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Seattle sports. Trans rights are human rights. Racial justice. Puns. Not always in that order.

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@johndavidfraley
J🥥hn 🌴raley
5 years
Lamar Jackson doesn’t just put this ball in a tiny window — he sneaks it through a doggy door
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everyone should remember Tom Brady in their own way. here's mine
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@JohnnyTatonka @maybealexislost And their medical bills. Let’s see how quickly the water gets cleaned up then
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2 years
Ideally the Yankees would win 115 games and get swept in the ALCS by the Mariners
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4 years
Seahawks win + 49ers loss + Rams loss + Packers loss = Perfect Sunday
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2 years
Russell Wilson is better than he's shown in 2022 so far but the probability that the Seahawks traded him at juuuuuuuuust the right time is skyrocketing
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5 years
It's been six games since a Seahawks opponent was called for offensive holding. This is the second play of the game.
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2 years
For any Seahawks fans worried about paying DK: There's almost no difference between paying a WR $22 million or $25 million. But there's an enormous difference between having DK Metcalf and not having DK Metcalf.
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@johndavidfraley
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3 years
Kam Chancellor is purchasing the Seattle Seahawks
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3 years
Extend Quandre Diggs before he gets to the hospital #Seahawks
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4 years
@chrissyteigen and that's how John Legend stopped making music, kids
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4 years
one of these seasons the officials will decide to protect Russell Wilson's head
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2 years
Tariq Woolen: rookie
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2 years
@WillBlakely3 @1819News As Vanilla Gorilla, first of his name, Pale Lord of the Plaster People, I approve this message
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@johndavidfraley
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6 years
why is the @NFL trying to define what patriotism is when it can’t even define what a catch is
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2 years
That Seahawks-Packers NFCCG comeback was so full of drama that somehow nobody talks about this play
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@johndavidfraley
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9 months
Just watch Julian Love. Don't watch anyone else
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George Kirbys WW2 side part
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5 years
Lifted this from the John Clayton show on 710 — Josh Gordon knows who the real MVP is. Clayton asks him about going from Cleveland to NE to Seattle. “Seems like in this part of my career, I’m trending upwards in quarterbacks.”
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11 months
"and THEN I said we'd actually be doing you a favor by going 9-8 for a decade."
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3 years
@ariadnecrete sure, but do you really want a man who take theseus way out
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4 years
#Seahawks third pick, last four drafts: 2020: Damien Lewis 2019: D.K. Metcalf 2018: Will Dissly 2017: Shaquill Griffin
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3 years
***clears throat*** go seahawks ***awaits likes***
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3 years
five days until we're furious at the 1-0 seahawks
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4 years
Russell Wilson still has more conference titles than Aaron Rodgers
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2 years
bat flip. 100/10 no notes #Mariners
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3 years
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2 years
Russell Wilson leaving doesn't change the fact that Sue Bird was always the Seattle sports 🐐
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4 years
If Josh Gordon isn't allowed to play in the NFL Robert Kraft shouldn't be allowed to own a team
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3 years
A Seahawks calendar Jan: not the playoffs again i hate the playoffs Feb: root against Team X Mar: #FirePete April: mock mock drafts May: mock real draft Jun/Jul: go outside? Aug; wooo fake 🏈 Sep: SUPER BOWL CONFIRMED Oct: fuck the rams Nov: visit cardiologist Dec: win division
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3 years
if punting isn't cool how come these guys were last two Seahawks ballbooters huh
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2 years
Seahawks lose by a touchdown Saturday: season is a roaring success 49ers lose by a touchdown Saturday: season is a crushing failure
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4 years
Seahawks win totals, by year 2017: 9 2018: 10 2019: 11 2020: 12
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2 years
I know nuance is against Twitter's terms of service, but all these can be true at once: 1. Russell Wilson was right to want more $ 2. Seahawks were right to not pay him 3. Both sides will regret parting 4. RW was authentic at times & a fake at times 6. RW was incredibly valuable
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4 years
Imagine trying to follow this election without the training of Seahawks fanhood
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3 years
"Seahawks won't trade for Julio" ~the same people who never saw the Marshawn Lynch, Percy Harvin, Jimmy Graham, Sheldon Richardson, Jadeveon Clowney and Jamal Adams trades coming
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2 years
The Seattle Seahawks have won the Deshaun Watson sweepstakes in the only way it can be won
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4 years
can't believe the gm who drafted the seahawks' best qb ever two wr since 1990 cb ever two safeties since 1990 lb ever while poaching top shelf talent at a fraction of the price in trade and free agency for a decade is going to be allowed to stay on
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3 years
Literally nobody could have foreseen it, but the Seahawks miss K.J. Wright
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2 years
@rodger There's a reason Appalachian St. never schedules Appalachian St. and it isn't because they are them
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3 years
The Seahawks beat a decent Colts team on the road, had the Titans on the ropes, laid an egg in Minnesota, outclassed the 49ers, hung with the Rams until Wilson's injury, and went to overtime with their B team offense last week. They're going to win a lot more games this year.
