@Genesis_GGP
@eh_kees
I tweeted from my burner account about a guy sending me unsolicited videos of him having sex with a girl (who didn’t know she was being recorded) and at least 7-8 girls knew exactly who I was talking about. This man is almost 30 and the girls are all barely legal. 🤢
The self check out thing at Kroger wasn’t working halfway through my transaction so the guy said to just take my shit and go 🥺 he said PUT YOUR KROGER CARD IN THO! I hope he has a good day
Since we’re arresting protesters on OSU’s campus now can that at least include the Bible bangers that harassed me with graphic pictures of dead fetuses for 4 years? Or is that type of demonstration okay?
If Drake made a song about getting the vaccine I just know vaccination rates among men age 20-34 would skyrocket. He’d get on the track talking about “my girl’s a Pfizer shorty but I already gave her the Johnson twice” and y’all would line up at CVS that day.
I hope the woman who was courageous enough to come forward about the horrible things Bobby George did to her lives prosperously and happily for the rest of her life. I wish her health and peace.
Last night I asked this man if he liked soccer. He looked at me pretty puzzled and was like uhh soccer? Not really. THE MAN WAS WEARING A BARCA JERSEY?
Walking home, passed a girl crying by herself on a bench, so I sat next to her and asked if she was ok & what was wrong. She told me through her tears how she just found out her boyfriend of 7 years was cheating on her. So now my heart is broken. People are garbage.
I was just walking my dog in the short north and I walked by the parking ticket guy who was on his way to give at least 3 tickets on the block I was on. So I paid all the red meters. LMFAOOO
With the time change and the unnecessary darkness at 5pm, just know that this is when seasonal depression kicks in and reallllllly affects a lot of people. Practice patience, practice support, and practice self love. Practice what serves you, so that you can serve others.
Just so we’re clear, I voted for Biden and I don’t regret it. The difference is I will continue to criticize him and hold him accountable and I won’t wear apparel with his name on it like some weirdo cult or something.
Americans: can we literally have money to survive? Or maybe can we take a pause on some of our bills! Maybe? Pls?
Biden Admin: here r some cloth masks, proven to work LESS efficiently than medical ones! For free! 🥰
I just saw something that said “stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people’s lives” and so for personal reasons I’ll be passing away.
My Grandma Annie makes about a million jars of strawberry jam every summer. I exclusively use it for my PB&J’s that I still eat regularly as an adult. Today I got a tattoo for that and her. I present to you, a strawberry jam 🍓
Done by Alex Powell at Good Things Tattoo
Tonight I got to photograph a wedding for two crew fans at a venue that overlooked the stadium. The smokestack went off behind them as she recited her vows. 🥺🖤💛
Some guy pulled me aside on the sidelines and told me he was gonna have to escort me from the stadium.
Me: “....why?”
Guy: “well it’s a non-smoking facility and...you’re smokin”
Hey,
@MikeDeWine
:
I hope you get a really good night’s sleep tonight. We are all really grateful for you prioritizing our health. Even the ones who don’t understand that part yet, eventually they will be grateful too.
It is absolutely hilarious to me that fireworks have not changed one single bit in my 23 years of existence and people still go literally insane over them LMFAO? I can see the same thing if I stand up too fast
I’m gonna be honest I’m finding it both confusing and frustrating that anyone is able to focus on anything else except the literal child that was just shot and killed. Let me log off.
Job Searching:
“Entry Level Marketing Position!!!!!!
Requirements:
- at least 48 years of experience in Biomedical Research
- must be able to deadlift 400 lbs
- experience with babysitting a plus
** this is an unpaid internship”
For the record I DO NOT feel bad for those of you who drive a truck for no reason when y’all complain about gas prices. Like what do you even haul? Your friend’s couch once a year? Get a Honda Civic mate
I found a girl’s phone laying in the middle of the street last night, kept it with me all night, came home and charged it, and texted the numbers that were coming through to get ahold of her. One of which ended up being her roommate. And the whole thing costed me ZERO DOLLARS!