joshscorcher
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Christian, Husband and Father of twins, Gamer, TTRPG dealer, Cheesemonger, KH-Lover/Mocker, and Fire Enthusiast. #StarfireVSBlaze
Imagination Land
Joined October 2010
Our official birth announcement! Val is on the left and Vel is on the right!
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Fantastic character, but y'all need to understand how much this show SANITIZED Blackfire. Blackfire in the comics is a Dio-level hater and utter PSYCHO.
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I have no respect for anyone who mocks this scene. Many soldiers were posthumously awarded medals of honor doing this exact thing.
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@AzraqShinji Basically, as a child she killed Starfire's dog and went "aw, I found it that way. You must have not taken care of it enough.".
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This is so wholesome on a meta level. Giving a nod to the movie that helped people realize, "Hey, video game movies can actually work!" It's like a respectful reach across the aisle.
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So wait, the game is harder if you play for horny reasons?. That's f**king hilarious.
You know the Stellar Blade skin suit everyone has been gooning over? Well I just realized a lot of people are in for a shock lmao. If you look at the description (which most won't) it turns out this suit activates hard mode by disabling your shields so you die super easy. Lmao
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Vivzie is seriously one of the most bullied creators online. Like, what the heck.
Showed some people on Discord Vivziepop’s impsona and this was their reaction
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Great advice, but I'd like to add a small caveat. Many men don't like to be interrupted when they're already working on a task, so don't be surprised if you get:
This woman has an elite level understanding of male psychology. I was today years old when I realized that what she says is true. Men love quests.
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I cannot fathom how this guy used an example that actually contradicts the arguments he made in the thread. Jocat literally just expressed his tastes in women, yet this guy whines about men not being allowed to exist as sexual beings?. This guy is part of the problem he bemoans.
Today, men are socially not allowed to exist as sexual beings. The bizarre result is this form of Reddit sexuality, in which guys try to make themselves as non-threatening as possible in order to express “permitted” sexual energy. This falls into a few main pathologies:
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Look, I don't have a horse in this race, but this attitude of needing people to constantly engage is a reason why we have so much AAA live service crap. Playing a game then moving onto another one doesn't mean it's bad.
Just a reminder, Palworld died a month ago. Also Pokémon day was only just a month ago…😭
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Hellena Taylor's situation has me conflicted because it doesn't feel black and white. Yes, she absolutely deserved better compensation than what she was offered. However, telling your fans "if you care about people you will boycott this game" is emotional manipulation.
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Hot Take: This moment honestly annoyed me. It felt like the forced-loss battle cliche with a new coat of paint. It took away my agency as a player. As the first fight it communicated to me that at any point I could be at the mercy of what "cool" thing the game wanted to do.
“Oh, no… *I* say when we’re done!” gotta be one of the coldest moments in a video game
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I literally can't deal with this shit today.
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What timeline are we living in where DORA and ANGRY BIRDS 2 are great films and the LION KING and ALADDIN are garbage?
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#ThankYouSakurai This was the best possible way this could have ended; you absolutely stuck the landing. We don't deserve you. NOW GO AND REST YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS YOU. #SmashBrosUltimate #Sora #masahirosakurai
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Statements that would get you laughed at a decade ago.
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What is going ON in anime discourse right now???.
Notice how he's literally looking away from them because he doesn't want to see them?
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"FRAUD" jokes aside, it's a real shame that Infinite gets bodied so hard here and in canon. The guy has potential to be cool and he's just. well. A fraud.
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Inject this storyline straight into my veins.
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Games need to be games. Not movies.
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The whole reason Flash gets brainwashed in the first place is because he nearly fails trying to stop a bullet from killing Harley. He literally died trying to save them. And their response is to pee on him and make a d**k joke. Will not be picking this up.
They Pissed On Flashes Corpse. No it's not a joke or a figure of speech. Just because it's in character for Boomerang to do. Doesn't mean you should actually do this in your story.
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@Sorry_Tag @SuperMessi10i They take themselves seriously despite pretending not to as a shield from criticism. Good ol' Schrodinger's critic.
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It's so funny how the VS community just loves to see Homelander get dunked on.
I'm sure it's already been done but the opportunity was too fun to pass up
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I just threw up in my mouth a little. Using AI to "fix" art that doesn't need to be fixed and sucked all the identity out of it and made it look generic. The arrogance of this guy is on another level.
