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@_Jaguar_J

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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@JeIIybuns I always wondered why only Korean American celebrities have olive/tan skin while every Korean star has the same shade of Snow White skin.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@InSzanity__ @TokyoToolie @em_dee_ess Clean under your nails G. You ain’t never goin be allowed into anyone’s genitals with those digger nails.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@elaifresh She would hit a pedestrian in broad daylight at the cross walk and blame the pedestrian.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
3 months
@jjxxsm Bear culture does not exist in Europe; they got hella old ass twinks over yonder.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@MinajAirCon @InSzanity__ @TokyoToolie @em_dee_ess He rude as fuck tryna tell people how to take care of their natural hair when he can’t even take care of his nails 😵
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@Northinferno @ryehateithere Gays say this but be copying the shit out of female aesthetic and innovation 🤣
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@keepinupwitkika @WrittenByHanna Adult men will start ill advised relationships with teenagers and act shocked that a teenager behaves like a teenager and not an adult.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
10 months
@shopahole @houseofhazel And I want to take the shortest route possible to the train door.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
6 months
@InventingSy @ifiwerearoy @DiaryOfKeysus @K_Ambitiousguy I also know Shawtybae and ChriseanRock, why weren’t they invited?
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@WrittenByHanna It’s crazy to think Shakira and Miley Cyrus are going through the exact same emotions rn
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@malthearcher He ain’t exactly a Nazi, but he ain’t exactly a Social Justice Warrior..
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@talleyberrybaby My attraction to men is so distinct from my attraction to women, there’s almost 0 intersection.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
7 months
@crystalsnpurge Well it’s very obvious attention fishing…body dysmorphia or not, she knows she’s in the lower percentile of leg sizes in her peers 🤷
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
9 months
@profit_is_theft Israelis live in this fantasy that they can restore their ancestral homeland to a purely Jewish state..but it’s a farce; the Levant has always been home to dozens of ethnicities: Assyrians, Palestinians, Jewish, Druze, Yazidis, Kurds etc.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@neiman_marxist_ You must not be using the app love.👄
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@rejectedhannah One of ‘em Tennis boys is in it, lol.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@arieskinglucas @yoggmurrt I’m pretty sure 3/4 of Mitú’s writers and staff are white Latinos.
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Gaybereal 🍋
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@fuglibetty She’s the worst of us all ~<3
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@Seyi_17 @oreosforsel @duasgay That’s a lie. There’s a whole sub genre of e boys on tik tok and Twitter that hides their acne in dark lighting.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
10 months
@reputanush I can name like 10 pop punk songs with that almost exact same chord progression…I promise you Miley Cyrus didn’t first use it 💀
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@fiImaker Conquistador!
@mensajetuyo
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taylor swift: hola estoy loca y me voy a suici jack antonoff:
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
5 months
@zedonarrival It’s Ziwe, not Gayle King.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
11 months
@TheStephenator @ReeseGhost @MeganBitchell Teachers stopped engaging with you in class because you argued for the sake of arguing without ever listening, didn’t they?
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@1MikeCorleone @Chameleon876 The same tit they’ve seen while feeding as a baby? Adam Levine’s nipples were out for the whole show and not a chirp.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@teleenid @LouisPisano $$$ for a dermatologist.
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Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@cursedhive It’s the fact I still haven’t heard one second of Kim Petras’s verse, and it’s technically her song.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@Blake_Allen13 @Goldrushprob Most companies in the US union bust, and it’s a valid reason to boycott..you don’t have to exaggerate and tell your mom she’s donating into the genocide fund. As for me, Starbucks coffee is incredibly mid, and I’m a former snotty barista.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@CriminalUnionFW The bears are joining the meeting as we speak
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1 year
Black bear spotted causally swimming at a beach in Florida 🐻 🏝️
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
11 months
I sure do have an “old soul” and yes, there is “sugar in my tank”!
@historicalfits
empress sissi
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really enjoyed the polite way old people would call you weird as a child. “You march to the beat of your own drum” hell yea i do
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
10 months
@catloverwon @bklynb4by I’ve handed bouncers $20 before to let me in before…I imagine it’s not any harder for a celebrity.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@CaseyDrewGrande @PopCrave The royal family isn’t allowed to get cosmetic surgery, but now that’s he in LA he’s definitely due for some hair plugs
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 month
@diapossibly Dating culture has been so lost, we don’t even check for basic compatibility before fantasizing about hypothetical experiences.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@former_gcup The only people who say this are upper class white people who never had to work a good service job when they were 15.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 month
@fatpussyhex You really can’t heal from BPD, it’s not like depression, it’s like if you broke a bone and it healed but not quite right. You can’t heal from BPD anymore than you can heal from Autism. Best you can do is have good coping mechanisms.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@bigbvrgvndy Praying for Midway 🤲
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@meilixzn @strawbewwyboof The exotic animal trade isn’t cute no matter where it is. The problem is the culture behind exotic animal trade that has increased contact between animals and humans that normally never interact.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
9 months
@BeatleZombie @feminterrupted You do know there were existing Palestinian/Mizrahi Jews in the area. At a certain point you become so far from your roots they’re only a fraction of what they once were. The majority of Ashkenazi Jews are culturally European and American.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@MekaBanks_ I mean nothing wrong with not being a bubbly person, but her and Liam just weren’t compatible. She tried hard to make it work though. I’m not a bubbly boy, so I would never try to date one.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
11 months
@quail_girl @insectbrah How is Dianne’s life not better? She found a man/bison? who was willing to accept her as she was, and not Mr Peanutbutter who kept encroaching on her boundaries bc fundamentally they’re very different people.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@WrittenByHanna I used to make edibles and cannabutter/oil has a very strong taste…it’s best to put it in a cookie/candy and get it over with…the aftertaste is terrible!
