luh_Doucourë ❌ NKETIAH OUT❌
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Bournemouth fans must be so bored, yo-yo club with an 11k stadium. ZERO derbies or rivals, ZERO atmosphere, just a bunch of posh day trippers, ZERO history, ZERO aura, ZERO identity, what’s the point of Bournemouth.
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We should base our kits on things inspired by south London next year.
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The Stockport schlupp.
🎙️ | Interviewer: They call Phil Foden the 'Stockport Iniesta'. What do they call you?. Kobbie Mainoo: "Kobbie." [ITV] 😮💨
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@DarwinLfc_27 U sing YNWA and that’s u lot done for the game, most overrated atmosphere in the world.
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Such an arrogant cunt, acts like hes an olise, play like a Townsend.
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Did Guehi take the picture.
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Wingers nowadays have no flair or skills, no one on one ability, no long shots, no pace. Just ball retention and stat padding on pens….
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Mitchell and wan bissaka, this is what happens when u train with zaha since young.
Mo Salah’s career vs. Tyrick Mitchell:. 🆚 6 games.⚽️ 1 goal.🅰️ 0 assists. Neutraliser ⛔️
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Genuinely posted an edit of his clothes because he has no goals or assists or aura or skills.
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Ur coughing blood cos u have aids brother.
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Yesssssss 2 points out of 4 in the easiest start out of anyone, this is huge !!!!!.
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Didn’t show the end where u got relegated did u.
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Selhurst park being “a tough place to go” is the biggest myth in football history.
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But when any non top 6 does it it’s anti-football lol actually a joke.
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Replaced zaha with schlupp, replaced olise with homledale china, replaced Johnstone with pedo.
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Olise would go over saka if he was English.
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Watching the nba.
What was Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner doing watching the NBA in Philadelphia yesterday? 🤣🤣
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Backed unknown vieira more than glasner.
Marc Guehi - £20m.Joachim Andersen - £15m.Will Hughes - £6m.Michael Olise - £8m .Connor Gallagher - Loan .Odsonne Edouard - £15m. 10/10 🤌🎩
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@MatchdayCPFC Is he quick? no. Is he strong? no. Is he a threat in the air? no. Can he shoot? no. Can he link play to maybe assist? no. Is he composed infront of goal? no, in fact rather than shooting or laying it off he does this weird motion where he sort of molests the ball.
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@ethan_saggers_ At least double ur attendance. Lots of rivalries and derbies. One of the best atmospheres. Very historical. Have an identity and tons of aura to spare if u want any.
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Mateta -“eze, play me through, I’m one on one with the keeper”. Eze :
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@w7stgoat @THATBOYMMAGURU He dog walked ur 69 wannabe cuck, great performance, go watch boxing u bitch.
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Cherki didn’t pick up 😭😭😭.
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You sir, have won the internet today 😂😂☝️🫸.
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If kamada wasn’t a “cute anime character” but was a bald black unc he wouldn’t get this special treatment, worst fucking player we’ve ever signed.
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@P4ULR33D @sspencerukk @BouldSlim Paul mate he’s said terrorism targeting young girls is bad and u disagree ?.
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I hold yeat in high regard, so what?.
🚨🔵 Crystal Palace are seeking an attacking reinforcement before the end of the window. Cherki is held in high regard. @BobbyManzi #CPFC
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Unc weren’t listening to allat.
A special gift for Roy Hodgson. Farewell from HOLMESDALE CHINA… Wish Roy live a long and happy life!!! 🙏 #Crystalpalace #CPFC #royhodgson #holmesdalechina
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@P4ULR33D @sspencerukk @BouldSlim Am I missing something, he’s literally just said how grim it is that young girls are targeted.
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Not if I deck u outside the ground.
I get to watch Mateta, Wharton and Eze play football today 🫦❤️😋.
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Worst palace account on here, just tries to farm interactions, comments full of the same top 6 nerds every time, probably a bunch of Indians trying to pay rent.
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Everytime I see eze highlights it’s always against relegation fodder.
🏴 Eberechi Eze x Michael Olise 🇫🇷 . Such a top link-up for Crystal Palace! 😮💨
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Yer son.
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Well done u nerd now we’re getting cooked.
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This guys whole tl is palace lol absolutely rattled 😭😭😭.
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He’s such a pr merchant, just shut the fuck up.
🔴🔵 Palace chairman Parish: “We're proud of the fact that Olise's gone to Bayern”. “We want to be selling to the top clubs or top clubs like Newcastle who've got great aspirations”. "We want to be playing in the Champions League. The reality is we don't right now”, told Sky.
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Scammed me and my 6 yr old daughter , then said she can go with him free of charge. Don’t recommend #cpfc #cpfcfamily.
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@_kjs1874 Literally, they don’t get that these r the best stadiums not soulless Bowls like emirates, good indicator of a twitter football fan begging for likes.
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Grown men investigating noni madueke and rubi rose video call ffs.
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Time to admit that Guehi has been shocking since Joa left or he’s just not good in the back 5.
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WE GOT RID OF OUR CAPTAIN FOR A MID TABLE BUNDESLIGA CB HAHAHAHAHAAH.
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It hits me randomly throughout the day and I start sweating.
Spent the Olise money on Nketiah I’m actually sick.
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Enzo maresca gone, dewsbury hall gone, all for about 30 mil, the “Leicester pull” ⭐️🙌‼️.
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Going straight into geezys playlist.
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Players will need rest after the game mate.
Win tonight and we go on a run.
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Brentford ultras😹😹😹.“ oi mate u want some”.“Bzzzzzz”.
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@WestHam_Central Ur not as big as u think, Palhina next move is to a champions league or established europa league team.
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Twerking for Man Utd
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Using AI, can’t wait till u lot get sent straight back down tinpot.
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Genuinely can’t wait for championship ngl, we’ll be a big team there, cheaper tickets, teams we’ve never seen or haven’t played for a decade, loads of new stadiums to see, likely to win a lot, fresh start.
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First Christmas with the love of my life ❤️❤️❤️
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West Ham central dribbled spit down his 5 chins 10 times so far today, the most by a human in any day so far.
Adam Wharton was dribbled past 5 times vs West Ham, the most by a player in any game in the PL so far this season.
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Begging it for anya Chappell 😭😭😭.
@anyachappellxx dont know when it became racist for not want illegal people in ur country tbh.
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Don’t worry you held on!! Good luck for the rest of the season. From a palace fan 🙌.
Uh oh.
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Nketiah doesn’t fit the system, isn’t good enough anyway, and ruins the team, genuinely up there for worst signing of the window, 30 million and he gets worse every single week.
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“His ideas” 35 mil for GCSE’s.
Can’t defend Nketiah anymore. Works hard and can see the potential with his movements and ideas but he and Sarr have cost us points here if we don’t win.
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And then the whole crowd stood up and started cheering.
Asked my Grandad where that ranks in his lifetime of supporting #ITFC. He’s seen us be Champions of England, win the FA Cup and win the UEFA Cup. “This one’s the best. Because I got to do it with you” . Football 💙
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@sppencerr_ @sspencerukk Yeh mate everyone should wear stoney n cp to see who’s the hardest🤬🤬⚒️⚒️ anyone with a footie top is east pickings mate🍻🍻.
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Says it all, the absolute state of the top 6 engagement farmers on here, either never been to games or filming it for twitter dopamine n ratios ffs cringe cringe cringe.
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I see tweets like this before every game😭😭😭 such a shit player.
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