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Woman. Canadian. Sort-of Mom. Sometimes political hack. INFP. Oxford comma stan. Biden too. Being silly makes life easier.
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Did the Big Lie really start before 2016?
Think about this:
Trump never, ever expected to win the election.
He was complaining about voter fraud BEFORE the election in 2016.
Everyone assumed he was trying to save face before losing to Hillary. But he shocked everyone.../1
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@farmingandJesus
@Piccadilybear
Or, the context could be that he wants to control Abby, and be tied to her forever, and is using this display of supposed despair as manipulation. My guess is Abby knows better than you do about the "context."
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@AJEichner
@JessicaValenti
Would you please do all women a favour and quote-tweet this post with your response? You're one of the onlyh men who has commented on this post, and more men need to see and understand. Your voice helps to amplify what women go through every single day. Thank you.
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She could have had a friend & ally in Meghan Markle. William could have followed Harry's lead in making the Royal Family more modern & inclusive - instead of silly & irrelevant. But no, they chose a different path. We all know who will end up happier & healthier in the long run.
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To everybody claiming that inflation, the cost of gas, and prescription drug prices are all more important than the Jan. 6 hearings, I say this:
Republicans voted down Every 👏 Single 👏 Law 👏designed to address these problems.
I trust you will vote accordingly.
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Yep.
#CERB
is the problem. For sure.
BOSSES: "People just don't want to work anymore."
THE JOBS:
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@JanWapiti
@dutchessprim
They're not random. They made a conscious decision to coordinate with other hateful people to go cause sh*t. They can stand by their convictions and accept the consequences.
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@fesshole
Yep. I also type up an email that's way overdue, and send it with the preface: "Found a copy of this in my drafts folder. My apologies if it's a duplicate."
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@_celia_bedelia_
@PhoenixRedRum
@CQueenbeejdl
@BadMedicalTakes
Oh,
@PhoenixRedRum
has already been featured on
@BadMedicalTakes
. I just hope she doesn't have a daughter. Or any children or other living creatures to look after.
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@AJDelgado13
"I was labeled as gifted, but was so stupid I wouldn't have understood that poem" is not the flex you think it is.
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@AdmiralPory
@EmoHobo
@bilbosfootcomb
Yep. You remember, it was just a couple of summers ago...when women had privacy over their own medical decisions? Just like men! But we lost that, and it's only getting worse. The voters who are angered & inspired by this will put many nails in the coffin of the Republican party.
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@_msafi
@CalltoActivism
Perhaps you might want to check in with the front-runner of the Republican presidential primary. He knows a thing or ten about lack of respect, breaking the law, and treason. (Fortunately, he's also starting to learn about consequences.) Clean up your own house first.
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Screech-artist
@laurenboebert
was just called out by Democratic challenger
@AdamForColorado
- he called her good for nothing but "anger-tainment" and I have never been more impressed by a candidate's creative language.
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@sewistwrites
I don't know that it's historical, but as a retired professional dog trainer, I can't stand the myth of the Alpha Dog, or that the owner "needs to be the Alpha."
I also hate men who call themselves Alpha. But that's entirely unrelated.
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Since it's Canada Day and Gordon Lightfoot is trending, I'd like to ask: "How come Chris Pratt has not yet been signed to play Lightfoot in a biopic?"
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For all y'all enjoying the "RIP Don" trend, and feeling let down that it isn't real, I say: STOP IT.
Trump needs to live to be 107. Hopefully mentally cognizant the entire time. He deserves to spend every single one of his remaining years in prison, alone, broke & fully aware.
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Republicans: "No, you can't get an abortion. You dared to have sex, so you must face the consequences! Too bad your birth control failed. You must take responsibility!"
Also Republicans: "Joe Biden made me buy a $300 Prime Rib roast. Waaaah!"
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@thejackhopkins
Yes. We need every tool at our disposal to save lives and make progress in this fight. Since you know more than just about anybody how much word choice matters, would you please consider doing a post on the language we're using regarding gun control?
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@waltermasterson
How about a compromise: leave the voting age where it is, and make ALL voters AND candidates pass a civics exam?
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@dannydeurbina
Wow. I'm not certain that we watched the same clip. Regardless, do you understand how gas prices work? And that the President of the United States, or any other world leader, does not set those prices? Serious question. I look forward to your answer.
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@ask_aubry
In the words of Roy Kent, "You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fvcking lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine!"
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@TravelingVTop
@Colombiana2691
@OnsBeweeg
@Baltimore2raw
No. It doesn't.
