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@john_lmfaooo
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3 months
@AR1ANAGRCNDE @FWGRANDEE cause some people be having the GOODIES🫤🫤
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@SomaKazima they be so fine especially when they know how to dance but it be they FAMILIES😭😭😭 it’s either they love our kind or hate us with a passion😭
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2 years
@rapalert1OO NOW JATAVIA!🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@YungMiami305 i thought u was abt to sing here😭
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1 year
@gay_reactions she was gagged omg
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@john_lmfaooo
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2 years
@PlayApex okay one of her finishers is absolutely gruesome. she’s makes somebody choke on ferro fluid. AND DID U SEE HER SITTING ON HER THRONE??? QUEEN SHIT
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@john_lmfaooo
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2 months
@iamnaaomixx @woodzboro i cannot recall a time where they literally said the name of what they are in previous movies unless they just did it in the newest one😭
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1 year
@noobde WILL WE SEE JADE IN MK1
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1 year
@jonathanivan when he said “wait hold on” and “why” it would’ve told me everything i need to know😭 likeeee boy u want me to stay?😝 say less bae we can talk all night if u want to💀
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9 months
@Shamhadkiyon @harajukuhunTy yes he is. he might not of initially did it on purpose, but in the video you can tell he intentionally misgendered them.
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1 year
@adriantwitta @captainyonce atp it was already fucked up so😭
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4 months
@livingthroughJ @NATERERUN and like this was effortless omg
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1 year
@SonayanAjose @Abduls_31 exactly what? “i cant stand you”. wtf that’s all i needed to hear. u won’t have to stand me EVER again💀
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1 year
@youwereoffkey she kinda chewed here idk
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9 months
@sysha2xx @beyoncegarden no literally. i’m not in they face or nothing so move EXPEDITIOUSLY
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10 months
@heylinehey @Afrodite_Amour London was based on Paris Hilton lmao
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1 year
@Christo78377124 @Fergyonce oh…..so we weren’t talking about-
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6 months
@WHOTFISRAVENN @ddpain_ i would’ve corrected him back and said brandy’s brother💀
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2 months
@justt_riyaa @spinbackmecca LIKEEEEE😭😭😭 fuck the pain and repercussions that may follow, i gotta do you that as soon as the camera come on.
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@john_lmfaooo
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1 year
@alexandreBdBFan @0pvlent it won’t be as POTENT as it would be with shit in it lol, but of course it will still have a slight smell. just like vaginas will, regardless of how good u clean them. they’re not supposed to smell like anything other than organs lol.
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1 year
@riversrevenge98 “autistic trade” is killing me so bad idk. like what does that even look like😭
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23 days
@cuddapotato @negressvelaryon what’s the name of this gif😭
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1 year
@ozzvsevildead @captainyonce the simultaneous head turn omg😭😭😭
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1 year
@Sarah6MJ @mamaztheguru i literally think i gaslit myself into forgetting this scene bc i literally forgot it existed omg
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@andreharris89 @DauviDauvi literally the best things i found in ppls likes😭
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1 year
@PorshayHarris1 @beyoncegarden @destinyschild i’m scribbling over beyoncé’s lmao. not to shade beyonce but to be petty
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4 months
@Maxpain144 @1fine_sznn BRANDY OMG!!//?/?/? WHAT IS THIS FROM😭
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5 months
@yhatelayy @empirerobo FUCK ASS?????😭😭😭
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11 months
@SomaKazima @spiceyears the way she threw the mic omg😭😭
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1 year
@Tripolar_B he does not look real here. he looks like a old video game character.
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2 years
@dallasschools not alot of people are going to go on FRIDAY especially if it’s a late start. what’s the point?
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9 months
@LikeIsNas @_demiaa please don’t pmo. that is her older brother and she don’t feel like taking pictures rn. i’m sure he would do anything for her.
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5 months
@rjsprintt @itszaeok like….. didn’t even move a muscle actually
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8 months
@Ctovenn @sheesoovirgoo “gone nd fuck that nigga get it over with”🫤💔
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1 year
@RainyJady literally one of the coolest we’ve seen wth
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6 months
@sicksadchris it’s the way she’s saying it that’s so likeeeeee. omg it’s mesmerizing
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7 months
@outtaminds @itgirlMADONNA @tete2xss @lovenoth0tti3s i really hope that this has and will continue to weigh heavily on the bodega owner for the rest of his life. could have been prevented.
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2 years
@dallasschools literally no one’s going to attend. no one.
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1 year
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1 year
@lSuper_ now they need to start with the reveal trailers😒
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1 year
@MRichspirit @MoreCrazyClips “no shortage of sharks”…..whilst they’re literally endangered💀
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1 year
@noobde ED PLEASE GET RID OF KAMEO CHARACTERS ITS NOT A GOOD IDEA
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3 months
@Its_Julietteee @xanpie @Ettatorial @jaine_carson @WhoYouLoveSean @duhwaynee prayin for my downfallllllll, they wanna be me, ass and allllll, hating on twitter til’ you turn blueeeeee
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1 year
@hxtgrl “AND YOU CAN SIT ON THIS PLANE AND DIE WITH THEM OR NOT, BUT IM NOT GOING TO” WAIT NOW HOLD AWN?????
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6 months
@G5_AR @JoshyBeSloshy i was so concerned about them drinks and that flimsy ass holder😭
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4 months
@real26mic @scubaryan_ gay/bi been a thing so for millennia so idk why it would be cooked now.
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4 months
@likeabuhh @SomaKazima i am from texas and UNFORTUNATELY latinos saying the N-Word is normalized. they literally say the word more than us. every other sentence there it is again.