Don't worry, fellas! I had AI fix it! Now we're talkin'! . Someone should send this to the folks at Nintendo and show them how to do the art next time.
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WHY. IS THAT. STILL HERE?!?!.
@joshscorcher hey man just wanted to see if you knew about this. For some reason when you’re scrolling through MLP episodes on Apple TV this is the thumbnail for S8 E10:
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"An overhyped ceremony filled with empty promises while disrespecting gamers and hardworking people?". "But I thought E3 was dead!". "DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO"
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Engagement photos that we love from the bunch! Still deciding!
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@epicdndmemes We've had to roleplay Devils with absurdly long contracts. Some of us be method actors~.
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It seems Puss in Boots: The Last Wish was a fluke. Disappointing.
DreamWorks is going to make significant cuts to their staff over the next few months. “Many departments are being cut in half, and the creative staff on movies could be reduced by as much as, if not more than, 40-50%”. (Source:
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So. we gave our kids a toy shaped like a game controller. And they're playing with it together. THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN! THE GAMER GENE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO. *not showing faces for sake of privacy*
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My mom, whom I love very dearly:."I just saw the new Indiana Jones. It was pretty good. Don't know why people are so mad.". My sister, who woke up today and chose violence: ."Yeah, but you liked the live-action Mulan.".
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What people were expecting: Pokémon Legends Celebi or Kyurem!. What people got: Pokémon Legends Zygarde. How we reacted:. #PokemonPresents #PokemonDay2024
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Very well. We'll won't own Ubisoft games. BECAUSE WE'LL STOP BUYING THEM FROM YOU. On the list.
Ubisoft exec needs to get comfortable with people not buying their games. This is anti-consumer propaganda and a way to milk gamers generation after generation.
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Hear me out. WEIRD AL AS KING BOO. runner up Mark Hamill.
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I support the protesters, which includes innocent persecuted African-Americans, cops calling for reform, and all those trying to help and encourage positive change. I do not support d**kheads, the ones looting/burning, disproportionately brutal cops, or people egging it all on.
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-relooks at the list-. guys. EA DIDN'T MAKE THE LIST THIS YEAR EITHER.
We just ranked the Top Ten 2024 Fails. It's gonna be a DOOZY.
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The only-. THE ONLY-. THE ONLY BAD MOVIE ILLUMINATION HAS MADE ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
So, the critic reviews for the Mario Movie are out. "The only bad movie that Illumination ever made". Yeah, I don't think I'll trust the top critics. Look, I've long been a critic of critics, and I've always found sites like RT to be a poor measuring stick of a film's quality
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It's expensive, smells awful, and you can get better tastes from soda.
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Oh look. Little Mermaid and Mulan remakes. *Goes back to watch animated versions and pretends the new ones don't exist*.
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Val is the easy child. The only thing is he's a slow eater. Vel. is not. She is a grouchy, wriggly sleeper, burps up a lot, cries without a pacifier, and fights me during swaddling. Love them both so much. 💕.
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"What about our stockholders?! Who's helping THEM out, huh?!". On the list.
Embracer says it's looking out for shareholders after cutting almost 1,400 jobs. "Our overruling principle is to always maximize shareholder value in any given situation".
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They're here!.
Ari's in the OR now. The operation is gonna be around an hour. Luckily.
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MY BABY SISTER IS MARRIED NOW IM NOT OKAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 😭😭😭
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There are no words to describe what I'm feeling other than "I literally can't even right now.".
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Kairi, traitor, Sephiroth, Yuffie, Sora, Roxas, why, Axel, I am a fool, Xemnas, you're right. The real ones know.
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. guys. Hell froze over. Unless something really crazy happens in the next month. EA won't make the Fails list this year.
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DON'T. EVEN.
The live-action Cat in the Hat movie was a comedy masterpiece.
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"UGH You can finish the game in a few hours.". Okay, and? Why does 100 hours of mediocrity suddenly hold more weight than 4 hours of bliss?.
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Overwatch 2 cancels PvE. Marvel:
First trailer for ‘MARVEL RIVALS’, a free to play 6v6 team-based PVP hero shooter. Coming soon to Steam and Epic Games Store.
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Disapprove =/= Hate. Permit =/= Condone. Forgive =/= Absolve. Disagree =/= Oppose. Learn nuance.