Not unless men are prepared to be assaulted every time they say something inappropriate to a woman.
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@AbortionChat
I'm happy that you made the right choice for you.
I, too, made the right choice for myself, some 15 years ago. I also have no regrets.
One day, I'm bound to make a choice I'll regret. I sure hope it isn't "tried to remove other people's rights bc I had a sad" - that would blow.
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@Fanetooooooooo
@Piccadilybear
Sounds more like:
"We have no idea what's going on with these people and their lives. That's why nobody else should get a say in someone else's personal, private healthcare decisions."
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@BexBookaholic
I don't know...I might respond with something like "Wow. It's too bad childbirth has diminished your imagination so much that you can't possibly fathom how somebody else might choose a different path. Isn't imagination important to kids? I'm sorry to hear you're struggling."
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@DeepState_Shu2
Every single bit of porn I've consumed has more believable story lines than this.
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@ChristopherHahn
The fact that it's not slated for national roll-out until "first quarter 2022" is the big tell...they're going to drag out the launch as long as they can, begging minions for donations, then pocket the cash while blaming "Big Tech" or some other fake demon for failing to deliver.
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@ask_aubry
I saw this back in University. Late 80s. You can tell how old it is because who watches anything with commercials anymore? It was lighthearted and good for a chuckle then. Sadly, now many males (can't call them men) take it seriously.
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@_chismosa_
Read Gavin de Becker's "The Gift of Fear." Can't promise it will help, but it's packed with great information about the difference between real fear and everything else. Should be required reading for everyone, especially young people. Good luck in your progress towards healing.
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First thing on Twitter this morning, I saw that Tickle Trunk was trending. Didn't even get a chance to check why. Just seeing the words brought a smile to my face. Thank you, Mr. Dressup.
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@AmoneyResists
No, it wasn't revenge for her words being used as a brilliant ad for Biden. MTG was *always* planning to use those photos - no triggering event required. She just really is that awful.
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@RandyResist
Thank you for sharing your story. I am so very sorry for your losses, and for the fact that you live in a country where you have to relive them, in public, in a (probably futile) effort to help lawmakers understand. Strength and love to you.
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@0liviajulianna
Let's see...you care about other people, believe in gun control, want to make the world a better place, and you do it all with a smile and occasionally some biting humour. Just add saying "sorry" a lot and you can become an honourary Canadian! We love you, Olivia. ❤
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@TravelingVTop
@Colombiana2691
@OnsBeweeg
@Baltimore2raw
Precisely. Because men, especially in groups, are never actually in danger. They are only the cause.
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Every now and then, Twitter makes the world a better place.
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@suchnerve
Boomers and Gen Xers know that people have the choice whether to pick up a call or let it go to voicemail.
Don't make your FOMO anyone else's responsibility.
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@TheBlackHoff
@jjasshole
That's not a pregnancy belly. She's just fat. You can see later in the video she has a distinctive pooch below her bellybutton. I can say this with confidence bc my fat belly looks just like hers. Less jiggly though, on account of me not getting my ass beat for being racist.
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@BuckSexton
There's a lot. Here's a handy graphic that highlights just SOME of his accomplishments. My favourites include getting Mexico to pay for border security and actually investing in infrastructure - two things Trump promised and failed to deliver.
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@danrwall
@skennedy8975
@bigger_bread
@BryanKemper
News flash, Dan:
There's no such thing as pro-abortionists.
We are only pro-choice.
We understand that other people's decisions for their health, family planning, and whether or not they're willing or able to gestate to term is... wait for it...
NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS.
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I could not love this any more than I already do. Thanks,
@brittlestar
!
#EverythingsALittleBitGay
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@BenZeisloft
You're right - how silly of us to take an AI generated image of men on horseback, wearing armor, surrounded by military personnel and vehicles, and then just blithely *assume* you meant physical violence. I guess our comprehension of social & visual cues must need a lot of work.
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Anybody know the mailing address for Mar-a-Lardo? I'm sure TFG would really appreciate it if we all clipped headlines and articles like this and mailed them to him. He might even be able to start a new career: "Scrapbooking for Losers."
As soon as it was apparent there was no Red Wave, despite GOP success in Florida, Fox News jumped on a narrative that DeSantis is the man, Trump is yesterday's news. Then, the NY Post front page was Trumpty Dumpty. Now, the WSJ. Murdoch is moving on. He has more power than Trump.
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@Desiree_Dakin
@scotiabank
If you haven't already, please consider reaching out to your MP and MLA. Also contact the Ombudsman for Banking at and the Financial Consumer Agency of Canada. I'm sorry you're going through this and wish you luck and peace.
