@carolvorders Respect, Carol

@AlisonMoyet Great work

@ArianeSherine Now wash your hands

@ArianeSherine Exactly. If only the young Nick Hancock had carefully studied the lyrics of 1970s progressive rock songs - as I did - none of this would have befallen him.

Unimpressed with @Zara bullying small businesses - they need to jack it in (geddit?)

@ArianeSherine Should have given her a triangle

@chainguard_dev who wrote this? (me)

A smack barm pea wet is not exactly a pattie butty, but nevertheless sounds splendid.

RT @BrianKarem: Surely these are true heroes. And stop calling me Shirley

@elizabethalker @BBCRadio3 @obanfiddle @nilsfrahm @TenderCentral @bonaomi1 Missing you already

@ipedrazas Listen/enjoy

@Tetrateio @IstioMesh This link doesn't appear to work...

@Chrissie_c HB!

@ArianeSherine It's mostly harmless

RT @BarristerSecret: Look, if politicians can’t hire their mates and pay them £1,000 a day and engage in sexual congress with them in breac…

@shehackspurple @simongoldenber5 "in partnership with McAfee"... !

RT @IndependentSage: The UK's response to new variants: a story of obfuscation and chaos. Must-read piece in BMJ co-authored by @chrischirp…

@TracyAnnO Mugging up for a (very impressive) Celeb Mastermind

@ArianeSherine And same question to contestant number two please Cilla

RT @KevlinHenney: The Stoics were interested in decoupling and unit testing: The chief task in life is simply this: to identify and separa…