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Am I this easily influenced?. Yes. Yes I am. Honey, we're going to IHOP. Bring the kids.
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Being a father of twins has given me so much more respect for Donald Duck. He literally raised three kids from birth BY HIMSELF.
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Ummm. Huh? Ozai praising Zuko while dissing Azula?. I feel like they have this backwards.
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People are actually trying to justify pirating #MetroidDread on the basis that because it's 2D it's not worth $60 lol. Screw good and fun games that actually work on launch and aren't riddled with bugs and scummy dlc practices, amirite? If it's 3D and "pretty" it's all okay.
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You ever agree with a take, but they phrase it in such an awful, antagonistic way that you just gotta bite your tongue?.
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PLEASE LET THIS GO SOMEWHERE.
EA is reportedly under criminal investigation after refusing to modify loot boxes in FIFA 18 to comply with Belgian gambling laws.
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Something becomes Public Domain and they make it a horror game. Wow.
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What are you TALKING about??. I and my audience of mostly 20-30 males have been complaining about predatory monetization for YEARS. The second they complain about an additional thing, suddenly it's something they "complain more about??". Get outta your echo chamber.
You know we’re so cooked as a society when grown men complain more about the sex appeal and looks of a fictional character rather than the game having predatory pricing and locking single player content behind paid DLC’s and a season pass model
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Guys. I caved. I held on for as long as I could, but I can't do so anymore. I'm drinking coffee now.
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This sticky note has saved me several times. I recommend everyone get these.
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Played Brothership. Can confirm that IGN is full of s**t.
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I really hope there's no big abuse or bigotry scandal this year for 2022 Fails. 1. Most importantly, because abuse and bigotry are awful and no one should suffer it. 2. I REALLY want to put NFT's at number 1. YES I AM PETTY.
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Don't be afraid to create sympathetic AND unsympathetic villains. Thanos AND Frollo are both great.
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Got my Switch back from Nintendo and. all my save data is gone. Nearly 1000 hours of Three Houses/Hopes, all my progress in dozens of other games from launch day. and yes, even my save of Pokémon Scarlet RIGHT before the endgame. I'm going to go lie down.
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I've seen a growing amount of people use the term "media literacy" or even "themes" as a mask to justify bad writing and storytelling. It reeks of "YOU JUST DON'T GET IT MAAAAAAAAAN.".
Apparently people still need to hear this:. Ellie let Abby go because she finally forgave Joel and herself. Not because "revenge bad". You have 0 sense of media literacy if you think otherwise. I thought we were past this but apparently it's June 2020 again.
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Welp. Kids wanted out. Val and Vel impending in T-minus 3 hours.
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After watching Bill Cipher vs Discord. Cons:.Disagree with the result. Pros:.EVERYTHING ELSE HOLY S^&T DEATH BATTLE YOU POPPED OFF.
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Nintendo is your old-fashioned father. Despite how much you love him and how much he made your childhood magical, he's always been stiflingly strict with who you hang out with and he's extremely out of touch, especially with modern technology and trends.
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Legitimately concerned about what's going to happen with RoosterTeeth considering what Warner Bros. did to Coyote vs Acme.
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Bro, that's a Wile E. Coyote crash waiting to happen.
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It'll be a while before we get an announcement picture. Both babies are fine, but Vel is gonna be in the NICU for a few days just to be safe. Super jazzed!.
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. I have seen. ZERO marketing for this game.
The Will Smith-fronted zombie survival video game Undawn has bombed, according to a new report.
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You fired someone for just following right-wingers on Twitter prompted by a pedo-apologist and anti-religious bigoted Karen. You say you respect opinions and care about inclusivity, but your actions speak otherwise. You're going on the list.
LRG respects all personal opinions, however we remain committed to supporting an inclusive culture. Upon investigating a situation, an employee was terminated. Our goal as a company is to continue to foster a positive and safe environment for everyone.
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Ya boi's eyesight finally deteriorated to the point where he needs glasses.
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Don't let anyone shame you for enjoying your Thanksgiving. Holidays are whatever we make them, and let yours be filled with happiness, togetherness, gratefulness, and humility rather than anger, division, envy, or haughtiness.
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Spoke too soon;.losing mine too. This is kinda the final nail in the coffin that YouTube no longer belongs to YouTubers. It belongs to corporations.
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Wait. Is that ME at the end there?!. Yeah, that's from Scariest Nostalgic Moments!.
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