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@jonatronic5000
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5 months
@JOEL9ONE Remember like 6 months ago when your phone made a sound to test the emergency broadcast system and it was supposed to activate your vaccine nanoparticles and turn everyone into zombies? Funny how that just kinda faded away.
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@hans_kohlhase @Phil_Lewis_ Don't forget the "wine teeth", folks!
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@daveanthony @ShelleyMatheny @charliekirk11 God caused Trump to win in '16! And then Biden to win in '20 And then Trump to be indicted. God's not a fan
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@OGsimplelogic @AricToler The tattoo that doesn't implicate my favorite hate group looks real... The ones that do are clearly CGI added by the CIA and illuminati.
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@tait67539942379 @TexMexTed @stukafighter @daveanthony @ShelleyMatheny @charliekirk11 Odd that a state religion was banned in the very first amendment...
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@EBurdine @JamesFLoveIV Sorry to hear that. My mom loved me.
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@RicoSuaveJD @Google_Comms Ah, but which Sunday? ;-)
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@RonFilipkowski But it also overturns the 2016 election, so Hillary would finish the term
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@EBurdine @JamesFLoveIV The death rate for children under 5 is 12%. Your mom must've been a gambler
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@daveweigel I'll take Franz Ferdinand in a convertible for $1000
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@SamHarrisOrg @peterbergencnn Oof, I find myself almost always agreeing with Sam's ability to bring clarity and reason to issues. This is the worst episode I've heard and I've heard em all. Gist: US should've stayed forever to protect women and girls from Islam
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@Paulhawkington @GenoVeno73 I thought Dems had a Venezuelan election rigging machine that made it impossible for Trump to win? Which is it???
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@vio4494 @vanillaopinions And they would be correct. More please
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@_ftknox @stclairashley I feel like you're trying very hard to avoid responsibility for another murderer being in your group
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@katherineOma If I get Corona, I'm going straight to a trump-branded property for my quarantine time
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@jemzkov2002 @thehouseofpod Studies have been done. It's the vaccine. Infantrymen are required to be vaccinated upon enlistment. They also make up 94% of explodey deaths. Coincidence???
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Another disastrous day...
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@richardgibb8 @Ashli_Babbitt Hopefully ashli's family can at least get a refund on the 2nd part of the round trip?
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@MakeupFaded @MattWalshShow @JimmyC1366 @Target True, you're a complete punchline to centrists, liberals, and college educated people. A once-proud party completely obsessed with conspiracy theories and hatred for people making decisions they don't like, boycotting companies that won't even notice.
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@CP2Memphis @richardgibb8 Ashli prob shoulda heeded this advice today... Ah well
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@MoneyTodayShow @mattyglesias Perhaps everyone who incites an insurrection and overthrow of the Capitol... not exactly unreasonable
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Another day, another 18% in the right direction. Still about $26.60 overvalued.
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@BubbaGumpyJR Funny, because he's dressed like a republican running for congress
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@FivePointsWoman @SFBaja2022 @ExpandMajority @chicaloca813 Yes. Except Sinema... we need to primary her into oblivion in '24 with the strongest candidate we can find.
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@christhedon007 @DonaldJTrumpJr If Russian troops don't want to be "massacred", maybe they should get out of Ukraine...
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@uenvydisprince @ProudElephantUS They've been in "throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks" phase for 2 years. Tucker's given the new marching orders
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@Kelly05760695 @DC_Draino @RyanAFournier I do too, but for different, more Darwinian reasons, I suspect...
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@SpITtec @RickVerbanas @pattonoswalt It's funny that using the lord's name in vain is a sin but pretending to be him for 2 hours getting tortured in excruciating detail is considered noble
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@gregkellyusa @JoeBiden Yeah... REAL regular joes wear $1000 skinny tween cargos with 62 pockets for their throwing stars and toothpicks
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@ConcernedCraig @karencollinsnyc @mjs_DC But there's no checkmark on a ballot saying it was a drive through vote. It's scanned into the same machines as an in-person vote... not sure how they could tell which votes to throw out if they tried?