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4 years
Exceptional game by Patrick Mahomes. Not everybody can throw almost as many TDs as Russell Wilson
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
It's ok to say Geno does a few things better than Russ! Like: • targeting his TE • throwing a decent screen • getting rid of the ball on time Those skills don't make him a better QB, but they sure were fun to see happen in the Seahawks offense, for a change.
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@johndavidfraley
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4 years
Pete Carroll, John Schneider and Russell Wilson are all here together through 2025 at least. Sorry in advance about all the winning
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3 years
Say what you want about the Seahawks, but Pete Carroll isn't out there writing bigotry-laced emails and and Russell Wilson isn't out there casting doubt on the vaccines.
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3 years
Super Bowl appearances leaderboard, active QBs 2 Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes 1 Rodgers, Stafford, Ryan, Burrow, Goff, Garoppolo 0 Jackson, Prescott, Allen, Herbert, Carr, Watson, Tannehill, Murray, Cousins, Mayfield, Wentz It's hard to get there even once.
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4 years
If the Seahawks can't beat the Rams at home when Jared Goff has a broken thumb and Aaron Donald misses half the game, well,
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2 years
Russell Wilson changed conferences and somehow went from the toughest division in football to the toughest division in football
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2 years
hope everyone everywhere is ready for seahawks fans to be completely insufferable again
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3 years
Why am I angry? Because you could get ten 1s and ten 2s for Russell Wilson and still not draft anyone close to as good. You had the asset that's hardest to find, and you exchanged it for a few tries at the asset that's hardest to find.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
The Kraken struggling in year 1, the Seahawks having a down season, and the Mariners being their extremely Marinery selves again really accentuates how special it is that the Sounders have made the MLS playoffs every year of their existence.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
THIS IS A POONA SPIN MOVE SACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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3 years
begone, insect
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3 years
Luke Willson retires. There were several swell things he did as a Seahawk.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
7 months
Nobody else has ever scored 12 seconds into a Super Bowl, and the Seahawks did it in consecutive halves
@cliffavril
Cliff Avril
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One more year of keeping that SB record alive! Fastest score in SB history baby!
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2 years
Ken Walker, yes. Yes yes. But look at this great work by Colby Parkinson
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5 years
Richard Sherman is one of my all time favorite Seahawks and I hope he gets roasted for three TDs next weekend
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4 years
Russell Wilson is the best quarterback in the NFL, full stop.
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4 years
You know who's tired of seeing Russell Wilson? Vikings fans. He's 6-0 against Minnesota since entering the league.
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4 years
@chrissyteigen oh my god no, there's a time and placenta for these things
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3 months
why not? the man completed the most important pass in Seahawks history
@Nerdy_Mike
Michael, but spooky 👻
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Is this acceptable football behavior Seahawks fans? Lol
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
hear me out: the Seahawks could also get, without having to make a trade, DK Metcalf for DK Metcalf
@rotoworld_fb
Rotoworld Football
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Seahawks could get first rounder for DK Metcalf?
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
Peter Clay Carroll, the oldest head coach in the NFL, will be 69 at kickoff Sunday
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3 years
still the 🐐 fake retirement
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2 years
Guardians: so we won on a walkoff homer after 14 scoreless innings Mariners: hold our beer
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3 years
we interrupt this timeline to remind you the seahawks are gonna be good
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4 months
Please may we live in this Ted Lasso timeline
@TylerjAlsin
Tyler 🦅
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Pete Carroll is in consideration for the Seattle Kraken coaching vacancy
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
2 years
Boye. Mafe.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
NFC West offenses are all about erasing the value of linebackers. Freeze them for a tiny but critical moment with play action, run misdirection until they doubt their instincts, force them into mismatch coverage situations in space. In conclusion, re-sign K.J. Wright @Seahawks
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
Fun fact: the Broncos outscored the Seahawks in the final 17:57 of Super Bowl XLVIII and still lost by five touchdowns
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
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Here's why I love love LOVE the Seahawks choosing Mike Macdonald. Short thread 🧵
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2 years
You're not awake to read this, but I'm rewatching the Seahawks' last two games, and Ryan Neal is a starting, legit, playmaking, big-time strong safety in the NFL.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
2 years
***nfl team makes playoffs in a rebuilding year*** WHY DIDN'T YOU WIN A PLAYOFF GAME very hinged
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
words cannot express how glad seahawks fans are to cross wentz's name off the 2022 list
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
Ken Norton Jr. wasn't as bad at his job as everyone on here thought, and was more creative and smart than people gave him credit for, but the Seahawks can definitely upgrade at DC with the move. Hope KNJ coaches his ass off at the next stop.
