@McCons Can 0.0 still count? #dryJanuary #day4652

@KrunchingGears @taagnew @BRCrally @Topnav100 @Ryan_Champion @conor_e @SimpsonsSkoda @Mhigginsrally Definitely partied hard. My liver has never really recovered from reporting on F2 BRC!

RT @whippletom: Jimmy Carter, on the time that he had a Japanese audience in stitches

@A1GOY No, that's a bit high-end for my needs. The ones I have max out at PS1.

@A1GOY Yeah, thought I was ready for it, but just never quite felt the love. Perhaps I had to spend too much of my time on planes typing, instead of relaxing. I found the form factor a bit tricky too. I'm happier now with the couple of Chinese retro handhelds that I have.

@comedy_nose Good work!

@A1GOY Lovely. It's Friday, so here's a pic of one of the two rescue kittens that has grown up to rule our house.

@VickyParrott Very partial to a Hygge Guf. Must pick some up when I'm there next week.

@RallyingUK Rallying. It's a rally. But this is rallying.

@McCons It's nearly over, mate. Lots of spare seats in there!

@Jim_Holder That looks an excellent idea.

Ooh! New profile pic. Haven't had one of those for a while. Anyway, thought it was about time, since today marked my final press-day Friday at @AutoExpress. It's been a blast - thanks to the whole team there, who are simply terrific. I start a new gig in early Sept...

@AutoExpress @lawrencetheband I mean, that's the power of @AutoExpress - just a mention that @lawrencetheband is going to feature in a first drive and a few hours later they're playing the @FallonTonight in front of millions...

It ends here, then. My last @AutoExpress car-park meeting for a photoshoot. With @AxleIngram and @AntonyWrites

@AntonyWrites Considerably less than that. (And I love a MK1 Twingo).

@rsp_ingram @AntonyWrites Based on what he had to work with, and the fact that someone else did the first Evoque, Velar might well be Gerard's finest piece of work.

@JPBrods If that meat is actually tender or anywhere as fit as the pastry looks then that will be mega.

Hey @thetrainline, if you can't take payment and sell me a ticket, why do you exist?