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This is the kind of stuff that makes you read the biography pamphlet and nod.
Attended a funeral today and this is what they served😋😭shout out to the deceased 🙌🏽
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Okrika in 7 years.
And I'll be waiting
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a serial killer that kills Nigerian politicians.
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Nigeria making the AFCON final will trigger the nastiest hate watch in the history of the sport.
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I can never look at hugo weaving without thinking about the fact that he was born in Ibadan.
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I cant take this woman home and expect her to kneel down for the elders.
I'm sorry.
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I hate that we dont call carbonated beverages "minerals" anymore.
this used to be a proper country
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I don't think Germany as a country is ready for what happens if a relegated premier league manager wins the Bundesliga.
Vincent Kompany is the new head coach of FC Bayern, putting pen to paper on a deal until 2027 🔴⚪
#MiaSanMia
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this evening my girlfriend called, we spoke for about 5 mins and she went silent. i asked what was wrong, he said nothing. she then told me he feels so lucky to have a man like me, i smiled and told her i love her so much and she said he loves me too. love is a beautiful thing❤️
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surprised they recognised him and let him in wallahi.
I looked better on my project defense.
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Nigeria was playing decent football in 2018 and these niggas wanted messi to pop us.
I stopped taking them seriously then
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and mayo is expensive as fuck.
so I know you have the money to eat like a human being but choose to live like this.
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@1Kartello
We could be married with three kids and running a family business and "soomthy" would still be a deal breaker for me
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Checked your bio and I nearly died of laughter.
So if a guy rape a lady who dresses like this
Is the boy at fault
Bah naa, ppl will support any rubbish
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Something you can just steal for free outside Abuja Central mosque?
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Timothee Chalamet Superman
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A British accent doesn't move me the way a rich hausa girl accent does.
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@maybewavyy
Way more than that cause Ronaldo and Messi fans have some sort of even division.
I'm talking Liverpool vs Athletico in 2020
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"Why are all the uchiha kids late for class today?"
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this guy was so useless.
She had no demands, no standards, he just had to exist and he still bottled it.
Losing Asami is such a big L😭, like how do you fuck up that bad with a beautiful rich baddie?🥹
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the most likely scenario is batman paying him to walk away.
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Hopefully we dont
I want fights where I can actually tell whats going on most of the time.
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We used to take down mammoths as a rite of passage from adolescence to manhood.
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that feeling when you correct the imam but you got the verse wrong too
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remember when the anime community on Twitter used to be so scanty that we used this GIF to acknowledge each other ?
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@_thedamola
I laughed tire that day.
Then Maradona called us monkeys and gave us the finger from the podium and a fellow Nigerian told me it was "passion"
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Senior man sighting the bastard they will rob at the car park.
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Tom Holland will have to face me in an Agni Kai at this point.
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I hope whoever created upgrade is living his best life somewhere.
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There isn't a football team that on the planet that plays better than a team that just got a goal back when they were losing 2-0.
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Nah I choose project mbappe
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godforbid a man does method acting
Peaky Blinders actor, Paul Anderson fined for possession of Cocaine
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3rd frame would be on the Nigerian currency if we were a serious nation.
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Haaland to score
A regular Nigerian undergrad student gets an interest free student loan running in millions…
Tell us what happens next…
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Gotta love jujutsu cause just like real life,
Your rage means nothing.
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E sweet me die.
All the racist countries gone like smoke.
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That indomitables promo in 06' with a ps2 up for grabs...
Lives were lost
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Just yesterday an American traveled all the way to England to do the SUIIIIII.
Pleeeasssee
So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize.
Lol
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So glad to see people going through pain.
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I'm going to be very honest
I have not seen any Timothee Chalamet role that Tom Holland couldn't pull off.
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Death scenes aren't necessary too.
Everyone death can happen off camera and be implied afterwards. But movies are an expression of reality and sex is very real
So piss off.
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That hairline was crazy
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Antony
Yuta Okkotsu
My filmmaker neighbour and his drone
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Elon Musk
Israel
Ilorin
Nile University
Bukayo Saka
Yam
twitter user neotheclutch
Oda
Elanga
twitter user ummaty_
Anyone who owns a pet dog.
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We will check Odegaards stats when he hits 150 apps.
Bruno Fernandes is 1 contribution away from having 100 goal contributions for Man United.
He's only played 152 games 🤯
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You don't want to know what Christian Bale was doing at 13.
No Hollywood child actor can lace in his character in Blind, leemaoo
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put your trust in this ratio
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make I open bird app to troll bleach fans come see say my mama dey talk like this.
13th reason fr.
“There’s no marriage without fights, if my husband sexuålly abuses my child, he’ll be reported but that doesn’t mean I’ll divorce home him” Woman says.
P.s: this is not scripted
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Your cat would watch you die and hang around until it deems you edible.
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Football the way God intended. Until Pep the devil ruined it
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Now check his xG tears per episode.
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I was there.
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Oats are for people with class.
I came to terms with this a long time ago.
It's like Breaking Bad. It's not for everyone.
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They always hit you with this at the very peak of the movie.
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@thatpoetclem
@Nsukka_okpa
Having misaligned priorities is still not an excuse to emotionally abuse a child. That's what his whole point is. There is no excuse.
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The Orphan games
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Can't believe we are still talking about this in September 2022.
How exactly does someone "dress like a fraudster" in a country where the biggest theives wear agbadas and suits?
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Bellingham UCL = I'm happy
Harry Kane UCL = I'm happy
Mbappe UCL = I'm happy.
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The last Japanese soldier from WW2 which ended in 1945, surrendered in 1974.
Apparently he survived in jungle all that time, foraging for food, not knowing that the war was over.
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My mom woke up by 4 am and found me ironing my best suit and polishing my best shoes. She asked me what was the occasion and I told her... "Mum, today is Mykhailo Mudryk 007. I won't miss this event for the entire world and all its riches".
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I am a jujutsu sorcerer.
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a group chat for people between the ages of 20-30. where we come together at the end of the day and talk about what we did not achieve that day.
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we are getting jujutsu tech high in real life
bringgg
JUST IN: Traditionalists want traditional religious knowledge as subject in schools, just like how other religions have their subjects.
What’s your take on this ?
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Spiderman lotus jokes will never not be funny
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education is not enough.
we need to create an environment with real consequences for harassment.
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that's crazy but choso mourning the death of his brothers all the while not knowing the nigga across the table is their father is fucking crazy.
kenjaku is a sick person.
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That video is so triggering for yoruba kids man.
We don too suffer.
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Ahh yes. All those Africans that attacked Gareth Bale's car.
All those Africans that stormed Ed Woodwards house.
All those Africans that block Yeri Mina and Antony Gordon at the car park last season.
This is not an African thing and you know it.
african football fans dawg, sore losers and parasites to the sports. what is there to exit a competition and accept that it's part of the game?
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Glass Onion : A Knives Out Mystery
(2022)
dir. Rian Johnson
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the way strausses irritation increases ever so slightly with each reply from Oppenheimer.
This isn't possible without generational talent.
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He played for Madrid and Bayern.
He understands what it means to be wicked.
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If you think any character beats saitama.
You have not grasped the concept of saitama
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There is only pounded yam
Running undisputed long before the colonisers touched down on our shores.
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