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3 years
Tre Brown: good
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
A new Seahawks season means having your heart shattered and repaired, simultaneously, in front of everyone, what could be better, I ask you
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
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The universe hath dispensed its reward
@PrideOfDetroit
Pride of Detroit
2 years
Fuck you Seahawks, Now let's get your garbage team into the playoffs.
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3 years
When Russell Wilson behaves like this in the pocket the Seahawks can't be beat
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
The 2022 Cardinals, Rams and Seahawks would instantly be the three toughest divisional rivals he's ever faced in his career
@jasrifootball
JPAFootball
3 years
Mike Florio predicts that Tom Brady will be the #49ers starting QB week one. “I'm telling you, it's unavoidable. He's gonna work it all behind the scenes. I just, I think he's gonna be with the 49ers Week 1. I'm rooting for that so badly."
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I don't want to hear *a single word* about injuries to the Chiefs. The Seahawks played XLVIII without their LT, then finished XLIX without their star DE, NCB, key TE, and serious injuries to three LOB members
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@FanDuel
FanDuel
1 year
Name a father/son sports duo. We'll start: Vladimir Guerrero Sr. and Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
Aaron Rodgers Aaron Rodgers 🤝 putting his future in jeopardy
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You literally could not ask for a more graceful, thoughtful, honest exit from your legendary coach.
@wrongopinionman
RIP coverage LBs
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"It's worth crying over." This message from Pete has been entirely about love. Whatever you take away from his tenure as the Seahawks' head coach, it was about love. Love for the players, love for the staff, love for the team, love for the city of Seattle, love for us. 1 of 1.
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3 years
false. Russell Wilson has sacked Russell Wilson on many occasions
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
1 year
What the 2022 & 2023 NFL seasons are teaching us in real time: • w/o Brees, Sean Payton is Just A Guy • w/o Brady, Bill Belichick is Just A Guy • w/o MVP production from Jackson/Flacco, John Harbaugh is Just a Guy • w/o Wilson, Pete Carroll... might not be Just A Guy?
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
How to fix the Seahawks A) Extend Russell Wilson for 250/5 B) Add 50 mutual void years C) Convert it all to a signing bonus so he costs $5 million a year C) Spend on the defensive line like it's 2013 again
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
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So, technically, he could pinch-hit with the bases loaded in the eighth inning
@RussellHartness
Russell Hartness
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Nelson Cruz just signed a 1 day contract on the field Retires a @Mariners @ncboomstick23
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3 years
not sure how you could watch these NFC playoffs and think "wow the Seahawks really cannot contend"
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
2 years
The San Francisco 49ers have won ten straight games. Hard to envision them losing again anytime soon. Brock Purdy is undefeated as a pro starter. No reason that should change anytime soon. No 2 seed has ever lost an playoff game to a 7 seed. Doubtful it'll happen anytime soon.
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3 years
in his last four games, Rashaad Penny has 69 carries and 6.97 yards per attempt
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4 years
What if a single player existed who could throw touchdowns like Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson combined #MVP #RussellWilson
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
2 years
Seahawks addressed three areas of need, have not reached for anyone projected two rounds lower, and have not moved up or down from any of their four picks. In conclusion: wtf is happening
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
4 years
Pat Mahomes stole all his moves from Russell Wilson
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
2 years
The Seattle Seahawks would be 8-3 with Bobby Wagner. It's a shame they couldn't work out a short lucrative extension
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@beat_valley
grey haired assassin
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
3 years
Don't let Chiefs-Bills distract you from the fact that Aaron Rodgers has lost consecutive home playoff games
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J🥥hn 🌴raley
4 years
Remembering how in 2015, Russell Wilson's 4-year, $87.6 million extension was perceived by many as unfriendly to the Seahawks
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5 years
CNN: Seahawks are in 1st place MSNBC: Seahawks on track to impeach 49ers FOX: Is 49ers DE Nick Bosa a victim of reverse racism in the standings? NYT: We interviewed a dozen 49ers fans from Kentucky to see how recent events have impacted their view of the NFC West
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