Juancarlo “Juan” Suarez
@juan_suarez123
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Dad, Husband, Ole Miss ‘95, former Wall Street junkie, 3x Covid survivor, A-list member, Future CPA, #hispanics4trump
Oxford, MS
Joined February 2024
Sorority date party pregames suck. Don’t know a single male in this place. Currently hiding in the pisser to get this tweet off.
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Uncle Don win calls for a red Peter purchase. Go Rebs.
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The face of a man who knows he’s getting pulled out of school
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Adderall, caffeine, and nicotine coursing through my veins as I walk into the JAC today #intermediateK
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Gearing up for a long night of impersonating a Phi Tau rush chair🧘♂️
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“Bro come to RT so many baddies here.” What the fuck is this?
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Might be a keeper (she got a medium rare filet)
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Yum yum Thai clears hotbox and it’s not even remotely close
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Yeah my hazers gonna look fire in this wedding
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Getting arrested in a prisoner costume is elite forshadowing
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Frankie luvu when the eagles line up for the tush push
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Took a break from my intermediate hw to do some insta scrolling. Safe to say I should’ve stuck with the hw😒
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Tangos is a great bar when the typical tangos crowd isn’t there.
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Genuinely want to know what the odds of a tie are in fantasy??? Anyone ever seen this??
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Imagine telling someone in 2020 that Adin Ross and the nelk boys would catch a shoutout from Dana White on stage at Trumps presidential victory speech😭.
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Local watering hole has a slot machine. Hit the jackpot for $55. Just bought the fellas a bucket of Michelobs. Cheers.
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Yes I won a grill at bingo. Yes I will be grilling ribeyes tonight
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Me dapping up my fantasy players before the championship game
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Today is the fucking day. I have been counting down the days since the peach bowl. Ole miss football is fucking back. Never in my life have I been so excited to watch a team play. The road to 12-0 starts now. GIVE THEM FUCKING HELLLLLLL RAHHHHHH FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE TEAM
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Combined score of 103 on my two tests today. 8u Rockies play tonight. Let’s get one back #GATA.
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Last night stats:.1 gf pissed off.13 free keg beers drank.Somehow still spent $70 at the lib.1 pain.
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Shortstop has an arm sleep, chin guard and an a2000. He’s 2-2 with a triple. Never wanted to call an 8 year old a faggot more.
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Where were you during the Palestine protests in our snow globe town??? Home sick with mono unfortunately #FREEJUAN.
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I am a shedeur sanders (football) hater but a shedeur sanders (lyrical genius) supporter.
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Try not to get stopped by the union challenge: impossible.
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Wonder how many burners are sitting in this sub 30 degree JAC room right now.
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Eagles are getting the chiefs treatment by these refs.
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Just hit legs for the first time since last year. Need one of these bad boys to get me off the can
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Can we talk about how Jesse Chavez is a top 25 braves player of all time.
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Lil bird told me Walter nolen might be coming back.
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First 8u little league game as a coach tonight. Prepare to meet hell 8u Orioles. #joylessmurderball #THANKS
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@ankletatreb Led some of the studs back to my car for some celebratory warm Busch lights. Start em young.
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