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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
@BazzaHolloway @sportbible @_DHOTYA Youโ€™ve edited that mate. Iโ€™ve watched a few times and canโ€™t see any wood?.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Turn the cameras off for a streaker but happily zoom in on a bloke in critical condition and his family. Fucking disgrace!!!!.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
@itdoesntmxtter1 @FakeTaxi Fancy a tug do ya ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Iโ€™d love to tag credit for this as itโ€™s superb but unfortunately not my work ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Just got IDโ€™d for neurophen, phoned other half to moan. Told me I should of shown her my hairline. Day ruined.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 year
USUALLY IN TRAINING THIS COMES OFF DOESNT IT LITTLE OWEN
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
no doubt the media Jump on the RIP @carolineflack1 bandwagon. You fuckers are undoubtedly a major contributing factor in her doing this! . Still promote mental health though wonโ€™t you ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
World lost a great woman today. Love you Nan ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Real shame, looks like I wonโ€™t be winning my ticket to watch frome town.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
@westburyutd @JustGiving FROM ALL THE BOYS IN THE FIRST TEAM WE APPRECIATE WHAT THE CLUB DOES FOR US! ๐Ÿ‘
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
All Iโ€™m saying is you wouldnโ€™t catch Greg fucking Kirkyโ€™s mrs !!.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Goalkeeper full on getting his todger out for a waz mid game ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@LadHumour @SundayChants @FootyAccums
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Good seats tonight. Just behind the dugout. Superb!!
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 months
@jackecoaching @trundle_anthony Best bit is. the ex proโ€™s get it all for free as well ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Come on
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
@rioferdy5 And departed.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
18 days
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
7 years
Hello @kfc can you please shut down the Trowbridge store, because all the lobster handed retarded virgins get the order wrong and take ages.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Iโ€™m done. Goodnight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@ItsNotGoneWell
ItsNotGoneWell
3 years
Twat ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Lj looking for Devizes in the title race.
@dungey2002
Martin Pearce
2 years
Congratulations to all involved with @TrowTownFC on their win today securing the position of Champions of the @WiltsLeague
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Very quiet today ๐Ÿ˜‚@BradfordTownFc #Shagfordtown.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
26 days
Avonmouth
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Me and the ๐Ÿ โค๏ธ
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
๐Ÿ.
@Sporf
SPORF
5 years
๐ŸŸ 1st game in the Estadio Josรฉ Alvalade. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Ran @ManUtd ragged for 90 minutes. ๐ŸšŒ @ManUtd players sat on the coach whilst a deal was agreed. โœ๏ธ THIS is the story of how @Cristiano signed for @ManUtd.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
9 months
Shaggers and hatch
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
@433 City played a friendly against United ?.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Fucking asses fell out ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Very quiet chaps. Must of used all there data tweeting about winning the crapabao cup last week.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
@EbanieBridges Shall I message pinder privately.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
@FromeTownFC Hope I win
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
How it started vs how it ended
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
11 months
Any teams doing social today? We ainโ€™t as got 7 Pepsi drinkers, 4 lads going round BnM rests phones are broke or got bad signal.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
What an anniversary!!!! JUST BET ME ANAL WE WOULDโ€™NT GET A THIRD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
6 years
Jordan Pinder. Buys van for 3k.Insured van for 2k.Taxโ€™s van for ยฃ275. 3 days of driving van breaks down on motorway and has to wait 2hours for roadside assistance. #JORDANVANDER.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Please if you could spare any change it would be so helpful #skint.
@PlymouthPFC
Plymouth Parkway FC
4 years
With new ground works at Bolitho Park due to begin, the club have set up a Just Giving page to help fund the project. For more information and to donate, please hit the link. A retweet would also be hugely appreciated. Thank you in advance .
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Southern league budget activated
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
PINDERS HOME
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Superb memory on the phone today @Dannyj66 @westburyutd ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Any goalkeepers in the local area please get in touch with Bradford town.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
@FLWN_ This is the best for me, tough one on azpi or ivanovic. Went with essien over ballack or makelele. Also hard. Rest of them surely everyone picks.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
7 months
If we go through Iโ€™ll go out next game full kit boots shin pads the lot.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
3 points to safety.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Fuck me Iโ€™m class.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
@BradfordTownFC
Bradford Town FC
2 years
CLUB STATEMENT: Managerial Appointment. The club are delighted to announce the appointment of Jamie Jordan as the new First Team Manager of Bradford Town FC. #BTFC
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 months
Yer bloke videos himself slapping the chair ๐Ÿ˜‚.
@Jim_Keoghan
Jim Keoghan
2 months
These sort of โ€˜fansโ€™ have obviously never been to a game, but just in case they ever threaten to, can the FA not issue a preemptive life time ban?
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
6-1 ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 months
@BradfordTownFC
Bradford Town FC
2 months
90โ€™ - Pinder receives a red card. [2-1]. #BTNODD | #BTFC.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
11 days
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Iโ€™m done. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@City_Chief
City Chief
3 years
Bruno Fernandes arrives at the.#BallonDor:.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
19 days
Goal 3 points. on top. Not the hair.
@BradfordTownFC
Bradford Town FC
19 days
WE LIKE IT! ๐Ÿ’™. [1-0]. #BTNDEV | #BTFC
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
8 days
WHO HAS BEEN IN CHARGE OF THE MONEY LAST 4 YEARS ๐Ÿคฏ.
@westburyutd
Westbury United
8 days
Club Statement :. Further statement from the managers will be issued in due course.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
6 years
Had a weird dream that we'd won two fa cup ties 3-0 last night. Soooooo strange brooooo.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
How it started Vs How it ended
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 year
LJ SCORED AN OVERHEAD WITH HIS SHLONG.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Iโ€™m interested in shagging maya jama aswell.
