Think deeply of simple things.

Alas! Is it over for me, fair friends?

@zoeplzshutup You do hobbies the right way. These are amazing. I love birds.

@hackcartoonist I see you said one hundred or less, I realize although these last two are scarcely a few paragraphs they may not qualify. Alas. Although I might still beg it of you at an appropriate time

@zinniaa_3 As any good-natured individual does

@huexi_ Tomato’s a fruit

@hauntingly_ Hold on just a minute, you were Elysian enchant. Ok that’s making sense

@Saraht0n1n I started reading Animal Liberation by Peter Singer this morning because of this post.

@weylperson That's sincerely awesome. How long have you been a runner?

@huexi_ If this works out for you I might have to follow suit

@morallawwithin LDR >

@morallawwithin @Pseudomastix Uncalled for

@morallawwithin Hilarious

@fluxtheorist @Duderichy Is there a strictly imaginary option

@The_Coop I’m on the verge of tears because this is framed as a noble sacrifice but instead this kind of thinking will sooner lead to resentment! (Although, I’m sure this instance holds no resentment and this tweet was written in the pursuit of honest well-intentioned humor)

@zinniaa_3 Surely. A man doesn’t make himself respectable by pretending to be his woman’s savior, if anything I would think the phoniness and deception would be repulsive. Actually being dependable and honest would strike me as more promising traits than melodrama

Life is so unfathomable. I couldn’t possibly hate any of you, each of you was born into this world less than a lifetime ago just like I was. I’m pleased to be here with you, let’s figure this out together

@mochi_byte0 At least the definitions, Mochi </3