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1 year
@vannella_ice @Abduls_31 no. “cant stand” is a horrible way to deliver that. and that alone would piss me off because you’re putting me away until you’re ready to “deal” with me because i’m “intolerable”.
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1 year
@jordxnsib @bluepantheress you’d think she would’ve learned after Viktor slit her throat to spit out what she needs to lmao. she def learned the next season fighting Fei tho lol.
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8 months
@Greenuxxx @kirawontmiss “give it to me then, damn😒”
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@jada_crypto @dennis_k_g @Glock_Topickz she literally went “FUCKKKKKKK” in her mind😭
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1 year
@jadawadas @melvsolar wait i’m gagged cause i’m seeing soooo many diff faces wtf. like amy and bertram in the same room? leo and kim? fletcher and milton like what is going ON??😭
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4 months
@John81427309 @DaBawbzz tf does that even mean lmao
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4 months
@uhdohr @BoujeeNBanjee wait that’s not-
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1 year
@burmella now why he had to slam her head on the railing omg-
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1 year
@WeBeenCroft no like sindel carried so bad. just ONE woman would’ve been fine.
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4 months
@micapollo @raphousetv7 nooooo it cut off before the “BUDUSSY!” ad lib😭
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9 months
@prettykingnyc2 @YSLONIKA this is sending me so bad chloe kills me omg
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1 year
@theforeignasia @SexyyRed314_ opened ts in classsssss💔💔💔💔
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2 months
@fivefolklore ANOTHER POWER UPGRADE FOR MOTHERRRR
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2 years
@iamd_young1 @PlayApex if u get hit by all of them simaltanously might aswell leave😭
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1 year
@noobde go ahead and show the reveal trailer for him since we’ve already seen him!
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7 months
@Sierra_0422 @rekkeysopretty @JAIHNDRX “that’s a shame” girl that wasn’t needed at tf all. just say damn and go tf on.
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1 year
@willfulchaos “oh that’s not-….”
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11 months
@AkurePhenix @streetswave @THUGGABEY it’s just funny bc she’s acting like ts is sooooo good but that salad isn’t getting smaller at all💀
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6 months
@FamouzTweets @DiscussAvatar one of my favorite scenes of TLOK. Sue Yin was sooo goated for this. what’s crazy is P’Li probably didn’t even get to process what just happened before she died.
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9 months
@YoutuberJaylin @beyoncegarden YOUR WHAT?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
@DAnteFourPrez @offtaylorgray “i don’t wanna get chew attached buh, i feel like i yallready yam”
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2 months
@staypretty_1909 @BoujeeNBanjee i was looking for this comment bc i’m not seeing the issue???
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9 months
@planet___him @sugxr333xoxo glossy lips and colored contacts….okay girl💀
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2 years
@shhrulshfiq @keyon oh you had to be underground to know about them
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1 year
@sumherehk @ThePopTingz y’all really pick and choose omg
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6 months
@InLeanWeTrust @tbdjango never did you PAY to go see ts and smell some NASTY twerk wind😭
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5 months
@icymauh @jefesfinstaa this will always send me like this reaction is so real😭
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1 year
@TayShinobi idk they’re sounding like a sissy too-
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1 year
@FLAWLESSTJ0HNNY @pkmustdie ever since i read “choi-leray” i haven’t been right😭
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3 months
@cyberleil @dwizzskyhigh THE AMOUNT OF BOOKMARKS OMG????
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2 months
@HtownBaddie @FUCCl exactlyyyyyy. lyrical asf but they off put by him being a man😭
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3 months
@DatBoyJadenn @BadBitchCarta no cause why’d i go “desert eagle in the backseat…….😟😟”
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1 month
@beasstify @1NoelNiks likeeeeee😭😭😭 they are literally calling him all types of slurs
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11 months
@JaWithAnE @PRETTIBARBLUI @SaycheeseDGTL omfg pls don’t have kids. u cant control what they become.
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3 months
@Nihilique @AR1ANAGRCNDE @FWGRANDEE because these pages don’t be doing it sometimes😭 they be knowing good content creators💀
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3 months
@floridanow1 @PicturesFoIder some men don’t get hints/take no for an answer
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1 year
@beyoncegarden and it’s killing me bc when she’s turning her head like that, it’s usually apart of the choreo, but whole time she’s deadass like
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2 months
@rihlordonna @alonzolerone @REDSEASHAWTY this was literally my thought process😭😭 “she kinda look like rubi- but im also seeing ari- and a hint of mariah”😭😭😭
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9 months
@FitzyLeakz @HYPEX they did. it wasn’t that good. chapter 2’s ending is still my favorite probably
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6 months
@LITTYLOHAN @ddpain_ i’m assuming she meant share my world chi😭. i’m gonna give her her 7’s
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@nickirich14 @BoujeeNBanjee like why nobody acknowledging it
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1 year
@noobde ed, everything seems interesting, but the graphics aren’t completely finished right? please say yes😭😭😭
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7 months
@lipfilllers @wokkwizard_ i’m HOPING they meant at such a young age, not sexual orientation.
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4 months
@nashology_ @thelifeofmariah looking dead @ her cause what
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@Spiritlaces @AR1ANAGRCNDE @FWGRANDEE we really lost lowkey😭💔
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11 months
@Kitana_Nina literally i hate this line cause who is she talking about😭
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1 year
@SomaKazima JANELLE AND MARSAI??? LUDACRIS AND MONICA??? (i kinda see it tho ngl). idk who tf that is with yara tho
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