Joshua
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Tyrant prince @pixiechess @paradigm
brooklyn
Joined September 2019
This dude in the wework is in shambles over his NFT bags right now lol
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@zelinarxy not to be like a conspiracy theorist but damn the wayback machine is extremely vital to society.
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Stocks are overpriced, crypto is a bear market, real estate is a bubble, the dollar is the inflating, every alternative asset is overbought & im not schizo enough to buy gold. What the ever living fuck do I do with my money.
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VCs be like "startup valuations are super inflated". My brother in christ YOU were signing these term sheets.
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ngl SF is depressing as hell i finish work at like 9 and im like "whats the move" and there is no move and everythings closed.
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I’m incredibly bitter about losing such a pivotal few years of my life. and even more frustrated how accepting of it my generation is.
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@cocainehitler39 'He had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.'. Isabel Allende, The House of The Spirits.
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How to be a legendary angel investor:. 1. Throw money in literally every startup you can. 2. Only put the good ones on your website.
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Tell me your startup,. I’ll reply with a non-obvious growth hack to gain customers/reach:.
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@hyesolll North Korean refugee hyesol sees glorious American capitalism for first time!! Juche in shambles!!!.
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All my friends lifeplan rn is make 100k in the next 6 months or kill themselves.
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I bought a 100 year old rug from the guy who posts rugs on here
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Starting a career in tech right now is like showing up to an orgy 3 hours late.
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tbh I don’t think btc/eth/sol will be around in 20 years. most of the internet’s economic production will be done by future generations. Why would they want to generate value for a chain that some random old ppl own vastly more exposure to? They’ll make their own chains.
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Just found out VCs don’t actually give you money for free they take part of your company im literally crying right now.
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@carmguti payment processing networks r actually kinda complicated. like, crypto is a trillion dollar industry that essentially has value b/c someone came up with a novel payment processing network lol.
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I keep seeing couples where the guy is more attractive then the girl. This is a recession indicator I just haven’t figured out why yet.
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Okay thanks for the ideas guys. Ive started the world's first weapon stockpiling stable-coin crypto hedge-fund focusing on buying salmon-bearing real estate & pre-owned collectible antiques. just wire your worthless crypto to joshqharris.eth to become an LP.
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@ImogenWK ‘All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you…. But first, they must catch you’. - From watership down by Richard Adams.
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these frat bros wanna be product managers now. call that figma chi.
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No, this is a Faustian bargain. And it’s why techbros have no swag. You have to look stupid & try stuff to ever learn. Reject the safe path — for it leads ever down into stagnation.
if you are a young man in your 20s with a slim figure and 0 fashion knowledge, the solution is to enter a store called Uniqlo and simply purchase one of everything. fastest way to add three full points to your hotness rating.
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Those that can, do. Those that can’t, become venture capitalists.
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@Samtanic_Panic its objectively a bad fit, he looks like a mormon! there's so many things to dunk on @dieworkwear but this is a losing battle.
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people rediscovering crowdfunding by calling them DAOs is so beautiful.
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Quick Update: I’m joining @Paradigm as an EIR to work on @PixieChess, a novel crypto game. I’m looking for exceptionally talented, technical contributors to round out our founding team. If that's you, read below!.
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Being an “Idea Guy” is fucking crazy — all my peers either have perfect mastery over colours & beauty or can get computers to do tasks for them . Meanwhile I’m stat-maxed in ‘creativity’ w/ no actual skills, every morning I wake up and pray to god I still *have it*.
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The Finance bro —> Tech bro —> Crypto bro —> Art bro pipeline is unstoppable.
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ngl after meeting so many of y’all I’m gonna have to start a series called:. “techbros & the breakups that got them into startups” lol.
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Pitch me your best idea for an NFT project. In 24 hours me and my friends will help you: .- design it.- make contracts + mint site.- make it go viral.
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This will sound stupid but how do I meet people my own age outside of tech in nyc to like, party and try new things with?.
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alright im bored of web3 & the metaverse what are we doing next guys?.
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Just ran into @garyvee for the second time in a week in *completely* different parts of the city. he don’t even know who I am.
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Turning 20 in tech takes you from being a prodigy wunderkind to just another startup shmuck.
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@sidazhang “Hi I took a photo of you without your consent and it went viral, can I touch you?”.
