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dolly sharton

@jstorbutgay

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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
It’s sunny and I’m stuck inside so I want attention
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@jstorbutgay
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2 years
Changing dialect when I talk to straight people by using 😂 instead of 😭
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@jstorbutgay
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3 years
@indiciaa The government knows a brunswick to fitzroy tram would make the queers too powerful
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
With great tits comes great responsibilititty
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
I knew it would be cold but I wore shorts anyway
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Idk I think it’s kinda hot n quirky of me to uproot my life and move to Melbourne on a whim with no plan, no savings and no job
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Don’t be fooled by what they say about Fitzroy being nice and safe there is a child outside my window hissing and I am terrified
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@jstorbutgay
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3 years
Moisturizing my dick is self care
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Talking to yet another tw*nk when will I learn
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Smoking a cone naked in front of the bathroom window that looks directly at the building opposite to cope w my housemate finishing the baking soda and not replacing it
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Merry Christmas my shorts are thin and make my bulge look nice
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 months
Unfollowed half the people I followed before…… it’s so quiet in here now
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Twink housemate starting fights at the Orville Peck concert
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Telling ppl on Grindr I have Covid so I seem unobtainable and sexy
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Spending my bday reorganizing my room and closet before getting violently stoned in bed is kinda cunt I should do it more often
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
1 year
@purplepingers I have literally been waiting through vcat proceedings for like 6 months now and the landlord ignored an order to fix a leaking roof and mold throughout the entire structure of the rental but yeah sure tribunals are great
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
If a Grindr bio says “don’t be boring” and literally nothing else I automatically assume they’re the boring one
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
I have like five people on my circle who else can I add
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Who wants in my circle tho I still want more attention
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Hot take but drag SHOULD be an inclusive space and to tell a cishet guy embracing his femininity in a respectful and celebratory way that he shouldn’t do so seems kinda fucked up?? Like is this not exactly the kind of societal growth we want
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Making twink housemates take autism tests to see who wins
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
8 years
@smh @annabelcrabb you don't get to complain about us for not doing something when you shoot us down every time we try 14/14
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
One of my favorite things is finding out someone has unfollowed/blocked me like… what was the final straw I need to know
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Slowly unfollowing everyone that I followed just for being hot and I love it
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I’ve realized the biggest red flag is men named C*nnor
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I tried to think of something funny but rly I just want attention
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Out: subtlety In: asking people if they want to make out
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
4 years
Just moisturized my d*** does this count as self care
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
My roommate’s dog is so fucking awkward I love him so much
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
This is a twink-free household please leave your twinks at the door
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Should my new year’s resolution be no more tw*nks
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
What the fuck am I gonna make my personality once moving interstate has had its moment
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Is it a look or are they just skinny !!
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
8 years
@smh @annabelcrabb except the problem is exactly the opposite - most of us are well aware of what's going on in the world 4/x
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
😌 Just started a 2000 word essay due in 8 hours on two books I’ve never read 😌
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
I hope the woman looking over my shoulder on the tram is enjoying the cocks I’m scrolling past
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Twink housemate listening to the most violently deranged sounds
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
The feminine urge to cut all ties w my father
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
In: men over 30
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I could just tell a tw*nk wanted to ask me for weed last night so I glared and left
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
I am in possession of 48 sausage rolls (this is a threat)
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
1 year
The lesbian whose bf I hooked up with in year 12 causing her to break up w him and come out has just married her partner… where was my invite
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
A straight boy snapped me his dick wrapped with a bow and said “sorry it’s late”
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Accidentally posted pole to main on a Sunday morning it really doesn’t get much better than this
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I played some MMO called fiesta ??? When I was like 8 ??? And I remember googling it on a school computer to show someone and when I typed in fiesta the first suggestion was cum fiesta so I clicked it and saw bukkake
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
The second I see “fit” or “toned” in someone’s Grindr bio I assume that’s literally their only personality trait
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
It’s like you don’t even know me :/
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
@samxmcgowan Say non to con-non-mon
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
I have been left alone at work no one buy anything I’m scared
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Can we acknowledge that bigger and better does not apply to burgers and just stop making fucking 17 tier monstrosities
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
5 whole days into October before I saw someone fucking a pumpkin… that’s a new record
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
The phones are down at work life is GOOD
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I’ve literally only seen one clip of the Olympics and it was a dude I used to sext ??? Hello ???
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Putting on shorter shorts for the hot ubereats guy
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Highlight of the night is officially the man who tried to hate crime me right outside my apartment who tried to follow me but tripped and landed on his face I hope he has a great year and finds his tooth
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@jstorbutgay
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3 years
Am I repeating last night’s outfit because I went home early and not enough people saw it? Yes
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I left the house just to buy $25 worth of pastries and then went straight home
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
8 years
@smh @annabelcrabb whenever we try to, we get shot down - i've seen numerous times older gens telling us 2/x
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Every cone I smoke is a tiny Viking funeral for one of my brain cells
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
A lot of y’all still use the word fat in a wholly negative way and it’s just… not great? Do better?
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Going to start using my circle the way it was always meant to be used - to be a whore on main
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Twink housemate keeps making me watch movies that leave me reevaluating my relationship with my parents
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
8 years
@smh @annabelcrabb comments from people saying my gen doesn't get involved in politics - here's why 1/x
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
@3000dewa Weak ass currency 😭 it’s true
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
If u struggle w body image you’re beautiful n sexy sry I don’t make the rules
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
I just wanna make out w someone !!
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
What if I only added one person to my circle and every tweet is specifically for them but they think they’re one of many
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Stoned and dissociating while Charlie Puth plays in the Uber (me, now)
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
2 years
Twink housemate listening to Macklemore is this a cry for help
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
8 years
@smh @annabelcrabb to sit down and be quiet because we don't know what we're talking about - pretty disgusting hypocrisy right? 3/x
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Feeling very
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Yes I’m tw*nkphobic, yes I have tw*nk friends. We exist.
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
4 years
Homophobic that no one is lying in bed w me on this rainy ass day ???
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Just gave my housemate her first ever zooper dooper ??
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Just hopped into bed w fresh sheets and moaned a little
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Rly interested abt what my roommates put down as their share of housework on the census 😌
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@jstorbutgay
dolly sharton
3 years
Straight boy from 6 years ago messaging me after breaking up with his girlfriend… rancid
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