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hello frends and fam & welcome to 2024, i'm bringing back the song vibez of the day again this year, follow along for good times and wacky adventures
link to spotify playlist:
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5 years slipped away like a bott-
well y'all know the rest
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before swifties go and ruin hunter henry's life, please know this is a troll account and not a real reporter
“She came for Travis Kelce but she’s gonna be leaving with me”
#Patriots
tight end Hunter Henry’s jokes after his strong performance today against the Chiefs…
Henry also adds “she’s attractive but her fans would be too annoying for me. Swifties are the worst”
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February 2011: The Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers won the MVP. It was in Dallas at AT&T Stadium. Literally the happiest I've ever been, until...
Fast forward 7.5 years later....on that same field (well, actually floor) I found out I was meeting Taylor Swift.
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1000 likes and I'll go live on tiktok and drink every single one
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gonna tell my kids this was james cordon
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Like what are the chances. Same place, miles from my own home, and two of the greatest things in my life happened there.
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Losing him was blueberry muffins like I'd never known
Missing him was dark rye all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to dough somebody you never baguette
But loving him was bread
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@jzux
wasn't a specific event or person, just a gradual understanding over time that the catholic church Sucks
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5 years ago today my hero era
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stop me if you've heard this before but the milwaukee brewers are GOOD
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Dallas, Texas I am in you.
Yeah, sorry, i know it sucks. I'll be out in 2 days.
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*walks into a wedding party with hundreds of people to deliver pizza*
Literally 1st person I see: OMG, AREN'T YOU THAT GUY THAT MET TAYLOR SWIFT?!?!
I liked it better when people only loved me for my pizza
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I can also confirm this 😏
I have confirmed with multiple sources that this picture of Joey Grundl and
@taylorswift13
is in fact legitimate. I don't know the exact circumstances of *how* it happened (Did Taylor's people reach out?) but it's real. NOTE: same T-Swift hoodie he wore during his TV interviews
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god i hope she wins, internet in the united states is an essential basic human need with how things work now but comparatively we're behind other countries in terms of broadband speeds and access....because our internet is controlled by like 8 billionaires
NEW: AT&T, Verizon, Comcast & other telecom companies are running a ruthless campaign to kill Biden’s FCC nominee Gigi Sohn.
Why? If Sohn is confirmed the FCC could restore net neutrality & expand broadband.
We uncovered the corporate lobbyists secretly waging war on Gigi Sohn.
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So my stupid face is probably gonna be on GMA tomorrow. Whatever.
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Look my phone is about to go nuts and I'm only at 26% so I'm gonna have to ignore all of this until after.
BYE FAM
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i'd fold a fitted sheet if it meant saving his life
This is Benji. He has no time to explain but he needs you to follow him. 12/10 would drop everything immediately
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it is fun* to think about how a single seat up for election on a state supreme court, in wisconsin of all places, probably determines who wins the 2024 election
*it is NOT fun
SEVEN DAYS: The stakes in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race keep rising. Dan Kelly, the MAGA extremist candidate, has taken a chilling turn to the fringe. Read on—and then chip in to help us defeat him:
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I'm going to have over 1,000 followers by the time this weekend is over and me having this kind of power is just bad for everyone.
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me and wh- *pelted by tomatoes*
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i sure did, fuck you
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You ever think about how in the Marvel movies that all the pop culture things we have (music, sports, etc) they would also have in the MCU? So like when Thanos snapped his fingers imagine Taylor Swift performing the NYD/LL mashup & suddenly just like flaking away into nothingness
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Rude. Sandwiches deserve to be spelled right, stupid
@TwitterMoments
@joeygrundl
He lookz like steve rogers/Chris evans, but in this universe, he didnt get the serum he ate a little too many of those sandwhiches they told him to eat...
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Here's like 90% of Tied Together with a Smile (in two tweets) Part 1
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she killed henry kissinger
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Should i use this version of my resume at this job fair?
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"wHy dOeSnt tAyLor spEAk oUT mOrE"
Here ya go tina, now shut the hell up
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look at what my very good friend alix did for my birthday 🥺🥺🥺
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me when I'm out of cheese
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okay but me and who
the 27 bots that dm me every day: “hello my beautiful dear,..,, I am not sure if you can s ee my face but we discussedthe p1cking of stocks last w33k. I love older mature American gentleman and have a friend she is new to America. maybe you dm me on WhatsApp for sexy conversa
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I'm glad my last year+ working the frontlines of essential services on multiple fronts during a pandemic & risking my health so i can eat and not sleep outside is a cute aesthetic for you
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Jonathan Taylor is my 2nd favorite Taylor. Go win that Heisman.
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everyone that has retweeted this, i hope you all enjoy hell
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So anyway, I'm legitimately getting emotional and I almost never get like this. But as the likely most memorable week of my entire life comes to an end....I guess I can really say...
