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Entry-level Adult. Retired Athlete. Novice Investor. Georgetown Hoya. Columbia Univ. Alumnus. Charleston Native. | ΩΨΦ | Views DON’T represent my employer.
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Ignant & Ivy. 🎓 🍾
Officially an alumnus of Columbia University with a MS degree in Sports Management. This was just a dream a few short years ago. God is so good!
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If I ever see “This you?” in my notifications I ain’t even checking the tweet. I’m just deleting my whole account.
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My toxic trait is I get mad at people for not having basic common sense.
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I showed y’all the note my neighbors left on my door? 😂
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So I quit my job on Friday. I left my full time salaried role to take an internship that’s more aligned with my passion. All I can do is trust God cause I got some challenging months ahead.
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For context: I live in Spanish Harlem so my neighbor had to be sure I understood how fed up they are
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They single cause they prefer their solitude over relations with remedial niggas with this logic.
Anybody ever notice that a large majority of highly attractive black women are ALWAYS single.... Wonder why? Standards unrealistic? Attitude?
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News flash: we sitting cause we BEEN getting shot
A high school football announcer said anyone who sits during the anthem should be shot.
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Your girl get 3 mimosas in and she already reaching for your dick under the table.
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Soooooo I got my dream job. Ya boy is moving back to NYC to work for the NFL league office. God is so good!
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Fellas, it's Friday. Go ahead and CashApp her $75 so she can cop some Fenty Beauty products.
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Man or woman, anytime you’re pursuing someone of quality, you not the only one tryna be the only one.
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Eventually, you just grow tired of feeling like you're not enough. Like you're not worthy of the same love you're willing to give.
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Text her like "Meet me in the bathroom upstairs in 7 minutes."
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In honor of
#NationalGirlfriendDay
here's some pictures of me and my shorty from our Baecation in the DR.
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Y’all niggas be so dense. She obviously wanted to if she asked the question.
But yet y’all claim the wimmenz be the irrational ones 🤦🏾♂️
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Women get TWO drinks in their system and immediately horny af.
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I enjoy the freedom it comes with, but at the same time I’m far too affectionate and filthy to be THIS single.
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The intimacy you share with someone during vulnerable conversations is unmatched.
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Gotta text her like "Ima fuck the shit outta you when we get home."
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@beigewunder
Lmaooo I live in Spanish Harlem so they had to be sure I understood how fed up they are
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Emotional intelligence and a willingness and ability to effectively communicate.
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I’m lowkey overwhelmed by all the positive support and words of encouragement I’ve received. Wish I could respond to everyone individually, but thank you all!
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Whether it was a 13 year old or a 34 year old is irrelevant. Police can arrest a perpetrator without a scratch on them when it’s a weapon wielding white man, but a black man just got lit up with 30+ shots in Crown Heights.
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How dare they disrespect the commander in chief? No respect for military. Just leave our country if you dont like it
The crowed BOOED when Obama's recorded speech was introduced to the RAVENS crowd.
#NflGirlfriends
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Ay fellas, it’s Thursday so go ahead CashApp her $85 so she can get a full Brazilian and you can get your beard rode this weekend.
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Lil tardy to the party, but my mama says I’m handsome so here y’all go...
#FineMenThatAreFat
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Bout to have a dozen of these delivered to my WCW’s office on Wednesday.
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#FaithfulFatManFriday
: I got accepted to grad school edition
Ivy League bound to pursue my Master's from the
#2
program in the country.
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Shoutout to Howard students for this amazing picture.
#RIPMikeBrown
#HandsUpDontShoot
http://t.co/GBL9M76ryS
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Chubby girls with pretty faces the wave cause they're usually confident and self-assured, but not cocky and narcissistic.
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Couldn’t leave NOLA without getting my chargrilled oysters 😋
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Sheittttttt. My fat ass damn sure ain’t settling.
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I need a hug. Like one of them tight hugs that seem to last for 30 seconds or more.
