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Self-Taught Freelance Academic, Contemporary Artist & Cat Rights Absolutist
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Its cool to get divorced and act like the Phantom of the Opera
Kanye has reportedly set up a recording studio and living quarters inside of the Atlanta's Mercedes Benz Stadium, and on Saturday he was seen wandering around the building during a soccer match.
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Reposting the try it grape sprite high guy video because the original post is broken due to the poor quality management of this service and it is very dear to me
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“Fuckboy Island is very respectful Lemon, there’s an acknowledgment of country.”
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“He said ‘I’m opening up a musical called, the phantom of the opera,’ and I said ‘oh! 🥹’ ”
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I opened instagram for the first time in a couple days and saw this and had a brain bleed and had to go to the hospital
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Top Hobbies for Australian Men 2022:
1. Sports gambling
2. Getting drunk/high and acting like a cunt
3. Staring into space
4. Cycling
5. Bureau of Meteorology website
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how does Sydney have eastern suburbs...to the east of Sydney is da ocean bro
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I am average Australian man I love paying $60 for a handful of tobacco, $25 for a six pack of beer and getting taxed 46c on every dollar I earn
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@jrhennessy
I got this grindset post about a guy like killing some other guys who were attacking his mother
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Alleged mushroom poisoner lady seems so insanely guilty of poisoning people with mushrooms that I think she’s innocent and has fallen into a Frasier episode like series of farcical lies
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So funny that you can't get painkillers without a prescription in Australia at least partially thanks to this guy
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I joined the last movie rental store in Melbourne today, great experience way better movies than streaming
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Can’t really enjoy movies with Margot Robbie in them due to her chronic Queensland/NSW border physiognomy
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Has there been anything interesting written about the increasingly tiny distribution of car colours in Australia? 95% of new cars I see on the road are white, steel grey or black.
Feel like it dovetails nicely with general increasingly braindead feeling of society
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girl account: yeah I’m in a sleeper cell, I like to sleep and look at my cell phone!!
married desk job horny guy who is seeing double and kind of drooling from two coronas after putting the kids to bed: 🙈👌
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Gotta love the Australian approach to dealing with homelessness which is the police going "look mate, you gotta move along, you can't stay here" to a homeless person no matter where they are
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At Laneway festival 2011 I had to leave early after a crowdsurfing wheelchair hit me in the corner of the head giving me a concussion, imagine my surprise to find out who it was crowdsurfing last week!
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there's only one way to cook a steak: put it in the oven at a medium heat for 40 minutes
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Biggest own goal in Australian political history and a massive failure setting the struggle for indigenous rights back decades all for what? The potential for a body with no actual power to materially impact anything? Albanese should be shamed out of public life.
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It’s cool how Woolworths have hired people to proactively accuse you of stealing before you’ve gone through the checkout
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Sydney is a beautiful city in many ways but I could never live in a city that spits in the face of god and builds the hell on earth that is Bondi Junction
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Rest In Peace Meat Loaf, it was always fun to sing your songs at karaoke because they are 9 minutes long and about riding a motorcycle out of hell
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@lukesesh2
He should be called 180 because if I hear his music I want to turn 180° and walk away from the source of the music
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Being addicted to nurofen plus is like an alcoholic who only drinks Campari: get serious
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In the (near) future, every person will have a parallel digital identity. Avatars, crypto wallets, digital goods will be the norm. Are you planning for this?
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@jrhennessy
How can I enjoy Babylon when no one who looks anything like this existed before consumer air travel allowed easy mixing of queensland sugarcane and nsw wheat farming families
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Energies of the days of the week:
Sunday: DEPRESSED ENERGY
Monday: no energy applicable
Tuesday: hate energy builds
Wednesday: HATE ENERGY
Thursday: postive energy builds
Friday: POSITIVE ENERGY
Saturday: POSITIVE ENERGY
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I wouldn't say that much personal stuff to Oprah because she's just gonna put it on tv and then everyone will know
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Banner week for upper middle class bedwetting in Australia’s media
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Pedophiles are using this logo on their cars to help identify one and other, if you see this logo attempt to break in and free any child trapped inside
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Wife: *horrible postpartum depression, hasn’t had time to shower in weeks, holding my twins whilst making me a healthy nutritious dinner* “can you try and take the bins out tonight honey?”
