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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
i tweet like an unstable virgo.
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7 months
they have asked yall so many times to stop calling them “the africans” but yall love ignorance, stupidity, and drama.
@knicoshaaaa
keke
7 months
I’ll go to the Africans, pay that 350 & sit them 5-6 hours any day!
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@kalmkhayos
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7 months
yall clearly don’t understand rhetoric. “the africans” reads the same as “the blacks.” homogenous or a monolith. it’s like yall only understand the issue with these things when it comes from a white person’s mouth.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 months
yall think the issue is the word “African” and not the article “the”. lord bless their hearts!!.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
@ItsErrolBerry pills and potions really made it known.
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7 months
im so glad i have my notifs turned off. yall are arguing with yourselves lmao. be blessed!.
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
LMAO exactly.
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7 years
this my love language lmfao
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Laying baby hairs is an art and should be treated as such 🗣
@blkgirlculture
Blk Girl Culture
8 years
Speak your mind y'all🗣.
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
i would like you to know that i stopped what i was doing immediately.
@MaKaylaMaShelle
Makay
6 years
hi, can I have your attention please
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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
@myi_savie and them doing that is purely racism. assuming black people are a monolith.
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4 years
@thanaa_i cause twitter told them to.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
Ask yourself what you love about yourself, your personality not your looks. repeat them every day. Make it a routine to talk out loud about what you love about you. then move on to your appearance. even voice the little things you love. accept that it will take time.
@myprideapparel
My Pride Apparel✊🏾
8 years
For those who have struggled with low self esteem and self-hate in the past. What advice would you give to women dealing with that now?.
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
yes we exist. thank you, next.
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
i love freedom. love is freedom.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
often used to describe other people who be acting funny 😂
@_benjvmins_
❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥
7 years
“sometimey” is such a black word.
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
look like a boneless buffalo wing with ranch on it.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
AYE pipe down. airing all the business. i just refer to it as manipulating the truth,dassit.
@MysticxLipstick
Ayoka
7 years
This is tough. Cryptic for sure. They lie while telling the truth it’s wild.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
this man said murder so casually and changed the subject lmfao.
@selandreaa
selena
7 years
Yeah I think I’m just going to stay single out here.
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@kalmkhayos
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10 months
i love how yall pretend like these aren’t abrahamic religions (siblings) and the fact that prayer and community no matter where you are is beneficial.
@_akuacoco
ᴺᵃᵗᵃˡⁱᵉ 🤍⁺
10 months
Sorry I’m really confused. Why are Christian’s going to Eid prayers and parties…. Did Muslims partake in Good Friday service and resurrection Sunday!?Like let’s be wise please. Just say happy Eid and keep it pushing….
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@kalmkhayos
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9 years
Especially in group chats when ya friend send the screenshots
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7 years
literallyyyy. stop projecting. YOU think im perfect.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
@thisisinsider Avocado is nasty so I'm not understanding why y'all tryna put it in everything
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
i don't care im in luvvv
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@kalmkhayos
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9 months
@uhohoes what a time to be aliiiivvee.
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7 years
@taisoleil sjskskj please stop you are revealing all the goods. they don't deserve.
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@kalmkhayos
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3 years
idk i have sense and im realizing others do not like it’s really not common and that’s shaking my world right now LMAO.
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@kalmkhayos
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3 years
seeing the things people post on social media just reminds me how much i don’t tolerate bs. i be reading a tweet or watching a video like “eww im not dealing with that”.
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
finally muted split bills. peace is restored!.
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7 years
tea was served
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4 years
@Pulchrasyrenix convinced trump used it w his maga campaign no one can convince me other wise lol.
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
do y'all know that like. life exists. outside of romantic relationships. I KNOW I KNOW hard to believe but im here to tell you folks that it's true!
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Look like pnb Rock right here LMAOAOA
@trevor_norris0
Trevor Norris
8 years
How I must look to drunk girls when they come up to me venting about their boy problems
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
broken clocks was my initial fav until i realized garden was really that girl.
