Jon Wurster
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I can’t help thinking he’s chuckling somewhere knowing hundreds of bands with gigs tonight are trying to figure out “an easy Rush song.”
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I still think it's weird that he asks Mr. Tambourine Man, the guy playing the least melodic instrument, to perform a song for him.
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I got excited for a few moments because I thought he was going to be arrested.
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I still can’t understand why they built a highway that goes right into the Danger Zone.
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I know this is the last thing you want to hear today but… the drums in this episode of M*A*S*H* are not period correct.
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Despite bragging to his frat brothers that he would get “more tail than all you losers combined” at Buzzy’s party after the big game, Brad shuffled home alone, taking solace in the red hat he found in a drainage ditch in front of the TJ Maxx on Shelton Street.
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What if, fingers crossed, Biden wins, and the next time we see him his hair is jet black.
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It is with a heavy heart that I bring news that a scene in “Walk Hard” taking place in 1967 features Sabian cymbals. Sabian was founded in 1981.
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For what I’m into, this is the greatest live rock ‘n’ roll performance ever broadcast into a TV.
#OnThisDay
, Jan. 18, 1986. Host: Harry Dean Stanton. Musical guest: The Replacements. Quite possibly the booziest episode ever, as both Harry and The Replacements spent most of the day drinking together. After these performances, The Replacements would be "banned" from SNL.
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It is with a heavy heart that I say: The drums in “Grease” are not period correct.
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Just once I’d like to hear a country singer complement a woman on her loose-fitting jeans.
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The President just said “I don’t know if there’s anybody I don’t have pictures with.” This photo I was sent earlier today of him and Shannon Hoon leads me to believe this is the first true statement he’s made in months.
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Steve was such a good, caring, and funny guy. I will always treasure the night in ‘99 when he took me to Second City to see a show. I walked into the Electrical kitchen at the agreed upon departure time and he looked at my head, smiled and said, “Your hair is peak Mellencamp.” ❤️
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Stephen Miller looks like an astronaut who'd have tampered with the other astronauts' spacesuits.
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It’s 2020 yet I’ve just taken the best indie rock album cover photo of 1993.
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Jeers to all my bandmates for not wanting to do my song "Bahamian Rhapsody." Looks like I paid $2,000.00 for a steel drum that will now be used as a hot dog grill.
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Well, I certainly didn’t have Russell Brand is a creep on my bingo card this year. I had it on my bingo card 15 years ago.
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This is like seeing a photo of Babe Ruth holding a basketball.
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Pretty sure Trump’s major announcement is that it’s the one-year anniversary of this.
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"Fresh Prince" reunion brings back the painful memory of working in a record store in 1988 and a child returning her "Parents Just Don't Understand" cassingle because her dad deemed it anti-parent.
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Every now and then I'm reminded that the first word in "Another One Bites The Dust" is "Steve."
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Literally the only man on the planet who could pull this off.
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Complain all you want but not just anyone can pull off Klaus Nomi meets The Creature From The Black Lagoon.
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Dad (84): “Who are you seeing tomorrow?”
Me (55): (mortified, mumbled quietly) “Um…the Circle Jerks.”
Mom (84): “Oh, I know them.”
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Buried in here is the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer on a country road near my house and I’m wondering if Kid Rock is dating my neighbor Crystal.
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It pleases me greatly to inform you that the drums in the new Bill & Ted movie appear to be period correct.
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Today is the 7th anniversary of the greatest moment of my life.
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Anyone who's ever been in a touring band might find this of interest: It's my understanding that since Neil joined the band in August, 1974, Rush never left a venue after soundcheck.
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What if they discovered a prequel song called "Young MacDonald" where he's a charismatic NYC lawyer who gets disbarred at age 34 for jury tampering and then takes over his sick uncle Roger's farm.
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@JasonIsbell
A few weeks ago I spilled an entire container of General Tso’s Tofu on an audio book about the making of “Blonde on Blonde.”
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In a perfect world, on January 21st, Biden opens a Resolute desk drawer and finds lyrics to several songs Trump wrote about himself that he wanted the Scorpions to record.
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You guys know Trump is doing all this insane stuff to divert our attention from the real news, right?
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I doubt I’ve ever played a show where I haven’t thought about him. For what I’m into, there’s probably nobody better. And the man loved dogs.
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“The Doors” was the answer to this coffee shop’s trivia question and I got 10 cents off my order for getting it right. I started explaining to the barista that Jim was a shaman of the highest order and she gave me a dollar to go away.
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The drum kits in “Rocketman” were period correct but the gong and orchestral bass drum head were not, so I don’t know what to tell you.
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I purposefully sat next to the little stage in this airport restaurant because I knew there was no way there’d be live music at 7:20 AM. The guitar player who arrived at 7:26 is about to start his set.
