If there is anyone who can make dumber faces when they are happy I’d like to challenge them with this. 5 years ago today I threw the greatest TD pass in the history of the NFL, well not really but in our household it was.
Coach
@PeteCarroll
thank you for everything you did for me and for the city of Seattle. You’re one of the best to ever do it. I’ll miss seeing you patrol the
@Seahawks
sideline in those Air Monarchs.
The Seahawk way is a bit different these days I guess. I could say a lot of things right now because I’m shaking with anger but I’ll just say I’m really disappointed.
I did it. It’s taken 39 years but I did it. It came out of nowhere and now I can’t stop looking at it. It’s beautiful. I made the perfect “R”. It’s the small things you guys.
I have a lot of time on my hands now and my new hobby is hosting comedy shows. Come on out to Everett this Friday to see me,
@sarahcolonna
and
@andrewjrivers
. Tickets here
Seattle you can’t get rid of me. Well, at least Tacoma can’t. Come see me this weekend
@tacomacomedy
hosting shows for
@sarahcolonna
- unless you’re an asshole, in which case please stay home.
Tickets
Before the great Jackie Robinson wore
#42
in Brooklyn he wore
#9
in the minor leagues in Canada. It’s the reason I still wear
#9
to this day. One of my hero’s. Happy Jackie Robinson Day.
.
@sskroughriders
hire a head coach that would do anything for this city, that would do anything for this province. A guy who lives and dies Sasky. It ain’t hard hire me. Let’s do this.
Little girl in the restaurant just lost her shit because her dad ordered her fruit with her meal instead of fries. Dick move dad. I’m calling CPS.
#happyhourtweets