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
@oatmilk40 what’s really bothering me is the fact that a lot of people making these kinds of tweets aren’t even black.
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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
i be needing most of my day to be alone and in silence then like an allotted 2/3 hours of talking and dassit.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
can I get a amen 😂
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
people don’t really understand saturn or jupiter. that’s why they confuse the nature of Sagittarius with that of Capricorn.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
YEEEEERRRR im wit this energy
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
i will drop my fears off at the door. i will bring myself and nothing more.
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@kalmkhayos
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9 months
@boxbleach @HardRapLyricism @fromkdwithluv babe they’re black contacts I believe.
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
i trust people that speak with conviction.
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@kalmkhayos
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9 years
@melaninangeI I just wanna know what a hall of cost is 💀💀.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
AND SHE DID HER DAMN THING
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
y'all can't handle capricorn love. it is truly all or nothing. that's why we appear as if we "don't have feelings." we know you not worthy.
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@kalmkhayos
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
"They sense nigga in their house" 😭
@kburton_25
KB
8 years
HOW I GOT CAUGHT SNEAKING INTO A GIRLS HOUSE?!! 😭.GO WATCH MY NEW VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! . RT & LIKE FOR A FOLLOWBACK!
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@kalmkhayos
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3 years
@MajestyRia that had me weakkk she so casual wit it 😭.
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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
talking about feelings does not get easier it still feels like pulling teeth lmfao.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
even his lil scream cute sis lmao. this video didn't cure anything.
@MaKaylaMaShelle
Makay
7 years
For everyone claiming to have baby fever i hope this cures it
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1 year
@lunagiiselle hope they put him under the jail!.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
demi really not lettin you hoes breathe
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
if you not proposing with this. don't even propose.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Absolutely not.
@YungKakathot
Thick Junt
8 years
Black women cheat??
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
The second pic so damn magical I feel like God has just blessed me 😭
@JlTEAGEGE
jite
8 years
i mean i know u typically go to food establishments to eat, but i was glowing and couldn't pass up the opportunity to capture it
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
this prob earth signs in general cause i lowkey felt this in my cap soul
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
imma be one of those* people and say i beennn listening to wizkid lmao
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
A mf bop. Prob my fav MJ music video.
@IMYOGINGER
BIG RED
8 years
Do you remember the time.
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@kalmkhayos
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6 years
aye bitch y'all better be nice to Rico Nasty RIGHT NOW
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1 year
@JavaughnSYW you look biblical!.
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@kalmkhayos
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9 months
@KNeferhetep i agree with you. why would the kinkiest hair be last when we all know humans originated in Africa. also this over awareness of the curl pattern has made the problem that is texturism worse.
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most of this tweet is sagittarius as hell
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Men.
@dopelike_mimi
Mimi
7 years
Someone remind me again why pads / tampons aren't free ?.
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
Telfar resellers will not see heaven. God just told me. Count your days.
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3 years
people call me nonchalant but really they just bore me and don’t evoke any feelings. have you losers thought about it like THAT?! since y’all know everything.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
Yes. Platonic and Romantic ones and I believe we have many of each.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Just drop them hoes til they float to the top
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
unhealthy diet. fast eating. allat.
@KNeferhetep
Khensu The Reminder
7 years
You think as you eat. You can tell HOW a person thinks by how they eat.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
cheesecake slander is something that i just will not allow on my tl
@dreamchasr717
Aquarius.
7 years
Cheesecake is trash. don’t @ me.
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
i don’t like the phrase “it’s the thought that counts” because if you had thought long enough you would know that’s not what I want. id prefer no gift at all.
@thejhambs
on the butterfly app
4 years
people are like, "you hate gift giving as a love language". but no, I love gifts if they're things I want. I love physical items, I love things, and I love getting things. But if they're not exactly the things I want, then I'd rather have nothing at all.
