Karlyn Borysenko's Brainstem & Parody
@karlynbrainstem
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Parody. I understand the left. Parody. No one else understands the left. Parody. I speak their language. Parody. No one else knows how. Parody.
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Last Seen Profiles
It's true. Victor and I are making how-to sex videos. It takes about 12 hours to edit out my chest hair and people really appreciate that I do that part.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have to figure out how to take a selfie from behind so I can share pics of these assless panties with Nick Fuentes and the other middle-school Nazis.
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I really mean Hitler Youth, but kids is easier to type.
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I originally wanted to call it NO ONE WILL CO-HOST WITH ME EVEN IF I PAY THEM THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS A SHOW but character limit.
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If I had a career you'd hear it tanking right now.
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Yes I know I've streamed for an hour and I'm still yammering about my glamour shots but we'll get to Robin DiAngelo when I'm good and fucking ready and where are the goddamn likes and superchats you frigging leeches? PAY ME NOW!!!
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What's funny is you're showing your arms on purpose.
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My favorite thing about this is that no one cares except for
@BOTnumber00001
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@reagan1hahn
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Speaking of full frontal assault, you're not gonna post any more glamour shots, are you?
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You think this is dramatic? Wait til the 7th hour of tonight's live stream, DICKWAD! 🤣🤔😭💩
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In the new version of this post, I would also like to read something that thoroughly debunks the claims of moon landing deniers, earth is roundish deniers, and Elvis is alive deniers.
Pamphlet recommendations please.
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Sometimes I wonder why I'm such a miserable person and then I remember that it's 103 degrees in this room and I have nowhere to hang my fucking shawls.
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The shirt's the least of your concerns, butter.
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JFC, just one simple picture of either of your pee-pees and this can all be over.
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Gonna flex my psychologicals, shithead! YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS SHITHEAD!
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Light tweeting today as I furiously delete old posts condemning nazism.
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A reminder that I still have openings for corporate consultations. Learn more at .
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I can totally throw in another digital tie pic
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Anyone else who has wronged me have a fucking emoji they want to share? I will take on all of you. ALL OF YOU!!! (burp)
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I'm placing serious bets on the dumbness of my audience.
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I never ask for retweets, but these former employers and partners deserve a chance to respond to my rampant anti-semitism
@norwichnews
@dartmouth
@carnegiehq
@snhu
@eduventuresinc
@nhpr
@shrm
@forbes
@highedweb
@penguinrandom
@ocpra
@capellau
@rallybright
@speakerhubhq
@prageru
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This is so much cooler than Baby Reindeer
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Reposting my fucking tweets you ungrateful bastards
Ima keep adding replies until someone fucking jumps in here fucking BOT
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No lies detected
@DrKarlynB
Yeah, ditto lady. So I'll speak on behalf of the knuckle dragging, mouth breathing populist-nationalists. Every thought you express is murky, nebulous, and circumlocutious. Then you brag about how smart you are. Your ego is a runaway train.
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Ah! I see you would like to test my debate skills.
Allow me to introduce my receipts. (*shuffles Tarot deck*)
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TWO HOURS I'M SERIOUSLY SHITTING
Yoohoo, Groypers! Gropyers, over here! Kind of telegraphed that one boys. 6 likes in 55 minutes tho. Need some love here guys. ENGAGE WITH MY FUCKING TWEETS I'M ALL FUCKING IN WITH YOU
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I actually think my favorite part is when she talks about the hotel incident and blames "the black families."
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Oh for the love of
The time she falsely accused me of anti semitism, white supremacy, and tweeting at nazis… with no evidence. (Because it never happened.)
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Respond, Nick! ENGAGE WITH MY FLATTERING TWEETS, NICK!! 😋😀😭💩
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It's like Requiem for a Dream but more disturbing.
@karlynbrainstem
@TheAdamKingShow
So she’s so desperate now she’s trying to get money / supporters by showing her 🤮 body.
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Sure, we can talk about how idiotic this headline is or that it's written in the third person but the real story here is that I swiped this hat off one of the chicks from Wilson Phillips.
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Stop using me and forcing me to do things! I just wanna knit!
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You got it. I'm also imagining someone desperately trying to make a name for 4 years, while managing to get dropped like a large potato by every group she's tried to latch onto. The sexless teen racist club is the final scrape of the bottom of the barrel. BTW
#wheresjoshua
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He told me he didn't know anything! He told me didn't do anything! How many receipts do you need?
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I love all weird hermits!
*they have to pay like everybody else
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Hey
@ConceptualJames
, looks like you're not the only one throwing around big words and acting like a fucking big shot. Why can't either of you explain things in a way the normies can understand?
*removes shirt, selects filter*
As a history teacher, I strongly feel that it is not only acceptable to question the historical narrative surrounding the Holocaust, but a historian’s duty.
However, a good historian is also compelled to begin his inquiry with genuine curiosity and intellectual honesty. To not
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Welcome! I plan to say the same 4 things over and over, but first, we need to over some housekeeping items, so here's all the ways you can give me money. (This won't take more than a few hours.)