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Quick Update: Friday was my last day at @Capitalxyz, fka Party Round. Deeply grateful for my time there. I wrote a blog below about what's next for me. Means a lot if you'd read or rt.
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Literally every role in your startup needs to be talking to users.
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why you were wasting time dancing with baddies at Coachella I was at Miami Tech Week at a party of entirely dudes.
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I’m starting a new twitter group chat for builders/writers. The idea is when you *really* need a post or project amplified you can use this engagement farm booster. You can access it if you join, but you’ll be expected to like/comment others stuff too. Chat below if down.
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@soonrightaway this is a bad comparison i don't think you've played both of those games completely.
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I was at a crypto dinner in South America and the guy next to me told me he had a course that cost $125,000 that could teach me to pick up any woman I wanted & then I watched him ask this girl for her number and get rejected.
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in my twenty-two years of life i have learned only 1 thing & it is that you only get what you want when you no longer care about it in the slightest.
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A pretty girl asked if I was into crypto and I lied faster than Peter when he denied knowing Jesus.
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Just overheard a guy on a date try to explain why the blockchain is immutable to a baddie my boy we’re in fucking bushwick.
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@BluebriarArts I think it would be like basketball where the physicality from the 90s era would actually thrive in todays game because the current meta is based around more complete, abstract defensives and offensive schemes.
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@gwoyeuromatzyh Idk what do people want to be desired for, what are you beyond your actions.
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@alexisohanian @Reddit Reddits problem is being cool again. Opening up CSS options could enable subreddits to be more than just message boards. Every week the team should develop & seed one really weird, esoteric subreddit that pushes the css to its limit. Can give examples of ideas.
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@alex_orlov_ there r only like 5 hot people on here and all they tweet about is situationships and architecture.
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hi guys got my wallet hacked and just lost most of my savings. I’m really safe with my hot wallets and I follow all of the rules about security. Wanted to chat w/ someone knowledgeable and see where I messed up. Thnx.
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You know how every college students first startup is like “fixing internships”?. Dropouts fall for the same trap but with “building productivity tools” lol.
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Still recovering from telling someone I worked at Party Round & and them responding “oh that startup with the really annoying social media?”.
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CT’s system of tagging a single account (@inversebrah) when something funny happens & having them repost it for everyone is unironically a more interesting mechanism than most of crypto.
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They don’t want you to know this but you can literally just cashapp founders money and they have to let you in as an investor . I have invested in 5000 companies with this tactic.
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@ahitposter “you can bridge to Ėgregōre-chain 764 when you’re 18, until then you will stay in the mempool”.
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If you live in NYC, Miami, SF, or LA — and wanna help with our next drop pls DM me.
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@Kenny___Rose stop trying to get people out of their pants so quickly you need to build real emotional connection first.
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Ay friends!! I’m joining @partyroundco ft!! Insanely excited to build this startup. 🎉 . Past month has had some wild ups and downs. Grateful for everyone’s support and grace. :).
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We’re in the golden age of early twenty-somethings on twitter flying around the country and expensing dinners to nameless crypto companies.
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turned 20 today. deeply grateful. i owe all of you guys more than you'll ever know.
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Also even if I’m wrong — the eth/btc maximalists are old and will gradually get replaced with ppl who think like me. All my philosophical opponents have a demographic problem . Also I’m literally not wrong you’re seeing this fragmentation with solana and eth l2s already.
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@Thranitten @AnupLalla07 I see a big fish.It is very wet with scales.Splash, it’s in the river.
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Miami is the only city where people like, beg me to move there lol.
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Fun fact: I was actually going to join DoNotPay after dropping out. Most of the game-plan that I brought to @PartyRound was strategy I originally wrote for DNP. Ended up being let go due to a bad reference check — at the time I was devastated. guess it all worked out after all :).
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We need a new culturally relevant city that's cheap enough that young people can migrate to it.
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@eastdakota @Austen Chris Paul was literally great on the suns he took them to the finals lol.
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God gave us psychedelics to get in touch with nature but tech guys turned it into a productivity tool.
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Startup/tech co-living was crucial in helping me get started. I couldn’t recommend it enough for any young technologists, flaws and all. If you’re interested and don’t know where to start, shoot me a dm.
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@0K_ultra My favourite answer to this is just, light speed travel is impossible and so it doesn’t matter we’re permanently alone.
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@blueshellman @cocainehitler39 Please do, but fair warning I will train my large language model on your comic and generate my own first page.
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