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if i make a mistake in english, please do not correct me as i have no respect for this language ❤️

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@awkwardgoogle then mail that to politicians right?
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@real_lord_miles uranian? as in they’re from uranus?
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@deadhardware @LittleKeegs0 @DaSkrubKing @e____e_e____e @bengrossbg if they value my property more than their own life, seems to me they're the one with a problem
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@ShitpostGate how many times can i pull the lever before the trolley hits? can i keep pulling?
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@DannyDNapoli @Rubybuttsbutts @secondhandblood @DiabolicalSpuds @nejiappreciator the entertainment value by far outweighs the negatives. just drive the bus
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@ChemistryKit a tip: use one
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@COctagons @Gaming_Sentry they’re not evil, they just have different culture and values.
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@weakduck99 @real_lord_miles yes. 4chan is wholesome by comparison
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@LABlitz44 @KarateSkool also, he did just the fun part. lot of work left to go from that to this
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@djhuntzinger @WinWithWinsome what part of what she said was wrong or negative?
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@VincentOneCock @greentexts_bot this. if your dick is dirtier than your hands youre doing something really wrong
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@TheFirstOkiro possibly the best movie ever.
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@Eleven2x_ @StrangestMedia not necessarily. might be dead, then it’s just necrophilia
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@kebabcrusher69 @computerThot @peaceful_bully what future employers? not quitting, not getting fired.
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@stillgray @VitoGesualdi give it 5-10 years and we’re past whatever was in black mirror
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@geezer142 @polaroidsea1 @DrakeGatsby everything is if you're brave enough
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@ZubyMusic i think he’s gonna call you white supremacist instead of apologizing
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@2ndname_1stname @bidemiistired dunno what planet you’re on, but earth spins slow enough that the shadow stays still enough for the 10 seconds it takes to draw the outline. you might try a lamp indoors if your planet spins too fast to use local star to generate shadows
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@theereal_one what if it’s early morning, they showed up with weed, and they want to go go-karting?
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@beautifulrobot @Lefty_Jew @nopoweradeinusa how about an amusement park, roller coasters and stuff?
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@PicturesFoIder isn't this just how it's usually done?
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@MaybeNima @elonmusk it’s ”hi, how are you?” not ”how hi are you?”, officer..
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@ChromHours @BBCBweaking i can’t believe it WASN’T how i got mine. it is now.
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@NansFrozenToast @dotmariusz @EmTech80 @petergyang @itsleli yeah it's tax planning when you're rich and have lawyers and accountants do it for you. tax evasion is illegal and for the proles.
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