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Disney Oldster 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ Very allergic to cats. @UCSC Banana Slug, RPCV Malawi 🇲🇼 he/him/his

Oakland, CA
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Monkey’s first Disneyland visit. 1976.
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4 years
This wins.
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Wow Soarin’ Over California is so nostalgic!
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@AliEzzoBezzo I counter with
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@kashthefuturist Inside view
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3 years
Look at these senior pups I’m watching for a few days.
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5 months
You should buy Girl Scout cookies.
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@jpalmerdubs
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11 months
Omg could you IMAGINE???
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Vekoma has shown off their new Suspended Dark Ride model! This cool dark ride features inverted vehicles that can tilt 20° in all directions, as well as spin a full 360°! The cars can have onboard lighting, onboard audio, and can be made into a shooting ride! VC: @Team_DRDB
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7 months
Who here was along about Xmas tree toppers?
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@jpalmerdubs
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2 years
Let me take a shot at why the #DontSayGay bill is a problem. Little Timmy goes to 1st grade, and mentions something about going to the zoo with his mommies last weekend. Little Susie innocently says, You can’t have 2 mommies, you have to have a mommy and daddy.
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@jpalmerdubs
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The only sightline I will legit complain about.
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@jpalmerdubs
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3 years
Just saw a male-presenting CM wearing a skirt. 🙌🏻 👏🏻
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Haha friend just shared this on Insta
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@NickLaparra @chadkimball1 Incredible that Chad Kimball is in Come From Away, a story about people stuck away from home for reasons beyond their control, but who didn't demand to keep flying into the US because the diversion was an abuse of power.
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3 months
Whatever complaints there are about Disney California Adventure, this is one of the best sight lines in any Disney park.
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Malinda 🏰 Disney Swiftie 🧜‍♀️🍹🌐❤️
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Where am I?
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3 years
Say hi to Jack.
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2 years
Kid in front of us on Rise at the very end turns to his dad and says, Did we really go to space?? Reminded of me as a kid going in Adventure Thru Inner Space convinced that we were really being shrunk down.
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I’m so sick of wearing masks. SICK OF IT. But you know what? If there’s something I want to do or somewhere I want to go that requires a mask, I WEAR THE FUCKIN MASK.
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@jfreewright @drdrew For a doctor, he's not very good at this part.
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@TomZohar @Tarihc78 They’re in an difficult position. SAG-AFTRA rules Say that non-members will be barred from membership if they perform strike-prohibited appearances/roles, and she’s probably not union, so refusing to perform makes her lose her job. I wish all Disney Parks CMs were union.
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3 years
Hope you like 🕷 theme park fans!
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3 months
The new CEO's name is Pope I cannot make this up
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I believe this means Boeing has selected a new CEO
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I’m sorry…WHAT??
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Instead, demonstrators have descended on some of Los Angeles’ most upscale, iconic retail areas, including Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Hollywood and the Fairfax District.
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6 months
The last dance move on Luigi’s Rollickin Roadsters
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2 years
Sad dog is sad because he wants a meatball.
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@ByERussell What are the Covid testing rules for returning to the US?
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@Popehat Is Rudy a good lawyer?
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Giuliani is helping Trump with his impeachment defense. Giuliani claims Trump didn't incite the crowd to violence. Then Giuliani explained his definition of incitement, and it is a precise description of what Trump did on January 6
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What’s Joe Biden’s plan to stop Disney from doing live-action remakes?
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@Sia @HelenAngel @EmilyPember @supportingsia @Kris10Parisi @autisticbruce @Variety @dominickevans Let me get this straight: you hired a neuro-typical actor so you wouldn’t be inconvenienced by an #ActuallyAutistic actor, and then you have the gall to insult such an actor like this? If you really cared, you would have taken the time.
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CELEBRITY SPOTTING!!
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Oh my
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@UnvirtuousAbbey ⁩ 🛒
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@RandyRainbow in the meantime he'll just focus on her being a woman
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S░T░R░U░D░E░L░I░N░B░I░O
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Put the icing inside the toaster strudel, itwas amazing 😻
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Unpopular opinion: The floating mountain effect is only barely believable, and mostly not. It looks great, but I don't think anyone walking into Pandoraland for the first time is really tricked into thinking those rocks are floating.
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@jpalmerdubs
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But even more than that, this is a law rooted in prejudice. It’s not about parents’ rights, because the rights of Timmy’s mommies are definitely not being protected. Any law rooted in prejudice must be fought.
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The fireworks!!
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What if we rebuilt the Tower of the Four Winds and put it in the middle of the esplanade?
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@dizwire @GMA “We understand how important this is to our LGBT employees and many others.” Is not not important to you as a company @WaltDisneyCo ?
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How much would you bid for this fine work of art?
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So enough of this nonsense that it’s only until 3rd grade, or that no one should be talking about sex to 1st graders because that’s not what’s happening. This law will harm children, and it will harm families.
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Disclaimer: all of my current Disney Parks opinion are subject to change once I win the Powerball, get a 33 membership, and buy a penthouse in DTLA with easier access to the parks.
