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@jpizzler17
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1 month
The fact that will smith is in 3rd is very disrespectful. JT Realmuto is in 2nd place right now.
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@Dodgers
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The first NL ballot update is here! Get your votes in 5x daily until 6/27. 🗳:
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
The jokes write themselves sometimes lol
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@KentMurphy Bitch, you know that Mickey Mouse shit don’t count. Lol 😂
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
I know it’s Shohei’s thing to put up crazy numbers but this is just bonkers
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@jpizzler17
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8 months
@BeaneaterB they literally followed the rules established by the CBT? how is any of this circumventing? lol
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@jpizzler17
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5 months
@LTBU_2002 all of a sudden it's meaningless but when he struck out it was #buyersremorse
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3 months
@ChadMoriyama Once they said it was the branch manager out there I knew he dusted off his old gear lol
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@jpizzler17
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8 months
@GrandpaKersh the fusion food at the stadium is gonna be nuts
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@jpizzler17
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10 months
@travisinLB there's no passion there's no vision there's no aggression there's no mindset
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@Dodgers max muncy when he faces the giants
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
@TezFrm901 @Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan “Slumping Braves” they had the best record in baseball before getting to dodger stadium lol
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
This is like when Jesus looked at Judas knowing fully well he would betray him
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James¹⁷¹⁸🎌
4 months
Ippei was really fired after this win😭
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
@DrewQuillian @KentMurphy Was only a Mickey Mouse ring after the braves choked a 3-1 lead huh😭
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@jpizzler17
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1 month
Can’t get enough of this video man the 460ft bomb, the bat flip, the city connect jersey, & Shohei spending two business days admiring his body of work. He’s gonna finish as the greatest dodger to touch the field at the ravine
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@jpizzler17
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7 months
I ratio'd Logan Webb it's too easy lol
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Those Braves bullpen arms when they can’t face a 60 year old Albert Pujols and Steven Souza Jr
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
Shut up and watch this drive
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Katie ⸆⸉ | femininomenon brat
4 months
lmao ohtani fucking blows he would've fit right in
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4 months
@travisinLB This dude just wanted to bump so bad 😭😭😭😭
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@jpizzler17
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10 months
@travisinLB buddy went 0-10 talking about they get paid a lot too holy shit he gets paid 100x more than them what ever happened to shame
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
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@jpizzler17
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6 months
wow this new jersey is even worse in person the quality is ass and it's $523
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@jpizzler17
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7 months
@KNBR 5.38 ERA vs the Dodgers coming 🔜
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@jpizzler17
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5 months
this bum is on sportsnet?
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
Entirely convinced this entire fan bases goal is to worry about the dodgers in every facet truly sad how the Giants have sucked so bad a dodgers downfall is all they can look forward to lol
@GarlicFryRy
Garlic Fry Ry
4 months
Now even if the Dodgers win the World Series this year, they will have another asterisk on a title. This is freaking great 😂🤣😂
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
@dylanohernandez This isn’t even news Dylan you’re just stirring the pot
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@jpizzler17
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7 months
@LoganWebb1053 @sam_scherer99 What's your favorite brand of dehydrochlormethyltestosterone?
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@SanJoseSharks @CoronaUSA @corona now do one of james reimer !!
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@jpizzler17
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5 months
@Dodgers you did what to andy pages? MIGUEL VARGAS STINKS
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@StoolBaseball dodger legend
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Max Muncy Gold Glove year?
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
Giants fans: JHL CATCH THE BALL PLEASE JHL:
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
The pizzler has arrived guys don’t worry that shohei hr will happen tn I’ll make sure of it
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Keeping an eye on your shawty and making sure she don’t leave you alone in a huge group setting… I get you shohei
@shoheifolder
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3 months
she ain't going nowhere 😹
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@jpizzler17
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5 months
@GrandpaKersh had 3x more hits than mookie
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
He better fucking be I just spent 30 hours today in the trenches defending him
@billplunkettocr
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4 months
Shohei Ohtani will be in the #Dodgers lineup tonight
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
@yankeesgoddess @OzzJoe Fill holes to who exactly? It’s a federal investigation where he is literally not the center of investigation?
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@FabianArdaya where is the mitch white tribute video
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
What did I say
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4 months
The pizzler has arrived guys don’t worry that shohei hr will happen tn I’ll make sure of it
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Hugo Boss did my goat dirty man wtf is this
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Shohei and Mamiko have arrived at the #LADFGala .
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@Jared_Carrabis MEXICAN GOAT
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@jpizzler17
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@SFGiants @MLB @Jhicks007 "They got Yamamoto but we got Jordan Hicks"
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4 months
@travisinLB The giants suck 😭
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Meanwhile Andy Pages
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@jayhaykid
nugget chef
3 months
Quick check-in on the top prospects to debut this season— Jackson Holliday: .059/.111/.059 (.170) in 36 PA Jackson Chourio: .206/.257/.351 (.608) in 106 PA Wyatt Langford: .230/.302/.301 (.602) in 126 PA 🙃
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Look at the difference in engagement the video of Sho is a double the other video is a homerun from Juan Soto. My Goat is a global phenom
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Build this guy a statue already 😭 IM POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT
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Los Angeles Dodgers
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"THE MARVELOUS ONE. SHOHEI OHTANI HAS DONE IT AGAIN."
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
Yankees fans learn how to read the CBA challenge
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𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼🐉
4 months
Michael Kay brought up some insanely good points about the whole Ohtani thing. Any other player would NOT be playing during active investigations. He hasn't answered a single question regarding the holes still in his story either. It's pretty ridiculous.