I'm doing better than I ever was.
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Some may not be a fan of politics, but I for one am into the politics of fans. And I don't discriminate, I love all fans. Ceiling fans, tower fans, box fans, big fans, little tiny handheld fans and I don't really understand this tweet but I'm going to send it anyway.
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only one thing at a time? maybe pick up the pace cuz there's no way you have 36 interesting things worth listening to
Morgan Wallen announces new album ‘One Thing At A Time’ with 36 songs out March 3rd.
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"It's not a hiatus. The boys aren't getting back together ever."
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nfl fans getting tired of the kelce/swift coverage and swifties getting tired of trying to pay attention to sportsball, meanwhile sportsball swifties thriving
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almost 500 quotes already, it's too late lmao sports twitter is a disease
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i actually put someone in prison for her
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As the official twitter person of Wisconsin I declare that American cheese is an abomination and insult to real cheeses everywhere.
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SUPER BREAKING NEWS - SOURCES: Lucroy traded. Going to team in MLB.
#Brewers
may get a player. Or not. I'm not sure, it's a bad source.
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What if long ago the heart didn't become the smybol for love, like a different organ got used.
Imagine the Taylor Swift song King of My Liver. Or A Perfectly Good Appendix. Or in Wildest Dreams she used a recording of her stomach grumbling.
These are the things I think about.
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Hi, the Brewers are 2-0 and a win away from moving to the next step in the playoffs and somehow it's not even close to the greatest part about today, like wtf.
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kansas city has taylor swift watch, packers have simone biles watch
Simone Biles is in attendance at Lambeau for Packers-Vikings.
Biles' husband, Jonathan Owens, is a safety for Green Bay.
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it's always been racist, hope this helps
The braves turn into a good team and all of a sudden:
- the chop is racist
- brave fans suck
- braves fans are racist
The chop isn’t racist. Brave fans are fine(Twitter trolls don’t represent the whole fanbase). Braves fans aren’t racist.
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Seems to be what we're doing tonight.
Like this. Or don't. Whatever.
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@tipping_pitches
legitimately thought this was just a short 3 second clip of...whatever he's doing here...being played on a loop
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we reached a year (yesterday) since his official adoption (not me, my parents) although he's been in our care for almost 4 years now
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@jackandtaylor
i'm the "I want to be a toy store owner because I like toys" quote, robert has it right
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did....they just....suggest.....glory holes....as a health safety measure
NYC Health advice discourages casual sex during COVID, but also says if you’re going to have it: “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”
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happy birthday to the person that asked me for a photo at the walmart mcdonalds across the street from at&t stadium after the show, sorry for being so shy and awkward
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when they cancelled this the golden age of tv was truly dead
Hoping the new Mario Bros movie has these kind of vibes
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My mom is at the
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game with my sister while I work and I know my mom gets all my tweets sent to her phone, so HI MOM!
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I think only a few people actually know this but i made a fake website that redirected to harry styles official page as a haylor joke early in the lover era, and then like 2 months later harry announced fine line would release on december 13th
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the first and last picture of myself anyone will ever see on this website
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hi
@brewers
, you may remember i met taylor swift wearing a brewers hat (the same one I'm wearing rn) cuz you sent me a care package of merch last October
anyways, play her music
k, thx
your pal,
pizza delivery hero swiftie
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They'd have those punch cards where after 8 abortions, save $1.00 off a gallon of milk
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Well since everyone else is doing it.....rep tour was my first tour as a fan. (I started listening to Taylor like 2 months before reputation was announced as her next album). So it's been kind of a fast moving past year and a half.
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At least the goddamn Dodgers can't take this away fron me
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:)
Me looking up my name with my faves names in front of it to see if I’m subconsciously famous
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if you would have told me in 2017, a year after my first degree, that in five years i'd be working at a target in new jersey i'd assume the worst had happened
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since apparently this is a fan favorite of me, ur welcome
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*extreme voice of dad from The Christmas Story*
It's a major award!
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wrong we're besties, fuck you
There are NO online friends. They are just strangers who are on the same social media as you. Do not trust them. Do not share anything personal and stay as detached as you can. Do not try to develop a friendship.
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okay so like for an indirect, I'm only doing the first 15-20 people cuz i get overwhelmed and I'm bad with all words
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And to everyone else who has reached out and called me a "hero", or tagged taylor or TN or congratulated me for meeting Taylor (and like holy shit, she knew who I was).
I have gotten so many notifications, and i missed so many people, but thank you too.
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getting skin cancer to own the libs
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Well.....while I wait for my flight to Milwaukee to begin boarding, I guess I can begin talking about this week. I really haven't personally said too much on here.
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