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Hey Everyone,
The next scout thread should be up this evening (I was busy yesterday).
In the meantime, check out the other threads I have done, with a brief description of how they'd fit into Glasner's system (they were written months ago)!
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"How many did you sell? Two?" "I sold three actually." You go Jeff... you fucking go...
#TheApprentice
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Only Championship season that I can think of that *could* rival it is 16-17 with Aston Villa, Forest, Newcastle, Leeds etc.
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@haydenLUFC
Why do some northerners feel the need to always bang on about how much better the north is than London? Insecure about something?
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@will_oufc
Tbh it was never really a thing - there's only been 3 38-game PL seasons that you needed 40 pts or more to stay up.
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Mitoma and Adingra both have played more PL minutes than Olise this season.
Estupinan had more than Doucoure.
Joao Pedro had the same number as Eze.
Van Hecke and Dunk had more than Guehi.
Gross had more than Lerma.
Am I missing something here, or?
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Since Pep Guardiola took over at Manchester City in 2016/17, just 56 of a possible 423 points have been won by other teams at the Etihad in the PL.
14% of those points (8) have been won by Crystal Palace 🦅
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@dcfcofficial
Palace fan coming in peace.
I sympathise with you - same thing happened to us about 12 years ago, and I remember seeing Victor Moses go.
I hope you lot can get out of your predicament and come back stronger - no fans deserve this.
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Honestly, these guys are absolute legends
Crystal Palace Chinese Supporters Association paid tribute to 97 victims who lost their lives in the Hillsborough disaster at the Anfield Stadium today.
#CPFC
#CrystalPalace
#holmesdalechina
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The funniest part about Man U fans crying about their injuries is that their back four tonight cost about £15m more than our whole starting XI 😭
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@MizukageJevz
@MrWally_
I guess to check if there was any damage to his head, but idk why she thought he'd be wearing one 😭😂 kinda wholesome in a way
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@heathergraysonn
My Nan and Grandad 😊 they met during WW2. She was from Oldham and he was from Wallington, Surrey at the time. I think this was taken on Brighton beach.
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@APHRODITYES
@spvcecadets
@revengebatz
I was shocked when I saw the surveys and then thought back to every female friends that's ever shared a messed up story. Honestly, don't know why the penny didn't drop sooner. But makes me sick to my stomach female friends, family and my gf think this way.
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@AnfieldFlair
@xGPhilosophy
Not sure how it's so low.
Our second was from about 7 yards out whilst our 3rd was a very scoreable chance.
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Now I've calmed down after the Michael Olise new deal, I am officially handing in my Steve Parish Apology Form.
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@obemure_omamuzo
@NoContextBrits
Speaking from a London perspective, I think you can break it down further as I'm almost sure a north London accent is different to a south London one.
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Palace fans have been so beaten down by the lack of in-depth squads, that many can't comprehend the notion of signing a player who isn't for the 1st XI 😂
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I've had my fair share of criticisms of Joel Ward in the past, but as a RCB where he's not asked to do a lot of running he was pretty solid I thought.
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I really don't get the ire some people have towards this guy.
He played for us for ONE season ON LOAN. He always played his best, never sulked, never even rejected us.
If we disliked ever played that scored against us, we'd dislike more than half the PL.
🔵 Conor Gallagher on celebrating against Palace:
“I do love them that’s the thing. It’s sad, but you can’t beat that feeling. I’m sorry Palace fans”
@SkySportsPL
#CPFC
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@OwenMacca2003
@_harrymcbeth
If I get on a bus that's busy due to rail strikes, I don't blame the people on the bus - I blame the rail companies.
Remember, they spent BILLIONS on contracts for their mates during COVID (and many more we don't know), but can't spare that to build houses and schools?
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Shame really. I'll always die on the hill that he's a quality finisher and we just never played in a way that suited him.
🚨 Oddsone Édouard will be allowed to leave Crystal Palace this summer.
His potential departure will not affect Crystal Palace's plans for incoming signings.
@Manzi_Bobby
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Well in lad - he 100% deserved that.
South London and proud.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Zaha scoring today is the first ever goal for a Crystal Palace Academy graduate in the Champions League proper?
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All things considered, the fact we're averaging 1.36pts/game having played four of the 'big 6' plus Newcastle and Villa away is really impressive from the players this season.
