Justin Shanes
@justinshanes
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TV writer. Spokesfish for tuna, chicken & salmon pouches/cans.
Los Angeles
Joined December 2008
I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah.
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@realbales @CAL_FIRE Nothing sadder than you reposting this pathetic excuse for a meme, filled entirely with false info, and not even get any likes. Either help/donate or fuck off.
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I promise you that these livestreams provide so much helpful information on the wildfires
Just scheduled a livestream for 4:40pm today (1/11/25). I'll continue to discuss the SoCal wildfires, the genuinely shocking scope of the devastation, and yet more adverse fire weather conditions to come. #CAwx #CAfire #PalisadesFire #EatonFire
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[easily-googled lie about California Dems outlawing firehoses because their phallic shape could be triggering] Right-wing chodes who lost their life savings on the Hawk Tuah memecoin and have never set foot in Pacific Time Zone: "THIS IS WHY FIRE HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!"
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@Weather_West Daniel, is there a good place where we can see a map of the actual fire perimeter of the Eaton fire? Watch Duty and others mainly seem to be showing evac orders/warnings, but i want to know where the fire is actually burning right now.
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A dream come true to work with this crew🍴
EXCLUSIVE: Julie Bowen is set to star in the NBC and Universal Television half-hour comedy series ‘Taste,’ currently in development, from writers and exec producers Justin Shanes and Nedaa Sweiss
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This boner joke was a last second pitch and @KalikoKauahi hit it out of the park in one take
Gratitude isn’t required, but sometimes it’s nice to hear ❤️ Watch #StDenisMedical Tuesdays 8/7c on NBC and streaming on @peacock
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When you're 22 minutes into running your model and you're suddenly visited by Bigfoot
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Pretty cool: if you scroll Twitter long enough today, it eventually tells you with absolute certainty who's going to win tomorrow. Can't believe this worked
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RT @KingJames: What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clea…
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Hot tip: Kamala has enough money! Help support state legislative candidates where a little $ goes a long way. They really need it!
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Trump says Americans who don’t support him are “enemies” and must be dealt with: “They are indeed the enemy from within”
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These days New Yorkers are like "HEY, I'M RE-PARENTIN' MYSELF HERE!"
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RT @mikescollins: lmao I should go to this as like a joke 😂 😂 😂 but also like stay the entire time and maybe cry a little 😂😂😂 lol ok I'm on…
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@NinjaMedic @mikebettes After seeing the catastrophic damage wrought by Helene, absolutely asinine take here
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