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
This but in postseason is gonna be chills… could get even better with an angry bat spike. The possibilities are really endless
@DecoOhtani117
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Shohei Ohtani no.6th HR with another angle. 大谷翔平選手、第6号HR別角度待ってた😭✨
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
@davewright21568 @FabianArdaya The people actually playing the sport mind their business and are getting ready for a season buddy
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@jpizzler17
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6 months
@NicolasA_22 fr what happened to that generational offense i was hearing about all year
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@jpizzler17
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2 months
Idk if I’ve said this before but teoscar has serious NLCS/ WS MVP energy
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@jpizzler17
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7 months
went from early feb, to mid march, and now damn near may😭😭😭😭 @Fanatics make them faster gang
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
haters are gon be mad when they find out Joe Kelly has gone 5 straight appearances without allowing a single hit
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@GrandpaKersh Friedman gon have a crazy lowball offer to start off negotiations lmao
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
“He hasn't answered a single question regarding the holes still in his story either” mind you he had a whole 12 min press conference detailing as much as he could and answered questions from every news source. People act like it’s not an ongoing investigation
@yankeesgoddess
𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼🐉
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Michael Kay brought up some insanely good points about the whole Ohtani thing. Any other player would NOT be playing during active investigations. He hasn't answered a single question regarding the holes still in his story either. It's pretty ridiculous.
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Woaaaaah what are those doing there #kershawyear
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4 months
@GarlicFryRy You look forward to those trophies collecting more dust each year I’m not moved 😭
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@MLBONFOX MEXICAN GOAT
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@jpizzler17
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6 months
@BRWalkoff @ronaldacunajr24 @xamplebrand @AcunaManiac why did he have to get 3? i feel like one would've sufficed
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8 months
@GrandpaKersh @MaxMunchiess he thought you were talking about world series champion pedro baez
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@jpizzler17
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@travisinLB lol foul territory is the worst
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@jpizzler17
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Alex Cora after watching Freddie Freeman launch that ball over the fence
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@GrandpaKersh
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intentionally walking a batter to put freddie freeman on is some darvin ham level coaching
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
@travisinLB What do you think really happened? I think ippei stole and lied about it to try and cover up he’s been using Ohtanis money
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8 months
@mookiebag aura thru the fucking roof
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Andy Pages broke the curse
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@jpizzler17
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6 months
@TalkinBaseball_ the angels really let the greatest player of all time walk away to the dodgers 🤣
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
LETS GOOOOOO HE DID IT FOR ME
@jpizzler17
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3 months
Shohei Plakata for my bday?
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@Dodgers love my latin players teoscar, miggy ro, brusdar, barnes, margot, shohei, and yamamoto
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5 months
@Dodgers Yoooooo we in the buzzfeed era
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6 months
@GarlicFryRy fr :/ he should've gone to the giants
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@jpizzler17
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8 months
@TheSlayterr @FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal @Dodgers @Stadium dodgers have won nothing and you're mad they are trying to actually compete and win a championship which i thought was the goal for every team?
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
This pic of Jamie Jarrin so fire. I need that fitted so bad
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@DMAC_LA can't wait to see the lights during a postseason homerun
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@jpizzler17
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2 months
No way lol
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@Williamc121202 @LTBU_2002 he's a secret dodger fan lol
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
“As a dodger fan” right right I guess it’s only cool when they mock a legend
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
The only thing Ohtani is guilty of is being Mexican (loving and trusting too hard)
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@jpizzler17
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9 months
@SanJoseSharks @SAP pls post this if we win admin IM BEGGING
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@Dodgers @kikehndez did he ask manny machado for permission?
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@jpizzler17
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6 months
playing short better than lux
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
I’m so done with Dave Roberts just unnecessarily losing us games VESIA SUCKS, CTE SUCKS, GAVIN SUCKS, AND KIKÈ SUCKS STOP SUBBING AND PLATOONING AND PLAY PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD JFC
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
DODGER STADIUM I AM ALMOST INSIDE YOU LET ME IN
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@NicolasA_22 0 pull 😭
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5 months
an election year treinen slider gotta be the scariest thing to see as a hitter
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Blake Treinen's sliders are back.
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
@jgutierrez55 Game 2 was probably the worst one game 5 was at least fun 😭
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
I wish I was jobless again so I could make up conspiracies about shohei and ippei all day no shot I have to clock back in rn 😭
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8 months
@BeaneaterB @Skkyyyyyyyyyyy doesn't make this unethical? or a loophole? i promise you not a single player in the next 10 years will make this type of contract lol no one has the marketability of shohei rn in the MLB this isn't the first time a team has differed a majority of a contract
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@jpizzler17
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2 months
Degree me 😈
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
This pitch was called a strike these umps are on a power trip this year they absolutely suck
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@jpizzler17
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3 months
Mind you
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@MLBNetwork
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3 months
After seeing a month of games, here is who experts predict will be named to the 2024 All-MLB team 👇
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@jpizzler17
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Now this is just beautiful, 4 different players had 3+ hits today. Mookie has a legitimate shot at a MVP award this year, will smith is an all star again, Freddie warming up again slowly, and Pages looks good. Dodger baseball might be back if that bullpen can remain consistent
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@jpizzler17
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4 months
This is @travisinLB locking in to defend our glorious king Shohei Ohtani from slander
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@jpizzler17
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5 months
cashman has negative pull
@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
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Kiké Hernandez says his free agency decision came down to the Yankees or Dodgers (via @FoulTerritoryTV )
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@jpizzler17
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they fosho got a gun behind the camera
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The new threads are Jason-approved.
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