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
11 months
@WrittenByHanna Tbf, so is Cillan Murphy, his face card isn’t declining! If he was a gay man, he would HEAD TWINK. Jeremy Allen White is cute…I guess.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
9 months
@MerhRosales @PopBaseUpdates @Nofeartohorses Close, those are twists! Which is a better fit for looser curl pattern such as Shakira, box braids are eh.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@merensointu @nujabesCD A small business fucked me on my taxes by saying I was an independent contractor (I was a server), most small businesses have the same consciousness as large corporations, without the profit.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 month
@D_nastyyy_ @F466OT No he means legally he cannot tell you.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
8 months
@precisionfires1 @FlamablePajamas @AuntyCarpetWeed Palestinians have just as much, if not more, Levantine DNA than the average Ashkenazi Jew who on average have substantial European admixture, gtfoh. You’re gonna say Palestinian Christians who were the first followers arent native to the land?
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@WusssTheWord @AaronGodlan @Thecozyiest Gangsterlicious was most likely a satire on Diddy🤭
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@CGCentralHD98 @PopCrave @THR They’re both biracials.
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Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@tyler02020202 Premature balding.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@cesarmvm “Viva La Raza” is just blatant Mestizo supremacy cmon now.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@octatate I’ve seen Marvel CGI worse than this..
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
6 months
@thetiarawillis @WrittenByHanna I used to exfoliate daily and struggled with acne because I used to daily exfoliate my face, and as soon as I switched to once a week or so, it eased up, along w/ diet changes. Sometimes leaving it alone is best :/
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@lovedoveclarke @hypnossthanatos Ew, peanut butter Stan’s are so weird to me..why do you have the tastebuds of a dog.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
3 years
@chibarbi She goin need that money to recoup on those sunken costs for producing Flopping Worse Than Ever 🥲
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@baraisbliss @suckmyverga Oh he didn’t look anything like that in the movie. 🤯 it took me a minute to figure out he played her man.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@RivalJerry @NatsMusicTeachr @aliciatcrosby You didn’t say it explicitly but the white anti lockdown protesters didn’t get gassed because they were armed while the majority black unarmed Minneapolis protestors were gassed and beat.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@PesoQwam @MsB29 @thatswatgetsme @mikiminachsays Damn, she’s gorgeous! Thanks for illuminating it for the internet. As for you, you should have left that tacky ass tracksuit in 2016.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
3 years
@SantosJ867 @noeplicam Are you being sarcastic or just being willfully ignorant that Mexico shares a large land border and tumultuous antagonistic relationship with Central America, Chiapas, and the Yucatán.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@is2iah @ShalhoubRenee @niggaolas “Gays stop trying to come for other’s looks (especially women) because you can’t formulate a real arguement” challenge 🤡
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 months
@askvitaliy_ @max_fightzz At the speed he was going, you could’ve looked both ways never seen his car and still got hit.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@RivalJerry @NatsMusicTeachr @aliciatcrosby So what you’re saying is that minorities need to be armed to the teeth in order to gain respect in this country? I agree.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@Masc4FemFatale Charli XCX fans are pushing 30; they’ve had time to find work/
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@AssistantRegMgr @ajoannax Replace sis with girlfriend or any other yt equivalent, and she still mopped the floor Ms. EYAWW. 🥲
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@tyler02020202 Because you’re white. Milk is not good for a good 75% of the world.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
1 year
@Reghefaoui_ @OhItsRyan No you’re not. You’re going to go back and forward in emails until you give up bc there’s not even a manager you can whine to.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@dahliepop @Pookiepolly777 Listening to your body is inherently flawed because it acts on instinct instead of logic…if I listened to my body everytime I felt a sense of arousal I would be ran through like a marathon street.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@MsBlaireWhite As someone who lives in Chicago, gun laws are fucking useless. All they do is make it more complicated for the average person to be able to defend themselves while gang members and the police maintain their huge power imbalance over the people.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@catholicguilter They are extremely pretty! Unfortunately, that song was hot garbage; at least half the band needs to be a little funny looking to make killer music.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@bunnysnack @snackreevess @enbylu Full on Communism doesn’t work and has never worked. A hybrid between the two is the best solution I.e socialist democracy that still heavily regulates corporations.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@skinnyprinsess It really is that simple!
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
9 months
@BeeBabs It was stressful at the time, but it did teach me some hard life lessons young. You either learn to trust your instincts and red flags when dating young…..or you end up like that Tubi girl and let a pornstached man look up a “Spotify playlist” on your phone.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@arpedax @ksc1m0ne People reproduce out of happiness not stress, wtf.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
3 months
@jenni__tolls You misread, after 20 years being gay, I’m curious about the other side, that kinda “straight curious”
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
3 years
@PeriwinkelxDuck @lia04832586 @SupremeBear_17 @yvesmaraj And you deserve an oil refinery on that scalp 😬
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@GamerBoy07777 @MilkMagnate There’s unathlethic people of every race. But to act like Black women don’t dominate Track and Field is delusional, moreso than those snow bunnies you hopelessly chase after.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
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@kidasnow Dairy is the Devil for the majority of non white people!!
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@WrittenByHanna Add to the technically sexy but no sex appeal list ✍🏼
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 months
@TheeMokonzi The porn industry is inherently exploitive. Most porn stars are just cogs in the machine and don’t put two and two together until far after their career is over.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
4 years
@MsBlaireWhite @ledzepptim Guns are necessary for the people to have some kind of leverage against an authoritarian government.
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@_Jaguar_J
Gaybereal 🍋
2 years
@tinnkky Maybe TJ Max or Ross macarons, but one from an actual bakery, never.🫤
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