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Co-Founder | Product @LightfoxGames . Politics, photography, tech, video games, Seahawks football

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9 months
BREAKING: Dubs has entered the transfer portal, intends to be the mascot for UConn
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OKAY Seahawks fans we have TRAINED FOR THIS let’s win in the fucking fourth quarter
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games at work be like
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@SheRatesDogs “I love my women like I love my veal...” “I hate veal” Probably more on the nose than he intended
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@MKBHD When you buy your new iPhone off of Facebook Marketplace and check the Settings
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@seahawksnerd75 When time travel is invented I can’t wait for the first use to be current NFL teams destroying teams from the 60s 200-0
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new drake meme format just dropped
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@luxuriovs @Robdobi Not Alexme, Alexus.
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Seahawks Fans: it’s not over! Win next week IF: Vikings Win Tonight Week 18: Lions beat Vikings, Hawks Playoffs IF: Packers Win Tonight Week 18: Bears beat Packers, Hawks Playoffs Keep the faith, we’ve still got a real shot to get bounced in the first round of the playoffs 😤
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9 months
Seahawks Twitter right now
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3 years
What if we all, as a family, just decided to not engage in this for the whole offseason?
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#Seahawks QB Russell Wilson wants to explore his options, sources say. But will the Seattle brass be on board or will it mirror last offseason with the hope of running it back? My story:
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Vaccine Requirement Check at @lumenfield update: my line manager said he didn’t need to see a proof of vax, because he believes in personal freedom. 0/2 on this so far @Seahawks
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@Redistrict The plan is simple: Open thousands of Lululemons in rural counties to flip them blue
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@gldivittorio It’s like Uber for rideshares
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@minakimes Lamar. Josh. Geno. Generational talents
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@kilmeade Are the quotes there because Fox PR fed you the line and a copy/paste job was the absolute most you could do here?
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@DafnaLinzer @chrislhayes Who was the third? We might be able to jump a news cycle.
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4 years
Here’s my jersey swap for Richard Sherman
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Richard Sherman is bracing for the circumstances after this season to prevent his return to the #49ers in 2021. “And it will be a sad parting because I’ve really enjoyed my time here,” he said. READ:
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@bestofdyingtwit Ah yes, the CTO that oversees product. Makes total sense.
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@KenTremendous Well-known small town: Brooklyn
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@nothasanabi Looks like the Los Angeles curbs haven’t been nice to those rims either
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@SheRatesDogs “Sorry, well past you’re sexual market value” -Andrew, probably
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@trillspanny @AdamSchefter Politics should stay out of football, then.
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DK discourse 5 min ago: shit! DK discourse now: shit.
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@jonryan9 Heartbreaking. But, I’m sure you’ll do a fabulous job handling another man’s balls, Jon. It’s a skill of yours.
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@jonlovett Did you lose a bet
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@benbbaldwin No it’s this one
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I, for one, think BTS is great
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@donmoyn @tedcruz And a historically bad haircut, too!
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@bestofdyingtwit Tweeted like a man just learning this core component of his new business
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5 years
@legaladvice_txt Kid’s ready to do hard time.
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Lions > Ravens > Chiefs > Trump 2nd Term > Niners
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@AdamSchefter Congrats to the Arizona 49ers
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@JayInslee Got ‘em, Jay.
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@KSeattleWeather Lil’ ferry shot for ya
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2 years
good thing there isn’t a Lemon Law on QB trades
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@travishelwig @DeanBrowningPA He got the message passed along from his girlfriend. She lives in Canada and goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
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@FOS @FootballGirlAna @TDLockett12 The “Nearly a decade” part of this is making me die inside
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@JonRyan9 @Bspapa360 Can the town be Glendale
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4 years
@AOC The Treaty of Versailles just stopped World War I in a single French city, technically we’re all still at war
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3 years
I hacked @seahawksnerd75 and found his tweeting cheat sheet for Seahawks games
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4 years
@SeattlePD Have you heard of... spare batteries
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6 years
@gabrielsherman @chrislhayes Why do “people close to Cohen” never say that he doesn’t have anything to flip on? It’s like they all assume he’s guilty, but are just wondering if he’ll continue to lie about it or not
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@mikepompeo Sorry that you realized you’re a perpetual loser, must be hard 😔
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4 years
@jonlovett @NYTimesWordplay Jon, don’t ask for help on the crossword on Twitter, it’s cheating
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3 years
THE RUSS TRADE IS A LONG CON. Pete and Russ schemed this up. The plan? Plant seeds that Russ was unhappy over the years. Trade. Everyone buys it. Then, when the Broncos try to extend him, Russ comes back to Seattle for a vet minimum and a restocked roster courtesy of Denver
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Feeling pretty lucky this #StPatricksDay .