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
2 years
๐Ÿšจ Manchester United are interested in signing Casemiro from Real Madrid, as they're finding it difficult to sign Frenkie De Jong. (Source: @marca).
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 month
Owen Bartley highlights vs Bradford
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
11 months
Glad I finished work early, drove 1hour 30! Ran around like a bunch of Cuntโ€™s to get home at 11.30pm for absolutely fuck all reason ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.
@BradfordTownFC
Bradford Town FC
11 months
Club Statement: Wiltshire Senior Cup.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Iโ€™m alive. After Sunday Iโ€™ve spent a fortune, smashed my phone up and caught COVID. Up the Wembley #imstayinghome.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Was only going 20 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 month
To the Warminster fans shouting at me. Suck my cock ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@BradfordTownFC
Bradford Town FC
1 month
45โ€™ - GOAL! YESSSSSS!!!! ๐Ÿซก. Witcombe is fouled in the box and Pinder fires the penalty home!. [0-1]. #WARBTN | #BTFC.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Same.
@BeWarmers
BenchWarmers
5 years
Cristiano Ronaldo breaks down in tears during interview with Piers Morgan. Heโ€™s upset that his father never got to see how great he became. This is heartbreaking. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
How is getting your penis out worthy of a lifetime ban but spitting at someone and racial abusing them only 4 years? Thanks. Look forward to your reply? @FA.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Fucking get me in that shithole now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@goldilocksrocks
Morgers
4 years
Every single Wetherspoons at 10am on 21st June .
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Fuck off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@Modmuffin
Tears of a Clown
4 years
Dwight Yorke leaving the maternity ward 27th May 2002.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Right this has gone on long enough, liking my tweets now replying to me on Instagram, shall we just go on a date or something!! @EbanieBridges xxxxx.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
8 months
SUPERB WHAT A GREAT READ @BradfordTownFC CONSIDERING IT WAS NOT LONG AGO YOU WERE SINGING LADS CLUB SENT YOU DOWN AFTER DRAWING 1-1 WITH US ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@HfdLadsClubFc
Hereford Lads Club FC
8 months
CLUB STATEMENT ๐Ÿ“ | It is with deep disappointment that we wish to inform you that the Hereford Lads Club 1st Team, Lads Club Reserves and Lads Club Colts will be pulling out of the Hellenic League Premier Division and Herefordshire Leagues with immediate effect.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Just glad me an lj are loyal and stuck with the ๐Ÿ and won the trophy.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Day 2 - really starting to see signs of improvements now. #JordanDragder
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Fuck off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@sportbible
SPORTbible
3 years
Throwback to the time when Daniel James was so fast the commentator did *this* ๐Ÿคฃ.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
7 years
Signed @westburyutd programme for sale. Pm me ๐Ÿ‘€
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 month
@westburyutd Ultras gonna look hard as fuck holding mummies hands and a flare in the other ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Pinds
4 years
Ronaldo or Sam jordan idk???
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 years
Really mastering the art of volleying.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Hahahahahahahhaahhaahahahah.
@thatguysjokes
T G J
4 years
Prince Archie at the Windsor Castle Christmas party
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Pinds
5 months
LEFT FOR MORE GAME TIME. BENCH.
@WarminsterTnFC
Warminster Town FC
5 months
Tonightโ€™s Lineup
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Pinds
4 months
UTB ๐Ÿ
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@TrowTownFC
Trowbridge Town FC ๐Ÿ
4 months
We are pleased to announce the signing of former Devizes Town striker Derek 'DJ' Wheeler to Trowbridge Town FC ๐ŸŽ‰. An experienced striker, DJ has a keen eye for goal, racking up 21 goals in 20 games for Devizes Town during the 2022-2023 Wiltshire Senior League season ๐Ÿ‘€. DJ has
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Forgot to tweet last night . 3 points to safety.
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Pinds
5 years
Gonna have to set up an only fans to earn some cash if this virus knocks me out of work ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Pinds
11 days
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
4 years
Honestly this virus must be so clever, it even knows not to go in pubs before 10pm now ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Leon vs perrin.
@alrightfans
Alrightfans MBE
2 years
Another international goalkeeper getting obliterated by a rocket ๐Ÿš€
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Pinds
4 years
Wallop
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
Anyone that runs a business today, unlucky. Cause fuck all is getting done ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
1 year
Me and a lad that used to take pens for Bradford
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
9 months
Hatch got his top off now. Looks like Casper the ghost mead is doing well few spots on the chest (mrs shaved it last night) wits had couple buds not said much as scared of getting rinsed. Stay tuned.
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Pinds
6 years
Opening day then โšฝ๏ธ . @StevieHulb to open his sin bin account, @kovacs23 to score a penalty and @RyanBole1 to get sunburn going in at 15/2.
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Pinds
6 years
Up the Westbury.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
2 years
@theJeremyVine Grown adult gone home to make this video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Pinds
9 months
@BradfordTownFC @simmonds7_rob One of the greatest blokes ever met because of footie although Iโ€™m shit I wouldnโ€™t be half the player I am if it wasnโ€™t for this bloke! even dressed me up as Britney Spears on a night out. The biggest achievement is how you put up with me for all these years. Thankyou mate.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
5 months
3 points to safety. #jordandickder
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Pinds
4 months
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
@WestburyU_Res All the best lads, what will bee will bee.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
6 years
Ainโ€™t seen a pen like that since Kovs pen for us @westburyutd against @BradfordTownFc Boxing Day.
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@jordanpindybum
Pinds
3 years
Have a gooden boys, put my work top on to cheer you on.๐Ÿ˜‚ @westburyutd
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Pinds
6 months
3 points to safety.
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