i feel like kenmas parents dont really understand kenmas job so theyre all like "how's your little youtube thing going? do you need to borrow any money? 🥺🥺" meanwhile kenma has like 70 million subs
kagehina/hinakage 3rd yrs
“kageyama…you're crushing me,” shoyo grunts, under the weight of tobio’s body. he’d usually be the first one up at training camp, jostling the younger members to gently wake, but since tobio runs cold it seems
I love it when fics and art are all like "FAMOUS KODZUKEN AND FAMOUS JVA WORKER KUROO TETSUROU!! KUROKEN POWER COUPLE!!" but lets be real,,,,,,,office worker kuroo is NOT famous,,,,,he's just some guy (affectionate)
nsfw
kuroken cant do backshots bc kenma will bury his face in the pillow to muffle himself and kuroo is constantly stopping and pulling out to make sure kenma isn’t suffocating 🤕🤕
nsfw rough
with the way kuroo acts in public, (holding doors open for strangers, helping old ladies load their groceries) kenma thought he’d be nice in bed, but (un)fortunately for him, kuroo is the exact opposite.
on his knees kenma weakly shudders from his second orgasm,
imagine being kurokens kid and ur complaining to ur parents about how hard it is getting a job and dad
#1
is all like "uh 🤓☝️ i started making an income at age 16 and then started my own company at 19" (has never worked a normal job just became famous quick) and dad
#2
is "i
"I-had-a-sex-dream-abt-you," kuroo blurts out, in one breath as soon as he hears the familiar 'click' of kenma picking up the phone.
"kuro,,,its 4am,," kenma mumbles, the cute tilt in his voice that means he's definitely scowling.
"but I had a /sex/ dream about you, kenma." +
krkn
“kuro, cut that out, i’m trying to make dinner,” kenma snaps, trying to bat the clingy alpha away. it doesn’t work, his nose is buried deep in the crook of the omegas neck, his back hunched over almost comically.
“cant,” he mummers, “u just smell so good.”
kuroo inhales
kenma becoming rich and having his own house in his late teens/early twenties??? INSANE
kageyama being an Olympian at 19???? INSANE
hinata being a complete beginner and only playing beach volleyball for 2 years yet making a big name for himself???INSANEEEEEE
kuroo searching for one of his “lost” sweaters in kenmas drawer and stumbling across a notebook wedged between clothes.
he does a quick look around, kenma only just begun his hour long shower and the kozume’s are out, so no one will know if he takes a quick peek, right?
i know a lot of ppl make kuroo out to be a delinquent but like it’s probably more canon that people think of kenma as the delinquent. like this panel + HIM CANONICALLY GETTING INTO A FIGHT IN FIRST YEAR?????
nsfw
kenma tries to be cocky by going “is it in yet?” but his smugness is undermined by the fact he’s wheezing, his thighs are shaking around kuroo’s waist, and he’s pawing at his chest
i think kuroo has a polaroid pic of kenma in his phone case and it’s a struggle because every time he’s in public and using his phone ppl are always like “where’d u get that rare kodzuken pc!!!”
whenever kenma posts pictures of kuroo his comments are filled with “is your husband single?” and he gets so mad he starts replying back with their ip addresses
nsfw
kenma going from pimples and blemishes on his face to the most dewy, clear skin and he doesn’t know how to tell people his secret is his best friend nutting on his face 5 days a week
every time kuroken are abt to have sex kenma goes "h-he's pulling his cock out!!!" in that stupid voice and break down laughing at his own joke while kuroo is unamused I JUST KNOW IT
“kodzuken you can play volleyball? you’re not going to kill yourself trying??” “holy crap, kodzukens good lol” KXJDJDDKSKSKSCJDKSJJS AND THE FACT HE DID THIS ON BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOO HES TOO POWERFUL
//kuroken
I think kuroo's "yeah, im gonna marry my best friend" moment is in middle school, when his week long girlfriend dumped him for a taller boy and kenma was the one to quietly suggest egging her house--under his breath so lowly kuroo had to strain his ears to hear.+
kuroo hearing people say stuff like “oh kenma is so quiet” and being so confused bc to him kenma is talking all the time?? he’s always going on abt the games he’s playing or the people around him or what others are thinking and then kuroo goes: oh. he just only talks a lot to me
kuroo who's naturally a fast walker and kenma who's naturally a slow walker—so when they walk together kuroo always walks a little bit slower and kenma always walks a bit faster, both pushing themselves slightly out of their comfort zone to meet each other halfway
thinking abt kuroo who takes all the initiative when krkn first get together!! not bc kenma doesn't want to be in this relationship, but bc kuroo knows kenma struggles with overthinking. kuroo who watches kenma's hand twitch to hold the older's before stopping himself, seemingly+
thinking about kurokens daughter who thinks kuroo has the coolest job ever and when people go "what do you think about kenma's job? :)" she goes "kenma has a job????"