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Everytime Brighton fans sarcastically call us "scary," just remember that they never come to drink near Selhurst or Croydon. Ever.
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@FootyScran
@HerthaBSC_EN
Currywurst is quality - highly recommend.
Piss easy to make at home aswell - literally just passata, curry powder and bicarbonate soda.
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Man I want this guy to succeed so much now.
📈 | For the first time since January 2022, Nathan Ferguson completed 90 minutes in last night's U21 game.
He was calm, confident, assured - everything you'd want from a young defender, especially considering his injuries.
Debut at Selhurst soon.
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Unsurprised, but a bit fed up with this narrative that Liverpool were somehow only denied a win by the footballing Gods.
Not to do with the fact that we put in some magnificent blocks, saves and defending + created our own clear-cut chances. Fuck off
@premierleague
The ball just wouldn’t go in for Liverpool…
@CPFC
survived these three golden chances to win at Anfield 😯
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Honestly, I've actually not batted an eye since the Olise news came out.
I have so much faith in Dougie and OG working together and I'm actually just excited to see who they bring in, if anything.
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@brahm00_
@RedRebornR
@Nabyllionaire
My thinking too. His dad was a farmer in Bahia - he's deffo not privileged lol
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This is definitely a "I was here moment".
The first time in a decade that Palace have bought a Right Back 😂
🔴🔵🇨🇴 Crystal Palace agree on deal to sign Daniel Muñoz from Genk, done and set to be sealed.
He’s travelling to London today in order to undergo medical tests.
Fee will be €10m add-ons included, also sell on clause will be part of package as per
@BobFaesen
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Here we go 🦅
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Im genuinely getting worried at the way we're being rated ffs 😂
PL 2024/25 Predictions
1: City
2: Arsenal
3: Liverpool
4: Spurs
5: Crystal Palace
6: Man Utd
7: Newcastle
8: Aston Villa
9: Brentford
10: Bournemouth
11: Brighton
12: Chelsea
13: West Ham
14: Fulham
15: Wolves
16: Everton
17: Ipswich
18: Forest
19: Southampton
20: Leicester
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Genuinely mad to think that Palace would be sitting 6th had we not conceded two last minute equalisers after an extremely tough start to the season
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Unfortunately, I think he let the occasion get to him and he completely bottled it.
The first British South Asian to referee in the Premier League, Sunny Singh Gill 👏
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@HITCSevens
We had them crying all day long, defending absolutely terrible people with this.
Support the club and players by all means, but chanting about how you love Saudi?
Never heard City chanting "we love the UAE" or Chelsea chanting "we love Russia"
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James Garner is a great player. Why did United let him go?
Everton got a good player on their hands there.
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BREAKING NEWS: team that barely scored under Hodgson barely scored under new manager with no new attacking options available!
#Cpfc
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I know rumours, player holding shirt, not done until it's done etc. etc.
But to have these rumours for multiple players so strong and early is just mindboggling 😂
What on Earth has happened to my club? Might have to start supporting someone else to be miserable again.
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Only just turned 24.
At the very worst, we're only losing out on wages. This is very smart business IMHO.
🏴 ‘Palace are considering a move for Ryan Sessegnon after he was released by Tottenham’
@EdmundBrack
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@HLTCO
If people think it's tacky or just a crap design, then fair enough. But people actually getting offended thinking it's a political agenda is just daft and hypocritical.
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Genuinely the first Palace manager, or any manager, that I've actually taken the time to watch the training videos and interviews
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Sell Guehi and Eddy in the summer, bolster the squad with the funds, keep Ebs and Olise, and I genuinely am unbelievably excited for the summer.
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Credit where credit's due: Hendo's been quality since SJ's been injured.
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If you'd told me in January that we'd finish top 10 and above Brighton, I'd have rung 111 to get you sectioned.
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I actually agree.
I don't get the ire directed at Joachim Andersen tbh. I think he is frustrated - perhaps didn't let it out in the right way, but then we've always know he's worn his heart on his sleeve.
What do you see here? 🤷♂️
Personally, I see an incredibly frustrated player who actually cares... 🇩🇰
#CPFC
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One player who think could really benefit here is Jairo.
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@DanTheMan5043
Wall fans 3 years ago claiming a win btw 😬 Those in glass houses.
Wonder what the only difference is?