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@DoomScroling
@misfitparade03
"Autonomy for me, but not for thee." I think these kinds of Forced Birthers are the absolute worst - the ones who are SO CLOSE to "getting it" that they can almost touch it, but are still too obtuse to finish connecting the dots.
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@DanWuori
It's the same with young animals. Big eyes, fuzzy, Bambi-esque lack of balance - all signals say "I'm young & vulnerable, please be gentle with me."
Well-socialized dogs grant what's called a "puppy license," tolerating behaviour that would never be acceptable from an adult.
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@parkerpam62
Big yay. They legalized cannabis in Canada a few years back, and after trying it for the first time at 50, I've become a fan.
Good for farmers, entrepreneurs, tax revenue, chronic pain, reducing clogged courts and prison overcrowding, not to mention it's just plain FUN!
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@notcapnamerica
Gen X here. This was a boomer thing. Our parents started this in the 1970s. I'm willing to bet some homes still have wall-to-wall carpet in the bathroom.
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@waltermasterson
"We didn't want to overthrow the government! We just wanted to disrupt the Electoral College to stop the peaceful transfer of power!"
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Donald Trump killed Ashli Babbitt.
Rudy Giuliani killed Ashli Babbitt.
Sidney Powell killed Ashli Babbitt.
Mark Meadows killed Ashli Babbitt.
Mo Brooks killed Ashli Babbitt.
Madison Cawthorne killed Ashli Babbitt.
Fox News killed Ashli Babbitt.
Fake news killed Ashli Babbitt.
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OMG y'all. This. Entire. Thread.
You may have heard all the arguments about sperm causing pregnancy & how women shoulder way more of the responsibility than is fair, but you've never heard it all put together this way before.
Needs to be required reading for every 13 year old.
I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…
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@JoshuaCole
I'm in 🇨🇦 & know about Eugene Vindman. How he served, how he played a role in the first impeachment, how he was screwed in his retirement because of Trump's infantile revenge fantasies. As a newly elected official, it's embarrassing that you don't know this, much less admit it.
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@kidversations_
I've always wondered why the marketing folks didn't come up with something different for chicken meat.
Cows? Beef, steak, ribs, roast (and Devin Nunes)
Pigs? Pork, tenderloin, ribs, roast
Chicken? Just... chicken.
Seems like a missed opportunity.
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@mikewisewv
@clairenjax
Oh my goodness, that just made me snort tea out of my nose! You just earned yourself a follow, good man.
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@Thiohna
🤣🤣🤣 What a way to say with your whole chest "I have never sexually satisfied anyone." 🤣🤣🤣
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Check out this little bundle of factual awesomeness. Share it with your MAGAt family! (I was going to say "friends and family," but really, who has MAGAt friends?)
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The GOP has rallies, CPAC/TPUSA - all kinds of fun events. Dems need to capture this energy. I propose "VoteFest" - a yearly event with concerts, voter registration drives, "how to's" on running for office, fundraising, everything. Asking
@TizzyEnt
@YNB
@MaxwellFrostFL
to share.
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@tonyposnanski
House of Sand and Fog. No happy endings for anyone. And one of the best on-screen depictions of depression I'd ever seen until "You're the Worst." Heartbreakingly sad and awful.
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@cherylingram
@senpizzo
Cheryl, there are a lot of people on here who are happy to tell you what an awful person you are. Me? I'm just curious. Could you please outline what, precisely, the LGBTQ+ community is doing to your children? I want to be aware in case I need to keep my own kids safe.
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@shoegal8720
@kylegriffin1
Odd then, that Trump is doing everything humanly possible to delay his day in court. You'd think he'd be bigly eager to get those "receipts" in front of the courts, proving once and for all the election was "stollen" from him.
Why fight so hard against "The Truth" coming out?🤔
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@ThatEricAlper
I haven't given up a thing due to my age. I still sleep with a teddy bear, eat Fun-Dip, and embarrass my family in public. Growing up is overrated.
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@AJEichner
@JessicaValenti
Well, you've got another follower now. And I'm sure people on this thread will probably follow you as well.
Thank you for being willing to help. And yes, if you're reposting to FB, a trigger warning is always a kind idea.
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In case you needed extra incentive...
If Lauren b and Marjorie g do not get re-elected, the US will not have to pay a pension for them ever. You must serve 5 years for a pension. another reason to VOTE BLUE
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@_emilyrarick
A person requires exactly zero understanding of biology to have the right to bodily autonomy.