kuroo going "oh it's just bedhead" when people question why his hair looks like that but they don't know that the real reason is because kuroo can't stop going on down on kenma at any given chance just to feel the way chubby thighs spasm around his head and the way deft fingers
i cant get over kuroo telling kenma that "setters dont have to move around too much" AND KENMA HAVING TO BE ON THE COURT LONGER THAN KUROO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kuroo: kenma, ur sitting on my lap
kenma: yeah sorry there’s just no space left on this couch
kuroo: we’re the only ppl sitting here???
kenma: i said there’s NO SPACE, KURO!!!
kuroo: kenma, can i have a kiss?
kenma: hmmmm, okay! but for a price
kuroo: what's the price?
kenma: two kisses!!
akaashi: jesus christ can u guys do this somewhere else
nsfw kuroken, free use + light somno
Throughout middle and high school Kenma has learned to keep his window unlocked, just in case Kuro comes tumbling in the middle of the night, and Kenma is deep asleep.
nsfw
one time kuroo (mid 20s) went down on kenma and MID SUCK kenma goes: “your hair is greying”
anyways now kuroo has to wear a beanie when they have sex🤕
kenma sitting on kuroo's lap on the train and kuroo just thinks kenma is being all cute!!!! but rly its because kenma knows the seats are dirty and is just using kuroo as a human chair
thinking about kenma who used to hate sleeping when he was younger, to him sleeping was a chore, something that prevented him from spending hours in front of his tv screen. then thinking about older kenma who learns to love sleeping, curling against kuroo's chest, sneaking his
kuroo gets his very first girlfriend in highschool and she “steals” one of the hoodies in his bedroom and the next day at school kenma is very confused to why some random girl is wearing his clothes
i feel like kuroo in college is all like "oh im not that good at video games :(" but whenever he plays with his new friends he destroys them bc his perception of being good is ruined by kenma forever
kenma: taking a pregnancy test as a joke :3
*comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *co
I just think artist kenma who hates everything he draws and kuroo who pockets each crumpled up drawing from the trash whenever he goes over to kenma's house. he smoothes each out the best he can and places them in a photo album, dating each as best as he can, and when they get +
thinking abt the argument “why do ppl make kenma so small he’s literally 5’6.6” that’s around the average height for men in japan.” BUT HES NOT AROUND NORMAL PEOPLE HES AROUND ATHLETES WHO CONSIDER ANYTHING UNDER 6’0 TO BE SHORT 😭😭😭 BRO IS TINY
shapeshifter kenma whose cat form is so tiny he can fit in the hoods of kuroo's sweaters, sleeping there while kuroo goes about his day. but in true cat fashion, whenever he's tired of being carried around by kuroo he will shift back into human form, and make kuroo topple over😭
Kuroo puts a Polaroid picture of him and kenma in his phone case to subtly show them off and kenma goes “I can do it better” and wears a sweater with a blown up picture of kuroos face on it.
big believer that kenma proposes to kuroo but kuroo has a /feeling/ abt it happening so in all the proposal pics it’s kuroo in a three piece suit looking his best and kenma in a valorant t shirt
kenma when he gets a certain amount of popular eventually has to hire bodyguards whenever he goes out and there's been MULTIPLE incidents of his bodyguards tackling kuroo for being too close bc they think he's some Random Guy
TO MEEEE this is the ultimate i love you. the way throughout this whole game kenma’s mind is constantly observing and weighing his best options and then when he sees kuroo all his thinking just stops bc he knows that kuroo has and always be there for him
kenma’s ex bfs telling him that no one is willing to put up with “prince like attitude” and then kenma ending up with kuroo would treats him like royalty everyday <3
and shoyo…well he doesn’t hate it. the way tobio hikes his leg over shoyos own is a comforting weight. he pushes fingers through tobio’s hair, and thinks he doesnt mind it when he’s being clingy.
kuroo probably dropped a confession letter in kenma’s backpack but when kenma didn’t say anything kuroo took it as a rejection AND MOPPED. but it was bc kenma didn’t even check the bottom of his bag until months later
fem kenma would be so cute!!! she’s a little careless about how she has a skirt uniform and is always bending down to pet cats and kuroo is /freaking out/ and standing behind her all worried trying to make sure she doesn’t flash anyone while also trying to ignore her thighs +
kuroo introducing kenma to volleyball, kuroo taking extra time to teach lev how to refine his blocks, kuroo giving tsukki advice mid game, kuroo calming shibiyama down UGH THAT MAN IS SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO HOT
kenma always talks in his sleep and its usually nonsense, one kuroo likes to listen to when he cant sleep and report back to kenma on what he said when he's conscious. but one night as kenma talks in his sleep he mummers out a soft "marry me" and thats how they engaged
nsfw | trans kenma (afab language)
“Ah, Kuro, I'm still sore,” Kenma whines, batting wandering hands away from his cunt.
Kuroo quickly pulls his hand away, although his mood isn't deterred, instead flopping on the bed to spoon his boyfriend, kissing his neck and shoulders.
+
kenma’s first side business was at 11 years old charging kids in his class 5 dollars for him to beat whatever level they were stuck on in whatever game