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If I'm ever murdered by the police do NOT pray for me, do NOT offer my family your "deepest condolences". Change the system that killed me.
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"The Bible of misogyny" is redundant
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@toontwink @nicethighman Fellas, is it gay to have arms?
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@TheShadeRoom SHE COPIED HIS WHOLE FUCKING FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!
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@xxImaniRenee @S_Scissorhandz You at 2:21 tryna hold him in for another minute
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@hsigalaaa @bootygawddess PSA: You can do this with windows laptops too (as long as you're on windows 10). Just select where you want to type then press the Windows logo key + H at the same time 🤷🏾‍♂️👌🏾
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@Worldstar_CA @ICVRUS Imma be in the kitchen like 😂😂😂😂
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@luqmanhkm_14 I have a video like this riding Shiekra at Busch Gardens 😂😂
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@Anxietg @kbootyyy ...which one do they do? 🤔😳😳
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@Iam_IamJR ...which one do they do? 🤔😳😳
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@sbeezii That goat said
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@fox5dc Whaaaaat? What happened to all the calls to open back up?? If we have to go back to work/school as people are STILL being infected then why tf don't they?? 😒😒😒
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@televisiun @Brown_barbieb Bruh collecting cultural recipes like
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@_hellathick 😂😂😂 Yellow hair at :20 said
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@apiecebyguy @MsKiyana When you in medical school but forgot your headphones at home
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@bniceloco He said
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@DuttyJermz This catcalling on the street is getting out of hand. I get so scared walking past them that I keep my keys between my knuckles. Even if I tell them I have a girlfriend they just say "So you can't have friends??". I'm literally shaking 😖😖
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@Too_Luxury Someone edit this into the audio please 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@nostalgicuItra @_tdionne See also: "I don't care! I don't even think about it! Did I mention that I don't give a fuck? Minding my business not caring. Look how much I don't care by constantly telling y'all about how little I care! Unbothered af!" 😂😂😂😂
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@Tweets_n_Nike Women are routinely punished for being even remotely sexual even when it has no relevance whatsoever to their professional life. Watch a couple weeks from now there's gonna be a story about some "hot male teacher" with an onlyfans that no one has an issue with 😒😒😒
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When you getting flewed out and gotta stretch to get ready for the weekend's hoetivities
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@artemisinfurs @phylonyah Ain't that this nigga? 👀
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@raphousetv2 Why are y'all acting like this man was some sort of saint as if he wasn't a whole abuser who beat and strangled a pregnant woman? 🙄🙄🙄
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@FinesseEness Gracie's Corner is really important. Get that self love going early so our children never have to unlearn the bullshit we had to deal with growing up 😌😌
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I found someone I can be a headass with 🥺🥺😊
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@KadijahChloee @Tay_Mahrieee In the store If I see em both Guess which one I'll choose 😂😂
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@Zak__J When you lie and say you've changed to get them all back and they believe you
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Niggas in Mexico basically woke up in GTA Online 😐😐😐 #ElChapo
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@jadasbubble Tf they gon do? Pray at me? 😂😂🙄
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@BrielaaBellaa They get no sympathy from me. They did it to themselves smh. They could have been said she was just a friend and explained when she asked about it but chose to play a stupid game and won a stupid prize 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
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@skinclasshero Same energy
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@AD_Renaissance @HoochieDaddy_ The thing is, vaccines DO have formaldehyde and mercury in them. Why? Because you need trace amounts of mercury and formaldehyde in your body to fucking live. Apples and fish have hundreds of times more formaldehyde and mercury respectively in them than vaccines do 🙄🙄🙄
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@only1tw__ @kbootyyy Chilllll he probably didn't know you then 🙄🙄😅 Or if he did, y'all probably weren't that close then 😩😩😅 Or if you were, then you probably didn't see him in that way at the time 😕😕😅 Or if you did, then he might have had a girl at that point 😔😔😅 Or if he didn't, then
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@benjancewicz Rob McCallum rn
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@T1nyNae @_KeKe_LA He sounds like Peter Griffin 😂😂😂
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@clyde_barnes 😂😂😂😂😂
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The fact that the whole series was building up to this fight and it somehow managed to live up to everyone's overblown expectations…Iconic 😭
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@AD_Renaissance @HoochieDaddy_ Just because there is a substance in something, doesn't necessarily mean that there's a high enough level of it to make that thing toxic. Scientific literacy is important because many people don't fucking understand that 🙄🙄🙄
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@kid_chrissy @_Diverrx3 They did it better 😅😅😅
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@clyde_barnes From state farm? 🤔
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@AnimeEraser Bruh I got a whole girlfriend. I don't need to simp for shit. I've already been picked so fuck outta my mentions if facts offend you and thats all you gotta say. Go back to writing fanfics of your wannabe waifu Raven and stay away from real women 🙄
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@BlvckGrip @Tay_Mahrieee Lawyer looking at him like 😂😂😂😂
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@Mangu_baby @Iam_IamJR There is NO correct option 😐😐😐😐
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This is what integrity looks like
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“I can no longer be part of this institution after its support of an apartheid state.” Former British Labour Party councillor denounces the party’s leadership for straying from its values & resigns while delivering an emotional statement about an interaction with his daughter.
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@CurtisRemarc @mal_onda Brother Nature has 24 hours to respond
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Marc Lamont Hill getting packed up rn isn't something I anticipated but based on the receipts provided and weak ass excuses for his bullshit, it's what he deserves 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
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@ABC Her basically
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She be knowing
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my abuelita calls netflix “Neck flicks” LMFAOOO
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@theestallion big cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
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@TheGTABase This is an ad for a club called Nine1Nine which is a reference to Club E11even in real life in Miami. They fly banners on the beach like this all the time
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Bruh on @TeannaTrump snapchat is stressed af. All I heard was sis say "you're not my man" in the middle of him yelling so there's that 🤷🏾‍♂️👀😂😂😂
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@psalmiyah Perfect meme usage 😂😂😂
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@westindimade Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@RafiRei 😳😳😳
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@TheShadeRoom @SkyNews A Black woman... Falling to her knees for THIS man of all people?? Sis..... 😒
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@_TheComeUp3 @TheTayMarie Because thats a BOP
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I'm lowkey disappointed that "Kenyan Drake" is a football player's name and not about some singing ass East African dude 😐😕
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@NdidiUdeh @thesoulasylum This is wild af... It doesn't even look like the same person. How did she escape? Did they ever arrest the guys who did this? Is she getting help?
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@solodeauxleaux Neither does LeBron. Or anyone grieving for that matter. Leave them alone
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@KingZaytoven I don't "have to" accept shit that says it's ok to rape women as long as you marry them or that taking sex slaves is a good thing. No one does. And if your "teachings" say that (which they do) then those aren't teachings worth accepting in the first place. Do better.
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@DailyLoud He basically just said 'God chose to save me but let you go and get shot anyway...oh well 🤷🏾‍♂️' 😐😐😐
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@swaveyvicc The gap in water is determined by your swing speed not the other way around
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@brodiemarquis It's a Sunfish (also called a Mola Mola) and it was a shark...
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@urpetsnail @kboogie0813 This is just a metaphor showing that you can trap and lead more people to their deaths with religion than with lust... 🤔🤔🤔
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@superduperBROCK "Is it *actually* spicy or just 'wypipo spicy'?" 😂😂😂
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Hey twitter, I met this girl on a dinner cruise in Hawaii in 2006. We were basically bestfriends for that night so I need y’all to help me find my bestfriend cause I miss her and I need to see how she’s doing now. Please retweet this so we can be reunited.
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