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Jefferson Lerma* Scouting Report 🧵🔵🔴
* = I was already going to do it before it was reported he was joining, so I am NOT jinxing it 🙂
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Shout out to Muñoz as well - he's been excellent since coming in and he fits into Glasner's system perfectly
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The amount of people who think he's a striker is surprising
🇬🇭✨ Jordan Ayew (32) has now made 200 appearances for Crystal Palace! 📈
Throughout his whole career, Ayew is in the top 250 players for Premier League appearances, above the likes of Salah, Henry, Drogba etc.
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Guy's not long turned 22, cost £10m and people are calling him a flop lol
Probably should go on loan somewhere he'll get regular football, as he's clearly got talent, he just needs to find consistency and knock off the rough edges.
🇫🇷 Naouirou Ahamada has never featured in the first half of a Premier League match for Crystal Palace before this afternoon.
How would you rate his performance? 🤔
#CPFC
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Looking back on it, that's a really, really good finish.
ODSONNE EDOUARD WITH A GREAT FINISH!!!
MICHAEL OLISE 🇫🇷🏴🇳🇬🇩🇿(2001) WITH A HAT-TRICK OF ASSISTS!!!
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@JoshNat99298741
@_GeorgeRFC
@BestChantsUK
Everyone turns up for big games, don't get what makes you so special?
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How on earth has that goal not gone to VAR?
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@cnviolations
They only entered WW2 because they were attacked by Japan.
The Rape of Nanking occurred about 4 years prior to US involvement.
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I mean, the obvious answer will be Zaha as we made a profit on him.
But besides that:
- Puncheon (£1.8m)
- Dann (£1.5m)
- McArthur (£7.5m)
- Guaita (free)
- Ayew (£2.4m)
And I'm gonna throw a more recent one in...
Olise for £8.37m.
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👀
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If the announcement video isn't in relation to 1989, then our admin is doing it wrong.
👀 Blackburn Rovers & Crystal Palace are close to an agreement for Adam Wharton.
He will travel to London today.
@BBCLancsSport
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What if Palace had (rightly) gotten European football in the 90s?
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Burnley were awful yesterday, but I genuinely believe that we would've made it a much, much bigger struggle if Roy was in charge yesterday.
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For me, the most impressive aspect of Glasner's game is the way he's transformed some of our players.
Clyne, Ward, Hughes, Mateta are all completely unrecognisable. Schlupp and Jairo have also put in shifts.
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@Brookex1308
@abseemore
@How3s99
If it's consistent, yeah. If it's a one off, no. Given the severity of what was said, I think it is appropriate.
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I don't think I've seen a single one of our fans who gives a flying fuck tbh
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@Of_NightingaIe
@harry_shumjr
@Txwffx
@naemak_
I don't know exactly, but they'll probably be phased out slowly like they did with the old £1 coins.
Whilst you wouldn't be able to use it, you'd be able to change it at the bank or put it in your account etc.
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I'm so proud 🥹🥹🥹🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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😂😂😂 Beak getting a community note. Fantastic work
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@OfficialVizeh
To be fair, I think even most Saints fans thought they was gone even before we played them on Saturday
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Just to confirm: Crystal Palace have the most representation of any club in the world across the Euro and Copa América finals with 6.
Teams with the most players in the Euro 2025 final:
Real Sociedad 5️⃣
Crystal Palace 4️⃣
Barcelona 4️⃣
Manchester City 4️⃣
Arsenal 4️⃣
Chelsea 3️⃣
Athletic Bilbao 3️⃣
Manchester United 3️⃣
Real Madrid 2️⃣
We are massive.
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@FootyScran
@Cruzeiro
Brasilian scran is the best scran in the world to drink beer with bar none. I will die on this hill
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Can't wait for Glasner to prove some people on here wrong next season; people think he's a miracle worker when he has half a tiny squad to work with
Even before a ball was kicked today, the best we were realistically getting was maintaining 14th. We also aren't getting relegated
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@Bluemoon9320
@CFCAzza97
@FootyAccums
You do realise Saudi Arabia are actively committing genocide, right? Just because our country isn't perfect doesn't mean you can't point out how ridiculous it woukd be for Saudi to host it
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@CapesJeff
@MaxKitchen7
I think you lot yesterday had the best home atmosphere I've witnessed in a long time on my travels with Palace.
Deserved the win too. Good luck for the rest of the season.
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