Andrew Knox
@SoftKnox
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@TheSecondCity Mainstage and E.t.c. alum👨💻JFL New Face ‘21 🤦♂️ @improvshakesco 💁♂️ Vermonster 👨💻 https://t.co/tPWxXiHV9N he/him
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010
As a lifelong Giants fan, this was cathartic to write. @TalkinGiants
"Looking for a top pick in the NFL Draft? Lose games fast, with 'Odraftpic!' The only game-loss drug clinically proven to help shed unwanted wins." 💊 *do not take if you've already traded your 1st round pick*
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RT @TristanSnell: BREAKING - Over 40 different fake bomb threats have now been called into Democratic-leaning polling places And they're c…
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RT @freezy_mark: ALL North Carolina House Republicans voted NO on allowing hurricane victims a 5-day extension to register to vote and a 3-…
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My one regret from playing football as a kid is we never got to do that thing where our moms’ beat the shit out of us
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Getting antsy, thinking about getting on a flight and meeting my package halfway
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RT @alienreese: I’m ready to take on Dolans Rump. WWE Style at @ucbtla with special guest sets from @DylanAdler6 and Lauren Walker. With Ce…
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RT @patrickrowland3: LA, @NkayPod is doing a live show at @ucbtla this Friday at 10pm!! We’ll have fun sketches, standup from the amazing L…
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