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@Logipath @rahaeli @TaylorLorenz Yup, exactly this. The "sloppy" happens when a mercurial new owner decides to go live with it immediately without checking what compromises were made to begin with.
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@ITGuy1959 @chrislhayes Lol Hunter should step down from office
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@emtfr @jules_su @FPWellman Read it again... He's now convinced it was the shooter after seeing a post where the shooter talks about how much he paid for each of his tats, including swastika and SS.
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@MakeupFaded @MattWalshShow @JimmyC1366 @Target It is broad, because there are so many: Trump won Kari Lake won Feds/Antifa did J6 Vaccines are secretly (fill in the blank) Teachers are trying to make your kids trans Russia only invaded Ukraine because _____ Soros is a Magneto puppet master And on and on...
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@DougJBalloon My first day at Walmart HQ in Bentonville, the HR director asked me who my dream date would be. I picked a girl next door type actress. HR: is she even a relative? Me: uh, no HR: eww, gross!! Then they all stood up and started slapping their beer bellies...
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@CynthiaBetts16 @EricNeiman @ddale8 That was yesterday... today he said he was being sarcastic
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@Revolutionare23 @kferrDC @GeauxGabrielle @MariaArriola4 Lol, don't forget the crusades and the mongol invasions!
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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski They boycotted the NFL in 2017, and we all remember the NFL filed for bankruptcy immediately, never to be heard from again
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@Paulhawkington @GenoVeno73 Joe Biden can do whatever he wants. He has Presidential Immunity. Just ask Trump
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@ishte_wa_toto @annieschulte Ehh, not really. She's a state legislator in MO. She prob has less clout in DC than the Uber driver.
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@GinaSaysSo @holmilford @DonBikes4fun Lol your argument is "why have they been letting me tell this lie for years?"
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@mandersonMN @haralabob Sir, our re-elect fund doesn't have cash to book 4 seasons, but we got the next best thing...
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@iamAtheistGirl If the souls of aborted fetuses go straight to heaven for eternity, and most of the souls of those who grow up go to hell... It seems incredibly immoral for a Christian not to always abort their fetus.
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@MichiganMadein @RichieFed Haha... but they cant take away your dignity! -Whitney Houston
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@spdustin @JGHertzler @chrislhayes He's got golf clubs in Scotland, obviously
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@joshtpm @erichhartmann I have no idea what their politics are, but can say with a high degree of certainty there's a conservative CEO somewhere working hard to pay them less
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@sharon4DJT @abughazalehkat I agree! Close all churches and arrest the pedophiles!
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@Bruceprovine @mattyglesias Ah, damn... Shoulda put ol' Bruce in charge...
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@JoeTrippi My fave is Rick Perry trying the ol' "somebody got ahold of my phone" routine. Classic
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@1st_Julianna @RPenfore @jennycohn1 I agree with your take, but 35mil reg voters would easily make KY the largest state in the union. Have they not updated voter rolls since joining the union?
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@therealjonka @mehdirhasan Lol, that's fine, but ya gotta do better than a quote from princess bride
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@RonFilipkowski Please keep me up to date with any more foreign policy advice from guys famous for getting 4 lines in an 80s movie.
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@FreedomMustache @joelockhart @MaxBoot @realDonaldTrump I'll go ahead and give you permission not to vote for bill clinton
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@julianmarx666 @Maserati777 @bosley_rich Thank you for the article showing that you're lying, that's very helpful!
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@RonFilipkowski Their viewer is gonna be pissed
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@jaf7 @covie_93 The bribery one
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@ThePowLyfe @AccountableGOP Getting appealed is not the same as "has been won on appeal"
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@FivePointsWoman @SFBaja2022 @ExpandMajority @chicaloca813 I don't know who AZ state politicians are, but Mark Kelly's great. We need one more like him.