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I know what it’s like to feel consumed by grief and depression. To be overwhelmed by the mere thought of just existing through more pain. That shit ain’t easy. Sending a hug to anyone battling in silence.
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@sweetsourKhandi
@flexasaurus__
Yeah he definitely need an IG and to start selling these desserts online cause sweet potato cheesecake?! I neeeds parts.
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Buying them for her >>>
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So I'm currently single & looking for love. My future girlfriend could be on your TL. Please do best & RT for awareness. ❤😭 Thank you
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This real love.
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Wypipo really never say “Excuse me” and that shit blows tf out of me.
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Choke stroke + a perfectly placed vibrator gone have her sitting outside your crib waiting for you to get off work.
Toys can do things people can't & people can do things toys can't, that's why you use both *at the same time* .....be in that bitch looking like..
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Liking someone more than they like you is ghetto af. Don’t do that.
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I don't think I could be in a relationship with someone who isn't as affectionate as me. I need that frequent reassurance.
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These highs and lows just get to be too much for me at times. Be feeling great one day, then the next depression knocks you on your ass.
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Just finished my last exam and I am officially done with grad school. Degree me please.
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I ain’t never heard of a woman killing one of us for rejecting her advances so......
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You think I'm squatting 400+ lbs in the gym for my health?! NO! I'm tryna hit you with the Melvin so I get rave reviews in the group chat.
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@FarFromBeingGod
I was at a digital marketing agency, but I’m in grad school for sports management and took an internship with the university’s football team.
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Your early 20s some of the most confusing years of life bruh. It's like everything is coming together and falling apart simultaneously.
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Won’t he do it?! Now let’s see what these scholarships hitting on.
Just submitted my grad school application. I said I was done after degree number 2, but here we are.
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My aunt n ‘nem came over after church to grab some food. They thought my granny made the macaroni till I told them. That’s the best compliment I think I’ve ever gotten.
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Breaking up with somebody you ain’t even in a relationship with be unnecessarily painful.
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If I go to take a bite of collard greens and it’s almonds in there, I’m choosing extreme violence.
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Deep strokes and positive affirmation. That's all these women really want fellas.
When he's stroking me he says things in my ear like, "you are perfect. I always want to be close to you. You are necessary in this world"😭❤️
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Serious question, y’all really be liking cats? Like enough to go out and buy one to bring into your home? I don’t understand.
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Say your sexuality only using an image already on your phone:
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@theB0SNIAN
Wimmenz being insatiable is the issue. Leave my dick alone and lemme finish this bacon.
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You ever be offended by the caliber of people shooting they shot in ya DMs?
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This WFH shit really takes a toll on your mental health. Gotta find ways to separate your home from your workspace.
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The older I get, the more appreciative I am for my upbringing. Definitely grateful for the morals and beliefs my family instilled in me.
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Yo
@mentnelson
I’m trying to start a non profit based out of Charleston entitled Lowcountry Bridge Builders where young adults and recent college grads serve as mentors to high school seniors applying to college. A RT could help me secure enough mentors to launch this by August.
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My dad told me "it's a man's job to set the table. Let a woman decide if she wants to sit down and eat." That's always resonated with me.
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Niggas getting old. It’s me. I’m niggas. I was depressed af last week, but this birthday has been one of the best yet so far.
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When you wanna look like a snack, but can’t stop eating them...
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I really graduate with my masters degree this year. From Columbia University. That’s wild to me.
My parents had me in high school 25 years ago and now I’m finna be an Ivy League graduate. That ain’t nothing but God.
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Thick thighs really are just a blessing. They can be pillows, earmuffs, handles, or serve an array of other purposes.
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If she went to Spelman or Howard she gone stress you out and laugh at your misery in the group chat with her girls.
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Started my new job today and found out that I finished my first semester of grad school with a 3.8. God is good!
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If you want some transactional pussy, it’s plenty sex workers out there, fam.
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