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#Couchella lineup looks hot
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So what does the teacher do in this situation that doesn’t run afoul of a law that prohibits "classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity"? They could stay silent I guess. But kids look to their teachers for guidance with questions.
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@jpalmerdubs
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And yes, I restricted replies on this thread. Bigots have come into my replies calling me a groomer too many times in the last few days.
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How does that turn out? I don’t know. But it’s a lot of heartache and anger and time and money, and for what? To keep Timmy from saying he has mommies in 1st grade?
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@MariaBaerWrites @CTmagazine @jewish_voice Jesus never celebrated Hanukkah. It’s a post-Second Temple rabbinic tradition. How on earth did @CTmagazine not do a basic fact check on this??
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They could say “we don’t about mommies and daddies in class”. But that’s kind of ridiculous. They could tell Timmy that he can’t talk his mommies. Then Timmy goes home upset and confused. His first taste of prejudice.
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1 year
New series: instructing ChatGPT to create cocktails based on Disneyland lands. First up: Main Street USA
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@cptnjack007007 @Defunctland Walt literally did a propaganda tour for the anti-fascist war effort but say more about keeping politics out of themed entertainment.
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3 years
I laughed way too hard at this.
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Either way, Susie goes home and says “how come Timmy has mommies and no daddy?” And her parents are, let us say, supportive of the law, so they file a complaint.
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2 years
AAAHHH I WAS THE REBEL SPY ON STAR TOURS!! THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER!! I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS!!
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1 year
Why do homophobes spend so much time thinking about the ways gay people have sex?
@LeetMor
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things that don’t surprise me: that save splasher? A bigot.
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What a shitty week for queer kids in Texas. What a shitty week for queer kids in Florida. What a shitty week for everyone in Ukraine. What a shitty week.
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Carnitas totchos!
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CONFIRMED: Bluey's Sleepover, an immersive, boutique-style resort hotel experience, coming in 2025 to Walt Disney World Resort.
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Earlier today Disney CFO Christine McCarthy said "consumer data" from Disney+ will "better inform our creatives and Imagineers" when making decisions about theme parks. Here are the most streamed movies and TV shows on Disney+ in 2023 (data via @flixpatrol ):
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If you watch @WheelofFortune on Friday, May 21, you might recognize a contestant.
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Lolol
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This app still has it’s moments
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@GMA @WaltDisneyCo is saying that their much-hyped Inclusion Key ends at the gates, and they don’t really care about their employees beyond that. But the other message is that laws of prejudice aren’t really a concern either.
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Love it.
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One of the things I LOVED about Shanghai Disneyland when I visited is that Mulan appeared as a warrior, expressing her strength.
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@seungminkim @davidshepardson The doctor was reading from prepared notes. This is gaslighting from the WH.
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Neither can walk much, and Zoey, the black one, is basically deaf and blind. Tootsie is the brown one.
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1 year
Footage of the #Coronation parade rehearsals
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HOW DO YOU JUST HAVE BULLETS IN YOUR BACKPACK AND SUITCASE
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Another American tourist has been arrested in Turks and Caicos after ammunition was found in his luggage. The 30-year-old Virginia man is one of at least four American tourists potentially facing a lengthy prison sentence under a strict new island law.
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They gave us all anytime LLs.
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Always pay your respects at Doc’s ofrenda.
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@BeschlossDC A coffin is hexagonal. A casket is rectangular.
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Doggo camouflage
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SO excited mom gets this opportunity!
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@therealcatrinac @TMZ Because she was 99. It’s right in the tweet.
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Young Rolly was kind of a hottie.
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@UnvirtuousAbbey ⁩ That’s one way to light the paschal candle.
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@darth not too bad for a first try
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💗 her!
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HE HAS GOT TO BE TROLLING US RIGHT LIKE THIS IS JUST A CHARACTER HE'S PLAYING
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I CAN'T
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@nickels97 @imagineer_87 Never date someone with this much contempt for unlimited soup and salad and fried lasagna.
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Fingers crossed!
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@darth @Olivianuzzi @NYMag pretty sure he's sick of this shit too tbqh
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All the hate GotG Cosmic Rewind got while being built, and I haven’t seen a single person who’s experienced it say it was anything but phenomenal.
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Ok look at the hand compared to the plate. It looks like they’re using a slider bun to make the chicken look way larger.
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@EpcotEnthusiast Well, imo I think it’s great on its own for what it is, especially at night. But this sight line used to be an old Hollywood hotel behind an old Hollywood theatre.
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Seen in San Diego
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😆 °o°
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@Tylerjoelb He’s not very good at the science part.
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@dog_rates @whiskeybuisness look if they didn’t enjoy all the peanut butter they could not give the empty jar to kasey it is just science
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Ya I know it’s a photo op, but come on. This is great.
@POTUS
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This Take Your Child To Work Day, I had the honor of being protected by some of the toughest agents in town.
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Dessert has two s because you want two servings. The principal wants to be your pal (in principle).
@Dictionarycom
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What is a spelling or grammar tip that you're kiiiiiind of embarrassed to admit you use?
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