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For christ's sake look into it! Please! You're already unhirable, this will just make your professional trainwreck more vivid. Please, we want you to question the Holocaust and stream about it. Don't even wait for the poll... get started now. *heats Jiffy Pop*
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Yoohoo, Groypers! Gropyers, over here! Kind of telegraphed that one boys. 6 likes in 55 minutes tho. Need some love here guys. ENGAGE WITH MY FUCKING TWEETS I'M ALL FUCKING IN WITH YOU
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Hello, Reputation Defender? Yes, this is Dr. Karlyn Borysenko. I had a few questions about your—
*click*
Hello? Hello?
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This should be amplified, too.
I never ask for retweets, but these former employers and partners deserve a chance to respond to my rampant anti-semitism
@norwichnews
@dartmouth
@carnegiehq
@snhu
@eduventuresinc
@nhpr
@shrm
@forbes
@highedweb
@penguinrandom
@ocpra
@capellau
@rallybright
@speakerhubhq
@prageru
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Yoohoo, Nick! YOOHOO, NICK!!!! 💦😀💩
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Nick loves me and he will always love me and I am the happiest person in southern fucking New Hampshire
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Christ, but the Paranormal Activity franchise is really off the goddamn rails.
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Emergency photoshoot on the crapper.
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So I can take screenshots of your asinine tweets.
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I am working multiple devices like Ursula right now, motherfuckers.
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Of my 105,000 YouTube subscribers, only 837 watch my livestreams, which is really BOT and his 836 burners.
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BREAKING NEWS, my head is twice the circumference of the blender they use at Margaritaville, so the whole thing is moot.
Hold on, getting a couple of people together to tell you that you can’t stick your head in a blender.
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Look,
@NickJFuentes
, I'm dutifully tailgating your posts, I've gone full anti-semite, and I'm taking naked selfies every night with my mouth half open so if it's not too much trouble, pretty please with sugar on top RESPOND TO MY GODDAMN TWEETS! ENGAGE!!!!
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My latest thought experiment is so dope
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Sigh. I wish
@ChaosProdigyx
and the rest would just calm down and listen to my well-articulated perspective. But alas...
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He's 4'9" and I outweigh the Chrysler Building so you bet your shiny ass it's amazing.
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Thoughts and prayers to the Midway bathroom janitor.
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Desperate times, kids.
If I had a career you'd hear it tanking right now.
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Update: No one told me I couldn't. I made that part up. As for the insults, I will reiterate: all I want is to be left alone to do my legendary work. You all started this by pressuring / doxxing / forcing / smearing / using / harassing / stalking me. I regret nothing.
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The AI feature in Photoshop is remarkable.
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Who's ready for Nothing Remotely Controv—
FUCK!!!
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All I wanted was some nudes. Is that so wrong?
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What's underreported is that despite my attempts to respond with Haiku, I keep getting the fucking syllables wrong.
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Grace is what I call the tower of snickers bars next to my dresser.
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Gentle reminder that "I find it amusing" is typically followed by 150 frantic tweets, live streams and substack articles.
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"Pull up your panties & have a wipe dear" is literary perfection.
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Well well well, it looks like someone is jonesing for a playlist with 600 hours of content.
Game on. It didn't have to be this way.
Although you *could* send me that picture of your Johnson and we'll call it good. Can you also send Kieran's? 😀
@karlynbrainstem
@kittypurrzog
She keeps saying she’s not going to talk about me anymore. Day after day.
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He's less than half my age. Hang on, Aaron's on the other line.
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Smear and Debunked are the unrivaled kings of my word cloud, bitches.
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Oh, I'm sure. Wanna see the receipt? I can print my Capella diploma anytime, dickwad! ANYTIME!!!
@DrKarlynB
Nope. Are you sure you're a psychologist? You're not handling rejection well! Its over between us, its not me its you, move on.
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I'd give you an exact number but Psychic Fucking Joshua took a permanent powder.
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Weird foreplay going down at Chez Borysenko.
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Nothing Remotely Controversial has met the same fate as Sassy Saturday. A key difference, however, is I didn't pay the other dude.
@karlynbrainstem
“Nothing happened! I unlisted every episode with Joshua because nothing happened “
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I have a foot odor problem.
@DrKarlynB
@SteveDeaceShow
What kind of discourse is this? Do you want to have a discussion or not? What's wrong with you, good grief
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By "so many people," I mean Bot.
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In hour 3, I'll be off camera but still watching SO DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING THERE'LL BE A QUIZ
Yes I know I've streamed for an hour and I'm still yammering about my glamour shots but we'll get to Robin DiAngelo when I'm good and fucking ready and where are the goddamn likes and superchats you frigging leeches? PAY ME NOW!!!
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So let's talk about the Caps-Lock button, shall we?
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This sounds better read aloud while wagging your finger and
snapping bubblegum.
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