jupiter2012
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At home bartender, occasional poet, political junkie and reluctant lover of trash tv
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This is why some foods are every day foods and some foods are some sometimes foods. Literally. Sesame Street been trying to teach this for 50 years.
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@cmclymer
Happened to me yesterday at the doctor. It was a Baptist facility and she asked my religious preference. I said “none”. She ended our registration process by saying “Merry Christmas” and a Dolores Umbridge smile. Gave her my biggest, gayest smile and said “Merry Christmas, gurl.”
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@wowtoospooky
@awm22
@DrRitaIssa
May I, a gay, interject: Friend of Dorothy was a way of other gays to find each other for generations. This was due to Judy being widely loved amongst the gays. And she loved us back. You may also know the Stonewall Riots came as the queer community was mourning Judy’s death.
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Hey, guess what? I officially came out 18 years ago today.
Celebrate that.
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@CalIMeAlx
@TaitTheTerrific
@missykender
@wowtoospooky
@awm22
@DrRitaIssa
But yes. When you could be jailed for being gay or lose your job (which, we’re going back there, but that’s another thread), you meet a guy and the gaydar pops off, ask him if he’s a friend of Dorothy. If he is, you might have a friend, a date, or a companion for the night.
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Today, I have been preaching the gospel of love yo damned self. Yes. You. Love yo damn self.
Don’t compare yourself to others. Find happy and joy and your own damn sexy. Don’t compare yourself to somebody on here thirstin’ for attention.
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Heterosexuals walking slowly through Costco and blocking the faster walking gays path is peak homophobia.
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Probably not worth recording to send to
@samsanders
and
@NPRItsBeenAMin
, but the best part of my week was piecing together lunch from fridge leftovers and singing “I found lunch in a hopeless place” while the microwave ran.
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@mattwallaert
@paulstorms
@MattWalshBlog
The more I see of the poor Oregonians, the more I say, “Aww, bless their hearts”.
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Tyler Oakley doing ads for Abercrombie completes a certain kind of white gay storyline.
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Seeing a lot of my gays struggling with body image issues today. Gather round, boys.
Look, see that bro with the abs calling himself fat? Just proves you can be him and still be insecure. Lay that negativity down. Love your fine ass self.
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@TaitTheTerrific
@missykender
@wowtoospooky
@awm22
@DrRitaIssa
When we had to live underground, we had a whole vocabulary and culture to keep ourselves safe/survive. I worry we’re about to need it again.
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A twink just said “Hi, Daddy” to me as I was leaving Kroger.
I will be going back into quarantine.
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Nearly texted “I’m gonna vogue in a minute” to my mom.
Definitely meant vote. But, who knows what the day may bring.
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@RalphLauren
@JamieAsnow
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@AlexShibutani
@MaiaShibutani
This child has no idea how much Dippin Dots he’s about to get.
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Hi. I’m just sad. Have been for a long time. Just steadily sad. Realized that today.
Thanks for being my therapy today. Yes. I’m fine. No. I don’t much wanna say more. Just yeah. That was a hell of a revelation.
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@cmclymer
Right? Does Santa visit your children? Then you aren’t keeping the Christ in Christmas, Brenda?
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I’m always happy to die on the don’t spend your money at Chik Fil A hill. There’s plenty of tasty fast food without giving it to people actively working against you.
Waffle fries aren’t worth your rights.
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Yes hi. A lot has been happening, but in the middle of it, I got selected to be Vice Chair (which means eventful chair) of our LGBT+ Employee Resource Group.
And I’m pretty damn proud of that.
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Good news, kids. I moved on to round 2 of interviews for a new gig.
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Gays, I have a question.
Say you’re at a bar. And there’s straight dudes being a little drunk and loud. Maybe just yelling at the TV. Are you instantly kind of afraid? Cuz, that energy can really quickly turn into something somewhere between uncomfortable and violent? (Cont)
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Up. Date. My first vaccine is now Saturday. And I got a new car today. Today has been a good damn day.
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Told y’all I’ve had it with your shit.
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@kathygriffin
They do. And it’s exactly why they do it. (This having grown up with an abuser who did this shit. It’s all they can resort to when they feel threatened.)
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I’m at a pizza and beer bar in Florida and they’re playing “Temporary Love” by
@BenSPLATT
and that’s gay fucking rights, y’all.
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Can I gay confess something? I prefer Designing Women to Golden Girls.
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Shout out to the bi dude who saw my rainbow watch band and decided to tell me about the last time he’d sucked a dick. (I didn’t ask)
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Having learned “Aunt Fancy” was a 19th Century term to describe an effeminate man, I demand we bring this back. Also, please only refer to me as such.
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Mormons are at the door. Do I open it and tell them this is a House of Homosexuals?
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