Me: *looking up “mitski songs” to come up with a cute reply to gothbinch2000* “ok”
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@mrgracemugabe
Woman: “and with that Mr Wick, you are now ethnically belarussian”
Lawrence Fishburne talking to a pigeon: “there goes the neighbourhood…”
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Wow this blew up check out 100% jamnapari goat available, these are some great goats if you are running a milking operation or just for fun
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Australia has the most braindead culture in the world
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When a kid gets slapped at a BBQ you KNOW that’s going to have an effect on the lives of everyone there 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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One thing people should know about Australia is there is a child news broadcaster people take increasingly seriously ???
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Ok no it doesn’t because this has a sense of motion, perspective and creative expression
All the AI generated pics rn kinda remind me of The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet
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@jrhennessy
He looks like he gives you a fantastic hug after you’re somehow sent to prison for 12 years for speeding
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I’ve spent quarantine getting a pizza oven built in my yard and learning how to make pizza.
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Chloe Grace Mortez must go to sleep cursing Florence Pugh every evening. Hollyweird needs to make room for TWO stocky blonde actresses who look like you couldn’t knock them over even with a running start ❤️❤️❤️
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turns out this lockdown is specifically effecting me the main character of the universe in a way thats worse than everyone else, this is crazy
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I’ve always said artists work harder than nurses and single mothers
Privileged to be quarantining for work in a sharehouse with fellow artists. One thing I've noticed: all of us work the longest hours: pre-hours, after-hours, weekends. Non-stop.
Fuck your stereotype of lazy artists. Artists are the hardest working motherfuckers you'll encounter.
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Me looking at the shitty little brownie behind the Starbucks display case
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The movie Yesterday but I'm the only person who remembers the music of the band Anal Cunt
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“And now they’ve got ‘Homme’ Issey Miyaki… Have you seen this? $800 pants and you know what they’re made from? Polyester… They say ‘oh that’s how they get the pleats’... It’s terrible what’s going on…$800 pants and they’re polyester…”
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If Australia was a civilised country people would be burning down government buildings over tobacco and alcohol prices alone
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Oh and I love how the government takes another 11% of every dollar I earn to give to finance guys to play with each fortnight as well
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At the end of the day, Australian governments don’t actually DO anything. They tinker around the edges of a system that’s really controlled by mining companies, real estate, a grocery duopoly, the United States and self interest in one of the above.
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Casey Affleck throwing out a cut out of Ana de Armas outside Ben Affleck's house the day after her and Ben Affleck broke up
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My face when the charity mugger asks me for a high five at the entrance of a busy train station at peak hour
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I hate when you are walking behind a guy and he looks back expecting to see his wife or whatever and gives you his "looking at my wife" face - I'm not your wife brother
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Tones and I had to have the most grating voice in the storied history of pop music my lord
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when I'm walking past and see a guy with heaps of tattoos waiting at the tattoo shop it's like - that's the last place you need to be mate you already have some of those
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(Drake singing voice) I fell in love with a girl in 3rd grade (Drake rapping voice) it was yesterday tho
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And if I lose that job I love that I will not be eligible for any unemployment benefits because I should have been saving more of the ~40% of my salary I'm allowed to have after tax, superannuation and tithes to property owners
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Honey what's wrong you've barely worn your Leon The Professional pants
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The woman who claims there is BILLIONS in fraud from medical billing owns a medical billing company 🤔🤔🤨🧐
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please mr Scott Morrison I am tiny lamb Rebecca, vegan terrorists have seized Melbourne's capital and will not allow me to be eaten. please send drone strike to free the people of Melbourne
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