@LibertyLockPod Dog shit on a stick. All of it.

@Super70sSports But somehow gayer.

@CynicalPublius Carrie Buck has entered the chat.

@martyrmade Why people continue to view American politics through the lens of Republican vs Democrat and not Establishment vs Dissident is really confusing. I mean, what’s a republican? Ask Jeb Bush if you can find him.

@LynAldenContact Simple. Subtle. Perfect.

@BernieSanders Certainly some of these funds finds its way to the needy you mention. That’s either good or bad policy and for the legislature to deem appropriate. But when it’s wrapped into the same fungible dollars that foment terrorism, coups, and bio weapons, brother that shit is on you.

@TenthAmendment When people would argue the “under God” part I was always thinking, “how about the next word, dude”?

RT @TenthAmendment: "One nation, indivisible" is one of the most anti-American pieces of propaganda in history.

@smod4real This word is so much more fun to use as an adjective i.e “he’s not invited to the poker game anymore because he gets cunty when he loses.”

@jabronieville @CCPISASSH0E That’s the best part of the game: now 3 of my friend’s families spread across the country call pajamas “boo boos”

@patrickbetdavid These same empty suits send 19 year olds to war.

@VivekGRamaswamy A free people don’t pledge allegiance to a government.

@carey_wedler I wish more people had the intellectual courage to recognize that this country was founded on smuggling contraband.

Mostly I’m just pissed I’m not clever enough to create an NGO to teach Eastern European sex workers how to properly score baseball games and pay myself half-a-brick a year to help “spread democracy.”

I’m a compassionate guy but if you’re looking for sympathy for job losses of people who unironically invented the term “non-essential business” you’re going to find me out of fucks to give.

@smoodypat I immediately start calculating how much I would have made in January if I had that entire buy ticket at varying commission levels. “Pretty good year that month”

@martyrmade It’s ok to secede from an empire too. Maybe that dude forgot how we kicked this whole thing off.

If you’re pissed that Elon, an unelected bureaucrat, has outsized influence in the federal government, that’s how I felt about that guinea garden gnome in 2020. Perhaps autocratic fiat rule every 4 years is untenable and a more federated style of governance is recommended?