@BacardiCapital Guy who pauses and gets up to go take care of some task to show the interviewer he's wearing pants and shoes as well

I find a lot of normies intelligent and endearing, but I'm not really sure what to do with them that feels meaningful because they mostly enjoy eating, drinking, shopping, consuming, etc. These are fun in moderation but I might need to shepherd them into higher octane things.

Being anti-rap is a boomer take. I get disagreeing with the degeneracy and low IQ violence but it's fundamentally high test grind anthems. If you're under 35 and lambast rap I'm going to need to see a recitation of the Iliad in Homeric Greek if you profess to be a man of the arts

RT @nanalostaccount: Gainsbourg about Jane Birkin

Perfect representation of me when Gunna's "Who You Foolin" comes on

I need to see a white boy do a fire trisha takanawa impression before I go

@f0rlornpenguin T’woman??

@Bronceles I hardly know her!

Using “this is a Bronx bound local 6 train” as my alarm

Putting on a nice outfit so I can cuck and blackpill with style

One thing I've gotten pretty good at since entering college is knowing a libtard's viewpoint so well I can basically regurgitate it to them verbatim to the point of nausea on the part of the entire classroom. It helps me steelman the other side and it makes people uncomfortable.

Did both teams have fun?

Dating a crazy girl is watching the psyches of 10-20+ dudes unfold in front of you while you pretend that you're not being enveloped by an ancient chthonic daemon and your only recourse is to respond dryly with "that's wild"

Not at a superbowl party because, I assume, all my friends assumed I was already invited to several and didn't bother to ask me 😎

This girl, that degree, these friends. It's cool and fun, or it isn't, but it isn't a big deal either way. The best things in life are yet to come.

@iLoveEndorphins

Grossed myself out so badly I need to meet the lord call that su-ick-cide

RT @isaacturnersong: I thought of a new way to watch Tv with people. Two TV’s and two couches faced opposite each other

@f0rlornpenguin One of the best tweets this year, maybe ever