Stay alert. Shut your windows.
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Please pray for my father. On the way to the the hospital.
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Disease ridden white people just showing up somewhere and building houses and stuff historically checks out.
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@_nellerita_ @ChrisDStedman @JLo The trick is to own your own private beach.
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To be fair, I shouldn't be suprised that something Trans was blocked by a Conservative.
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It's me and @theJagmeetSingh in a gif!
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1 year
My loves. That is the point.
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The Chronicle Herald
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Some people may have reconsidered their plans this weekend because of the carbon tax, which increased the price of gas by 16 cents yesterday.
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2 years
He can barely keep his eyes open but he had a good day!
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My kid was the reason for an amber alert today. I have never been so scared in my entire life. I don't know how long it was. Maybe not even five minutes and my brain went so many places it is now fried.
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But I could have told you, Vincent, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. #WorldAutismAcceptanceDay
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2 years
First beer of 32 (the age, not amount of beer.)
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It was a good day in Nova Scotia.
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2 years
I was listening to @Eve6 when I was caught committing a petty crime when I was 12 and now they follow me on Twitter. The internet is incredible.
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We stan an icon.
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Hi friends, Unfortunately, I will not be at Nova Swoons this evening. I cannot sit in a space 100 feet from a tent city with the men who have ordered them to leave. I am so sorry. I understand any and all disappointment. It is mutual. Another time. ❤️
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If I was immediately recognized by Poilievre’s team there is no way they didn't know who he was.
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Justin Ling (Has Left)
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Jeremy MacKenzie, leader of the Diagolon collective whose members allegedly plotted to kill RCMP officers and who is himself facing weapons charges, seems to have bent Poilievre's ear at a recent Halifax campaign event. (I wouldn't expect Poilievre to recognize MacKenzie.)
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If anyone says I'm being negative about phase 3: that is 100% my intention. Being and remaining negative.
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The face that launched 1,000 daily cases.
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I'm assuming there's no convoy this weekend because they're all helping Ukraine fight an authoritarian fascist who's committing war crimes? Is that right? Is that where they went? Isn't that what they do?
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4 years
I'm on day three of quitting smoking y'all. I could really use your prayers to get me through this notoriously hard day.
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Today @MikiHereEgo said someone had something for me and were on their way to my apartment. I came down to @RaeGun2k and @Seebo429 . Rae binded my two year COVID review in leather! Her and Steve had @StrangRobert sign it take a photo with the review! 🥰😭
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I was just recording bup singing along to a song and ended up recording the first time I was called "mommy." 😭😭😭😭
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2 years
Mother of the year over here has her kid in a Rubbermaid filled with water on her balcony.
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1 year
It's okay if you don't know what to do with the horribly sad news. It's okay if you just go about your day. And it's okay if you just have to stop.
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I am destroyed. He is fine. As it usually goes. But again, for the love of all that is Holy, when someone starts yelling a description of a kid, LOOK FOR THE KID.
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