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@akafacehots @mtaibbi Narrator: It's not
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@weisselbergers Loyalty is usually a good thing, but Jesus, man... to him??? Know when to fold 'em
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@ShotTheSerif @daveweigel You say that but it's still hard to get clean-burning whale oil for my lanterns!
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@ooshdesign @mmpadellan Biden's treasury secretary would be breaking the law if she doesn't... not sure why it's a hard call
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@FitnessFoundry @samfbiddle Doesn't the Vatican still do exorcisms on mentally ill people, too?
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@MaddMikie @ZTPetrizzo @MZHemingway Yeah, it proves that people drive by drop boxes... explosive stuff
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@nickjamesthe1 @samfbiddle I guess that makes all religions true too then?
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@brooklynmarie @thedailybeast Bro, get vaxxed THEN spread the disinfo. Guy got high on his own supply
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@chococluker @2RawTooReal Largest Climate bill ever, paying off student loans, phasing out gasoline cars, KBJ, etc...
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@Malcolm_fleX48 Oooh! And Tulsi's gaining on Williamson for 14th place! Hang in there...
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@Fredc1013 @ClutchPointsApp "Put hands on" is kind of a BS phrase that no one uses unless they're really struggling to make something sound bad. I'll wait for the video
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@BILLSCHOFIELD @chipfranklin Lol, sooo it's perfectly moral to rawdog a porn star behind your wife's back then? Lemme guess, you're a republican "Christian"?
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@mattyglesias They dryness of this sarcasm violates Twitter's rules
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@christhedon007 @DonaldJTrumpJr The US has peace. Ukraine isn't asking for it. By "we", you're referring to Russia. Talk to Ukraine, buddy.
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@DougLain @VeloBouf @mtaibbi @ShellenbergerMD @bariweiss Even Taibbi admitted he screwed up on that one
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@OGsimplelogic @Jasperlope @AricToler How so we know the Nashville shooter was trans? Just because the "media" and "police" said so? C'mon sheeple! Am I doing it right?
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@mtaibbi Lol, what's the story here? They made a judgement call on their own platform, which we still don't know if it was correct or not. Is this supposed to be interesting?
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@OGsimplelogic @Jasperlope @AricToler Is that who the media told you they were?
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@galaxydr1fter12 @StacyCaySlays You're quite the mind reader, huh?
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@MollyJongFast Their proof of voter fraud is the other side has a good lawyer? I mean, they know they can hire competent counsel also, right??
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@lint_ax I like the idea of NASA not telling Elon about the dome and just snickering every time this happens
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@logicrafting @Impulse725 @llave_st The problem is Russia invaded a free country! Surprised you missed that little bit.
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@ZekeJMiller @JonathanTamari It's like blaming my parents for the time it took me to eat my veggies. The broccoli was there.
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@StudsMacKenzie @JoJoFromJerz Huh... Here I was thinking it was Trump and the Republicans?
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@IloiloKano @eric_lbe @txblueblonde @GregAbbott_TX Hate to quibble with your flawless logic here, but uh... if ppl can just walk right in, how does anyone know which ones were already deported?
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@NgoSuvwl @UROCKlive1 @MiaRubee @realDonaldTrump She's got a good legal case for the right to anti psychotics tho
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@Lolirosex @shes_rADIAnt It sure was. It just didn't make the news. You have no idea how common it is for an ENGINE to go out during a flight. Luckily there's 2, and it's easy to land with just one.
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@BobbyAwful @FromKulak @DavidDeutschOxf Having nothing and spending most of your time looking for your next meal would fit most definitions of poverty
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@zerwekh @kannbrown @chrislhayes They watch too much Scooby Doo
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@LDHITE22 @HNTurtledove You pay for police stations too... Try going into one and hitting cops with a flagpole and see how it goes. Don't worry, they have to let you, taxpayer.
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@Kari3Ron @DummieyBlondiey @RMcGee2095 @JoJoFromJerz Good point, Trump teying to use fake electors and inciting an insurrection is quite Luciferian.
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