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@reporterporter Women are literally the only people that can get pregnant.
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@WomenPostingLs I mean this is a Man L.
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@ericswalwell Posted without comment.
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@manzpleigni How are you real?
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@miakhalifa Explain the last elections held there genius.
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@RepSwalwell What happens when we go into yours and type Fang Fang?
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@WajahatAli Have you thought about not tweeting?
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@VoteAnnJohnson @DonnaHowardTX @GinaForAustin @VikkiGoodwinTX @EddieforTexas Wouldn’t your “job” require you be back in Texas, where you were elected, and not D.C.
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@tinykinseyscale Oh no I tweeted something stupid and am being held accountable what ever shall I do.
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@yashar Fixed it
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@Catfatmatty @heyadiana All public sector unions should be abolished.
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@vaccinatedRN @arghavan_salles Wear one if you want. We literally don’t care.
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@nycDSA Move there and fight with them you cowards.
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@Starznreyes @ChrisDJackson A guy that has been on two vacations while this disaster has been going on?
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@carronJphillips You stink like poop.
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@KeithOlbermann @ChayaRaichik10 Kevin - I just want my burger please.
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@CollegeDems Manchin > AOC
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2024 in a nutshell
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@BeccaBeckery Okay spaz.
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@grantstern Why do you have hidden replies?
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@16ozbeer @IlhanMN He didn’t create a peace deal between Israel and the PA. Nice dunk attempt though.
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@raphael91983947 @AOC No - they’re making Congress actually do it’s job.
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@EASPORTSCollege Add bald coaches to the game!
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@WhiteHouse One was passed by Congress and the other was via an executive order without congressional approval.
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@anarchypup @chenweihua @JarJarFan69 @MarshaBlackburn Got it. You’re siding with the Chinese. The same folks that are right now are participating in genocide.
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@matthewjdowd I’m totally blaming him.
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@harryjsisson Harry - you don’t have to debase yourself like this. The money can’t be worth it.
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Look who showed up Met Gala after Ramadan
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@RepSwalwell Makes sense.
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@mj_lee He is also a holdover from the Regan, H.W. Bush, Clinton. W. Bush, and Obama administrations.
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@jacobin Or and hear me out….learn to code.
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@KrisB_Brown Yea - he saved lives like a hero. So he’s a hero.
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@JacquiHeinrich These people can’t be surprised. Did they see what he did on the campaign trail?
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@LaraLeaTrump It’s like an angel is singing. If that angel is tone deaf and hates Tom Petty.
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@alexthechick @omriceren Correct. They deleted it.
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Deleted but not forgotten
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@Timodc Maybe a lawyer shouldn’t lie on the stand.
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@ClimateEnvoy so like - not flying a private plan like you do?
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@AMFraserNBC @NBC_VC @SFFakeNews @CCDHate You are not a journalist you’re an activist.
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@ProfBillMcGuire Updated your bio for you.
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6th place is weak and gay.
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@MichLKosinski You can’t be this naive.
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@benjaminhaddad @ForeignAffairs Quick question - where did this start? Follow up: what government kept this from the world? I’ll sit here and wait for your response.
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@PardonMyTake This lady.
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@cmhayden10 Sure you did.
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@Alex_94706 @CDCgov If you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst……
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@AmoneyResists @RexChapman Just say what you really want to call him.
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@SirajAHashmi @BenMorrissey16 list Siraj please. My eyes didn’t need this today.
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@redsteeze I did it!
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@sairaspooks I’m going to buy that game so hard now.
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@PeteButtigieg Don’t you have some transportation to secretary or something.
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@PPFA Uh oh here’s a blank template so people can know how they feel about planned parenthood.
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@yashar Man. People really have no idea about Scientology. It’s nuts.
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@quasiasher @nycsouthpaw It’s as if a person with a recent stroke vying for a public office should probably release his medical records and shouldn’t need these accommodations if he wants the job of a US Senator.
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@cliffschecter Cliff, buddy - it isn’t too late to delete this tweet and admit you were wrong.
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@DrEricDing @jordanbpeterson Didn’t you send your kids to Europe so they could attend in person school during COVID?
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X-ray shows butt plug stuck inside ‘mortified’ woman
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@LindaBernfeld @MeidasTouch Linda - don’t lie in the internet.
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@DeadWelch @barstoolsports @KFCBarstool @KFCradio Tough guy alert. We’ve got a tough guy here.
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@CTULocal1 Public sector unions should be abolished.
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@jemelehill You really are one of the worst.
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@JeffChristo4 @4JoshReed That’s actually a good thing. Means you be hospital staff are complying with Hippa.
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@hnrmartin How do we pay for those solar panels? Where are they made? You realize solar only works when it’s sunny. What is Alaska supposed to do in the winter?
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@RexChapman Bet he’s never had to steal items to pay for gambling debts either.
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@kasie Why didn’t he take questions?
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@AmericanAir @clm720 You’re telling on yourself.
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@BrianSTL19 @the_moviebob Yea people hating a film that sexualizes little girls are the toxic ones.
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@C4PWN @TimJDillon It’s the rule.
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@usatodaylife You can still delete this.
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@DanRather What about making up stories about Presidents?
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Look who showed up
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@Jared_Carrabis Jared. Not sure if you knew this but they lost last night and can’t go to the World Series now. Really hate to see it.
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@QuayeRoyal @IzaBooboo There would be no hostages if Hamas didn’t invade Israel.
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@stewartforiowa It’s like you want to get ratioed.
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@NoLieWithBTC No Lie - people should pay back money they knowingly and willingly borrowed.
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@BNONews Need an updated picture.
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