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spending so much money to become somali stewie griffin is really nasty work
this girl has been on testosterone for two years and just had her breasts removed six weeks ago.
does she seem happier then or now?
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before i even sit down
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“real man”
“omg a man!”
“secure man”
“intentional man”
so many different ways to call someone a fool
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we could’ve had it all
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your girl sends you this during work hours, your lip fit tear from too much smiling 😭
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give am anointing oil make e drink before e too late o
I want to go back to Nigeria. I’m not happy here in Canada -- Toddler opens up
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refreshments at the nazi party
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as she stand so, if you just shout “see e big head”, she go comot the avatar state.
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lover boys went extinct because lover girls went extinct 🧏🏾
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now to make a cast of this and search the kingdom looking for whoever’s butt matches this. sidonrella story 😂
haunted to have missed whoever sat here before i arrived. just incredible power. a nameless god walks among us.
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yeah but don’t lose friends over politics 😂
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if you’re dating anybody that doesn’t know or understand when you’re unable to afford something, you’re not dating a human being.
He likes you but he’s waiting for valentine to pass . Money no too dey him hand to buy you gifts dear ..
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Mouth Is Good Motors Limited 😂
I would be the most romantic person on earth if I were a man.
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if you had SuperBite and Rite when they first came out, you’ll know nothing comes close.
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chai. told y’all, there’s only one tribe in nigeria, money
He may have been Labour Party but he's really Tinubu - Seyi Tinubu to Cubana Chief Priest
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why are we keeping streaks if you won’t open my snaps, reply to them and [sometimes] build conversations around them?
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you guys don’t get it, THIS is a date too.
I know y’all saying dates be important but this always my fav vibe
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y’all actually gaslit yourselves into believing the album was good, i’m seeing tweets and i’m wondering if it’s the same one i heard
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na high i wan high, which one you de bring out syringe and spoon?
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i too have noticed the dryness of nigerian cakes i’m ngl
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sigh. if you’re living in nigeria or in diaspora, you’re on this tl, supporting this government, may nothing good come to you and all that are associated with you by blood or agreement
Power generation crashes to zero megawatts as grid collapses
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i honestly first thought they were low income kidnappers with this headline 😭
Why we’re demanding N400,000 as new minimum wage – Labour
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they can’t grasp the concept of genuine love, that’s just unfortunate 😔
This Liberian couple posted their video on TikTok and Nigerians are losing their minds in the comment section and asking how he was able to bag her.😅🤣😅🤣
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guess it means you’re not in your course era
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the only acceptable musicals are:
> sound of music
> greatest showman
if you bring any other one, whatever your eye see, it will take
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there would be no enemies to fight. they’ll just ask “who de breathe?” and you know what’s next
Imagine if Airbenders were hot tempered like firebenders💀💀
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“date a kind partner” but they leave out why, because they’re easier to manipulate
Girl kicked her man out of the house
He left, got home, switched off his phone and went to bed.
She started running temperature.
He went back.
The behavior men accept from women, women can never accept it from men.
Lmaooo
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who de do birthday when you carry cake come office?
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still don’t know how you’ll be in a healthy relationship and cheat. you people are really shitty
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if you like, focus on the bag and lose all sense of reality and forget to develop a healthy mindset and personality, you’ll end up on the other side with a bag and just mouths to feed. no love
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“lover girls” “romantic” whole time they just want to be treated like in the movies or social media while doing absolutely nothing for you 😂
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“took a screenshot of chat” — ehn?
“Replayed your snap” -oh wowww
“Saved in chat” -oh you like me ?
“Saved to camera roll” -ahh this boy serious oo 🤭
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no woman, no fry.
Apparently, if you can see an orca whale, you're left-brained, and if you can see an alien, you're right-brained. What do you see in the bananas?
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this submission thing is too funny because if you understand that verse, it’s mutual submission that christ calls us onto lol. christ gave his life and just expects us to submit. you want to be oga and get a slave. you fit die for your submissive wife?😀
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“they don’t even have the electricity to roast a half corn”
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i’m a south south man, of course i’m running for political office.
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immediately she start to shake lap
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this is important, because me saying i eat doesn’t mean i’ll eat anything
“I can never eat pussy”
Bros, e get some pussy wey you go jam, nobody go tell you before you start dey chop am.