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@TVietor08 @SteveKingIA *Slink off to be the newest member of The Five on Fox, probably
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@petercoffin Nice X axis you got there
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@RobBase086 @RealMattCouch Getting the meat-sweats to own the libs
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7 years
@trillspanny @AdamSchefter With all the shit going on, it blows my mind that the President expends so much energy to trash some athletes. Owner response is warranted
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5 years
@priaribi @WhiteClaw Remember that there ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws, which includes the laws of nutrition.
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4 years
@NateSilver538 Nate didn't you spend 3 years defending your forecast vs others because yours was at 35% and theirs was at 10-15%? Because, uh, this is quite the pivot
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@QBKlass 700 hours is embarrassingly low
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I, for one, preferred when the Seahawks were ridiculous and winning games.
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. @seahawks listen to the fans, this is what we all really want
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@csmurphy88 @NateSilver538 If a Supreme Court Justice died I guarantee Mitch would try to get someone confirmed in ten days.
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4 years
@TVietor08 I channeled my anger into a matching challenge for Get Mitch. Burned through $1,000 quick, now giving another $500 with a max match of $50 per receipt. Come spend money with me
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4 years
I’m fired up and mad as hell. Reply with a screenshot of a donation to the Get Mitch fund and I’ll match it, up to $1,000. Let’s go.
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@JeffreyGoldberg @TheAtlantic 70% or 30%? Tweet contradicts headline
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@RMFifthCircuit @chrislhayes To piggyback off of this, it bugs me when people refer to NFL players as “retiring.” If they had $10MM+ career earnings, sure, they’re retired. Otherwise they’re just finding another job. The language makes it seem like they’re set for life when they’re obviously not.
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@minakimes Younghoe Koo revenge game
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@gadsdentruths @AOC So nice of you to conveniently crop out the date! Feb 13th.
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@mattdizwhitlock This has gotta be embarrassing for you
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@votesaveamerica @jonlovett Did a little matching competition to channel my rage this evening. Results:
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AND I’M OUT! Results: $2,004.34 donated from me to #GetMitchorDieTrying $3134.50 of receipt screenshots @‘d at me $2250 of receipts emailed from friends/family who were inspired to give from the tweetstorm $7,388 total to flip the Senate. Still more work to do. Let’s go.
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@EvanHillHB It’s on Bobby’s head at Lumen Field atm hope this helps
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@FootballGirlAna @Seahawks @Delta One day they’ll have the courage 🙏
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@BrickbyBrick49 @grantcohn This is the most hilarious take.
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@Redistrict Nah, nothing to see here. You’ve seen enough.
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@Stretchedwiener @nielslesniewski uhh, how else do you expect the photographer to make a living taking pictures
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@legaladvice_txt It’s only a crime on paper
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@CalebisLOST @lumenfield @Seahawks Very dumb I don’t want to catch Covid at a football game!!!
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Nobody wins
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Any bets on who they sent?
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Standing desks and treadmill desks are so 2021. Time for swimming desks.
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@bestofnextdoor Crime & Safety
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@dkm14 @KevinGarnett5KG we love our short king DK 😤
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@TechCrunch @sarahbuhr Meanwhile, at Peter Thiel’s house:
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Percy likes Liz’s vampire nails 💅
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3 years
I spent $35 on airplane Wi-Fi to watch this game.
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At 3-8, everything should be on the table
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@ITYSL_memes I was already shitposting on your behalf 🫡
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AND I’M OUT! Results: $2,004.34 donated from me to #GetMitchorDieTrying $3134.50 of receipt screenshots @‘d at me $2250 of receipts emailed from friends/family who were inspired to give from the tweetstorm $7,388 total to flip the Senate. Still more work to do. Let’s go.
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@bamaswhodat @trillspanny @AdamSchefter Sorry the athletes’ desire to get racial justice is getting in the way of your fun sports times. Must be really hard for you 😕
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@lucidwrld @Warcraft I mean, they literally forgot the word “First.”
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@Redistrict When it comes to harassing gifs, would you say that you've... seen enough?
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@MikeDugar As I was saying
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4 years
OKAY Seahawks fans we have TRAINED FOR THIS let’s win in the fucking fourth quarter
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@ShaquillG @CableThanos_ Shaq, got a cool one of you and Booger on the sidelines last night. Great win!
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@ScrappyMags @realDonaldTrump Really disappointed this wasn’t P E E TAPE
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@XLuckYxShoTzX @EvanonHB Look, it’s a “stick to sports” in real life!
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