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@kalmkhayos
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if it's a sew in: the leave out a mess .if it's their straight hair: it ain't got no bounce, no shake just stiff .if they got braids: 4 months worth of new growth that ain't been moisturized since the braids were put in.
@ZoeGawd
not one of them
6 years
I shouldn’t be able to tell by your hair you’re “the black friend”.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
@Drebae_ when you giggled and said "emma motherfucking frost" at the end, i just knew the gworls would stan forever.
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@kalmkhayos
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One thing I will not tolerate is pineapple on pizza slander.
@JervanF
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Pineapples on pizza
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@kalmkhayos
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Did you really make a Polo Ralph shirt look like a cute ass dress 😭😍
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@kalmkhayos
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5 years
breakin these niggas down like enamel!!.
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
@afrotunes2 your presence is very necessary.
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@kalmkhayos
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9 years
Stop tryna get a text back from Dequan and getchu a new BMW with Henry
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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
@AudnyApeiron commenting “mid” under the photo of the most gorgeous women is the perfect example ive seen lately.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
Protective styling : buns, wigs etc. Really just leaving your hair alone.
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@kalmkhayos
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y'all just be saying anything.
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@kalmkhayos
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4 years
you should be very afraid of the power of purvab them mfs different lol.
@cn0bles
Kama Sutras
4 years
Understand that the fierce nakshatras aren't considered fierce from being combative or rude. That is more of a sharp nakshatra quality (like Ashlesha, Ardra, Jyeshta and Mula). Fierce meaning that when they do attack you, you should be afraid.
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Girl what ? I wish I could relate 😭
@Blachaz3
🇬🇭Blac HAZ3.
8 years
When theres a pool party ,and you don't have a swim suit,so u have to make one from scrap material in under an hour😂
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@kalmkhayos
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1 year
decided i will enter my crazed artist era and by that i mean im going to the store to buy art supplies to paint & stare at walls & contemplate deeply with a brush in my hand & and read something marvelous and shout “ah ha” as if ive just discovered something unknown. wyd tho?.
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Care-a-mail
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@paradigse people have been misinformed and blinded (by the fact that's he is our first black president).
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@kalmkhayos
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8 years
Only when a darkskin girl oiled down on the tl 🗣not in real life 🗣
@Khadibankss
blood. 🫀
8 years
Oh all of a sudden niggas like dark skinned girls ?? Lmaooooo INTERESTING.
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@kalmkhayos
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3 years
y’all will say/argue about anything on here especially considering that “aesthetic” is about makeup and not facial features?.
@hottie_blaque
Pretty Young Tenderoni
3 years
Not the facially challenged girls beefing with the clean girl aesthetic 🫤.
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@kalmkhayos
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a thread of my favorite natal placements:.
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They be like "what could you possibly be depressed about"
@ERISTHEPLANET
ERIS
7 years
and don't get me started on how they loooove to ignore mental illness in the black community.
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@kalmkhayos
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2 years
yes, being a loser.
@lnbshr
LB
2 years
do y’all have friend icks.
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2 years
this is wrong 🙏🏿.
@mayowasworld
Mayowa
2 years
Hate to say it, but if you model/have had a career as a fashion model while being a dark skin person you benefit from featurism which means you have Eurocentric features. Sorryyyy.
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@kalmkhayos
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whats worse is she’s being so serious.
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@kalmkhayos
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7 years
like we get it. y'all claim to hate these things but that's all y'all talk about and it's weird.
@KOSMIKMUTHA
🪷P A D M A K A R A🪷
7 years
I’m really honestly tired of reading and hearing y’all complain about men and white people and trump and everything the fuck else. I’m not saying you shouldn’t complain or that you aren’t “allowed”, just that I’m so bored of seeing all of these complaints and no growth.
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Why y'all always tryna bring black women in y'all bullshit ?
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