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lmfao so we all know team 2 is losing right,😂
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are we the only funny people in the whole continent????😂
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contentment when una de talk since, una see am for real life de shock😂
@Wizarab10
Ahahn. Lord have mercy. Please help me thank him🥺🙏🏽 But we have a tv and gotv, God bless his/her finances.
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na today all of una remember plateau, better get out of my sight with that fake ass bs
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them go use debt chase this lannister😂
Hervé Renard is the type of manager who should be in charge of Nigeria's Super Eagles.
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former christian here, 2x chorister of the year, 1x usher of the year and i’m here to say, the sin is drunkenness not alcohol intake.
Tell me, why are you drinking alcohol as a Christian and justifying it by saying you are not drinking it in excess?
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closure go cost be that o
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this is why you people support thieving politicians. what amount of “scam” is okay then?
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a liar without a good memory is just an irresponsible and callous fool.
@Letter_to_Jack
& I voted & canvassed for Peter Obi, but it hasn't stopped "Lovers of Nigeria" from calling us Bigots & other derogatory names because we no dey abuse Tinubu, curse Nigeria daily, or Sacrifice Yorubas on the platter of politics.
These guys know exactly what
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jokes, random deep conversations, food, fun and losing track of time
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i hope you people know this behavior is not sane sha
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you people will learn that this is a very unhealthy relationship. the guy is experiencing a reduced quality of life
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still wanting to be chased in 2024. when you no be amos edos osamudiamhen
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“if PO was president would he have fixed xyz?” hey, idk if you noticed, but he’s not president, you made sure to remind us for a while. hold the person that is president accountable and stop trying to score some dumb points. you like the one in office, don’t you?
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you guys need to understand that it’s okay to not like someone and just leave them alone instead of lying to them that you do and do things like this
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free game: if you find yourself always playing the role of teacher in your relationships, you may never get your ideal one. it’s okay to stay alone (while building yourself positively) until you find someone who is willing to learn and act in the present
let me put you on.
another girl would come & get everything you cried & begged for daily without having to ask. all she’d have to do is ✨ exist ✨
🤡
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is her name leborah?
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you just know the conversation is going to get so much worse if you make any attempts to fix the gaps😂 and you’ll keep being the one reaching out
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“yeah i’m home”
one “are you home? i’m around your side 👀” can change the trajectory of your day
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you did WHAT?
Downloaded momo sha. Incase MTN wants to say that Asher should run giveaway for fans. Na me go first dey queue.
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you see people helping out a woman, and by extension her family and your first thought is they’re doing it to spite feminists? are you even a real person?😭
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now we’re online relatives lol. nigerians are certainly special, i won’t say more. i’m jus glad he’s back home and safe. this is such a terrible way to respond in the light of such good news
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imagine if lack of physical touch was the leading cause of insanity.
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lol if he was looking to be malicious, he’d have posted it during the elections. nigerians i beg you, behave like normal people pls
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quote with a picture/video of you on cornrows/braids🥹
please don’t air me🤲🏽
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so obsessed with being private and letting the public know
a private relationship with a lil public flex here & there 💫
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yeah. then you dropped another 😭
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i think everyone can recognize what this means
a shy, nerdy man that has never felt a woman’s touch >>>
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guys, please fall in love with someone who genuinely wants you, patiently waits for your messages, understands you even in your madness, talks to you after a fight. the right person sees the mess and moods but still chooses you.
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sigh, it’s your house. this isn’t indicative of his eating habits fgs, it’s manners. omo
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omo where i wan see freckles?
Please try your best and look exactly like the pictures you post on social media. Please🙏
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y’all changed a life, this is the app i know and love🥹
To everyone responsible for this, I don't have words, but I've cried out my heart in prayers for every one who donated, reposted and wished me well. My head hurts and I just want to sleep.
Thank you all so much. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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people who let you be your full, unashamed, authentic self>>
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i have like sixty people i can tell i love you and lie detector will not read any lies. my heart just too big
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can someone explain what workings means to y’all? i don’t want the tl meaning, i need a genuine answer
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nigeria is actually such a horrific place to live. we don’t have natural disasters so we basically just make some for ourselves.
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you guys that can speak french please start preparing our counter banter, it’s not looking good
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thought you swallowed camera and this is the stomach 😪
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