It doesn't matter what you call it - zygote, embryo, fetus, baby, child, human being - the only salient fact is that if it's not your pregnancy, it's not your business. Never will be.
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@Brink_Thinker
Clever and funny. But also sad. That's Radar's final salute as Henry Blake boarded the helicopter on his way home. 😭😭😭
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@hahnscratch
Thank you for sharing your story, and part of Steve Cougill's. It's inspiring to hear.
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To everybody claiming that inflation, the cost of gas, and prescription drug prices are all more important than the Jan. 6 hearings, I say this:
Republicans voted down Every 👏 Single 👏 Law 👏designed to address these problems.
I trust you will vote accordingly.
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Today,
@DanWuori
provides us with another beautiful timeline cleanse, more childhood development knowledge (that a LOT of people seemed to have skipped over entirely), and some wonderful advice to boot - specifically
"Hugs make a lot of things better in this life."
Disappointment can evoke strong feelings, even for adults.
But for toddlers - who are still developing the coping skills they’ll rely on later in life - disappointment is often all the provocation required for a total meltdown.
To make matters worse, toddlers can be prone to
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@MeidasTouch
AND all Trump NDA's are dead and will not be enforced. I wonder what we'll find out from former staff and volunteers, who are now free to talk.
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@motordyke
@CannaSpiritedLi
@nothnghppens
They asked Dexter Fletcher about this, when he cast heterosexual Taron Egerton as Elton John.
Fletcher simply said: "When I'm hiring someone, it's illegal for me to ask about their sexual orientation."
Seems like a reasonable approach. Am I missing something?
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@delycialefosse
@danagasta1
@LooseyJackie
@nursekelsey
Shaming a child? By asking a question? What a unique take.
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@ask_aubry
Yes, it's easy for bystanders to say this is awful, she should run. But her abuser has her so messed up, she's questioning herself. I'm here to say: don't. My mother did something like this to me, in the days before social media. It's sick and abusive and will never get better.
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@TristanSnell
I thought that too. But if DOJ removes themselves now, TFG will have a valid reason to postpone next week's deposition once again. DOJ lawyers need to hang on another week, and dump him the second his deposition is over.
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@MediocreMgmt
@Cooperstreaming
Or maybe the woman is just living her best life, and the man who feels emasculated is looking for a woman on whom to blame his feelings of inadequacy?
Women don't emasculate men simply by existing. It doesn't matter if she's "masculine." Insecure men are not our problem to fix.
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@Jon_JA6
@_celia_bedelia_
It's only been 30 minutes. There's still time for you to delete this Xcrement, Tom.
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@AbortionChat
Yeah...it hasn't found me yet either. It's been more than 15 years and nary a thought of it, unless I'm arguing with a stranger about privacy and choice on this Xitty hellsite.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Your commitment to your craft - up to and including wearing a tux while holding a snifter - is second to none, Mr.
@GaryPetersonUSA
. I do hope you'll join us on Spoutible so we can continue to enjoy your brilliant work over there!
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@anuibi
@The8BitIdiot
Let's try another approach. You ask for a specific tattoo on your upper back. Once you're face down, the tattoo artist lets an apprentice ink you with a completely different design, without your consent. Would you feel violated? Or is it ok, since you were there to get a tattoo?
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@terrannerd
@RuthNBetty
@AbortionChat
Just so I understand...you're jumping on to a thread about how women have value even if they don't have/can't have/don't want children, and you think that's an excellent place to jump in and say "Yeah, and if you're not having kids, you shouldn't be having sex!"
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A huge thank you and hello from Canada! I really appreciate all my new followers - I've hit my follow-back limit for today, but I'll catch up as soon as I can. In the meantime, please enjoy this slice of Canadian humour, eh? 😉
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@miles_commodore
😅😆😂😅😆😄😅*gasp*😅😆😄😂😆😄😂 A Republican telling Democrats "Just tell the truth" 😂😅😂😆😅😆😅😂
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@RyanPinesworth
Is she for real? Republicans run up the deficit whenever they're in power, then play hostage with the debt ceiling once they're voted out. These people have no interest in serving the public or improving the country. Only power, money, and making rich people richer.
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@mr_JasonW
@AbortionChat
I'm a follower, and I'm not the least bit confused.
Being pregnant when you don't want to be - *especially* if birth control failed - is stressful enough.
That stress, combined with pregnancy hormones, could easily make someone suicidal, homicidal, or both.
Not. That. Hard.
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