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Got to see the David Crosby and Linda Ronstadt documentaries this week and I have new respect for them because they both thought Jim Morrison was bullshit.
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Watching a 1978 20/20 segment on the Rolling Stones.
@MickJagger
with the greatest ever description of being a band: "It's like being a really dumb baseball team."
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I come bearing good news: The drums in "The Many Saints of Newark" are period correct.
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3:15 into "The Dirt" and I am very excited by the Goatwhore flyer on young Nikki Sixx's wall. Goatwhore would form some twenty years after this scene takes place.
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I'm very saddened to report that there is a scene in the latest "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where a man plays a set of timbales yet the sound we hear is that of regular drums.
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Just a 52-year-old dude sitting in a drive-thru biscuit restaurant parking lot waiting to purchase a vintage Blue Oyster Cult tee-shirt from another dude.
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A happy birthday to
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Gang, I don’t know how to say this, but the cymbal stands in this REELZ Beatles program are not period correct.
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Accidentally texted “this has nuts” instead of “this is nuts” and I’d like that to be the new “it slaps.”
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Hey haters!! Maybe he didn’t pay taxes for 10 years because it was so expensive to treat his syphilis. Ever think of THAT?
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Yo, Durham burnouts! Step up and spray-paint an “H” between the “N” and the “A” or I’ll fucking do it myself.
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I think we should stop obsessing about the sorry state of current affairs and start obsessing about how well I filled out a pair of store-enforced khakis when I worked at Tape World in 1990.
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I'm not a sports guy so when I saw "Nugent" trending I assumed the creep who thinks he plays R&B and hunts animals from a tree perch shot himself in the chest with a crossbow.
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I’ve been touring in bands for almost 30 years and the only thing in “The Dirt” that ever happened to me is an elderly couple in a hotel hallway telling me to keep the noise down. I was screaming hysterically because my key wouldn’t work and I had to go to the bathroom real bad.
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What if Fauci's vaccine sleeve-roll-up revealed a faded Sex Pistols tattoo.
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It pains me to say the drums in “Hot Tub Time Machine” are not period correct.
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I honestly don't think I could wet dream a more fucked up combination of names.
http://t.co/0uMzJHaJb0
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At least once a month my good mood is ruined by the memory of the man in front of me at a movie theater concession stand asking his wife: "You want corn?"
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Today is the 50th birthday of the most wonderful and legendary
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. First show was Joe Cocker on this day in 1970, but let’s give a tip of the hat to the Twin Cities
#1
party rock band Hüsker Du.
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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t overplay tonight to impress the guy in the audience wearing a Dream Theater t-shirt.
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If you told me in 1965, as the Byrds were riding high with “Mr. Tambourine Man”, that David Crosby would one day block Roger McGuinn on Twitter, I’d have said “How are you talking to me when I haven’t been born yet? Go away, I don’t like this.”
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I played to more people on a Tuesday night at Gabe’s Oasis in Iowa City on my first Superchunk tour.
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First, let’s address the elephant in the room: It’s not a wig. Secondly, NEW SUPERCHUNK LP COMIN’ IN FEB!
Superchunk announce first album in four years, 'Wild Loneliness' — hear lead single "Endless Summer"
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I’ve shared many great experiences with
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Friends, I know this is a terrible way to start this day, but I need to tell you that the drumheads in “Grease 2” are not period correct.
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None of these dipshits realize that Trump would gladly have them all interned in death camps if it guaranteed his reelection.
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I need one more person on this flight to ask me if I’m Ben Folds.
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The inauguration of a new President and this new
@Criterion
“Rolling Thunder” Blue-Ray serving up footage of the greatest live version of any song ever (sez me), both in the same week? It’s. Just. Too. Much.
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Friends, I'm happy to report that the drums in "Killers of the Flower Moon" appear to be period correct.
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David Lee Roth's declaration that "The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is THE CLASH, baby!" is still one of the most enjoyable things ever said.
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I haven’t seen this much ass kicking in Philly since the night i was beaten up for wearing a Culture Club shirt to a Minor Threat show.
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Can you believe this?
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I’m leaving the tour after tonight so I can remain in Indianapolis for this.
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Some words about a very special person who was a big inspiration to many of us:
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Facebook tells me I celebrated the reissue of “It’s Too Late to Stop Now” 4 years ago today. My mother thinks I should do more videos like this, but I can’t risk the injuries.
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They have no idea he would rather die than interact with them.
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One of these days I'm going to be in Eminence Front: A Tribute to early-'80s The Who and you're all going to regret how you treated me.
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It’s a proven fact: all the best Presidents looked like Little League coaches who were just accused of cheating.
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Pleased to report the drums in “The Irishman” are period correct.
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Hey all you jerks mocking the president for using hydroxychloroquine: maybe he’s just taking it to treat his syphilis, ever think of that??
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