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victim of #TexasHockey and #LetsGoPens | pfp by @robocentrics
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all this nhl captain ass discourse is really disrespectful to the original and the greatest ass of all time
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i don’t even watch jerma but this is scratching my brain itch like nothing else
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apparently this was just about an icing call ? girl calm down.
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you guys are not beating the "social media people aren't allowed near the team" allegations.
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the duck down to lock eyes??? they’re getting gay with it in seattle
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this is how nhl broadcasters talk about players over the age of 30.
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on 'flights' to keep him active
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people are calling mtkachuk the sluttiest stanley cup champion. we need to go back to our roots
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dear lord he's tiny.
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thank you bruins social media team. i genuinely did need to know about this.
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i believe
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so you're telling me there's a chance
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i understand the "bring celebrini to vancouver" agenda but he seems happy in teal. however this is not the case for bedard and we need to get him out of that damn cursed city.
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idgaf if you hate the eagles there is a bigger evil at play here.
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the difference between hughesbowl & tkachukbowl is so funny to me. three brothers who get a little goofy with it vs two teams trying to kill each other repeatedly.
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is it just me or are his eyes closer together now.
600 goals. The most complete hockey player of all time. With the resume to back it up. 🐐. Ladies and gentlemen, Sidney Crosby
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the reason i like hozier so much is because his songs are all about the simple desire to love and be loved. no great epic romance, just his baby by his side. he would do anything for his baby, and i’d do anything to love and be loved like that.
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jeremy swayman after his bffs got traded.
Situationship so bad I had to go all the way to Alaska to reconnect with nature
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i can’t believe the worst team in the league took out the best team in the league. the beautiful game
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yes i think some hockey players are hot but i am NOT a puck bunny. i would not suffer through the penguins power play just to get a closeup of an attractive man.
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he experienced one single moment of joy amidst the inevitable horrors of 8 years of bruins hockey
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somebody let flower get a goalie goal please. if he attempts it please do not stop the puck. just let it go in.
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the hand flick. diva in training.
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starting to watch hockey and realizing you can make gay narratives
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he's going to fuck up your tires.
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sid smiling while he talks about how he thought fleury's retirement was a prank at first :(((((.
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if you want to help kids in ukraine, please consider donating to this charity is meant to provide psychological and social support to ukrainian children who were affected by the war.
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guy who becomes a professional hockey player just so he doesn’t have to write a resume.
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absolutely insane hating btw. hopped on instagram as soon as the game was done
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yeah sure why not motorboat your friend just because his chest is at face level.
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well alright then. ok. could've just made him wear a generic BC jersey.
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bill and frank’s bodies will decay over time but their skeletons will always stay wrapped around each other
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if i got traded immediately after doing cute brother winter classic content. i would have to **** ** the blues front office.
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what the HELL is he wearing…….
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they're arresting him for murdering multiple people.
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can’t get over sid repeatedly gesturing for tanger to move to the side. he just wants to stand next to his large wife
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unfortunately i'm too scientist-pilled to find moon landing denial quirky and silly.
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this is honestly impressive. how is it THIS bad.
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yeah that sucks but also dear lord his ass is huge.
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you all need to start calling players gay instead of dreaming about dating them.
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just saw somebody say AM34 is the sexiest captain in the league. pack it up it's all over i'm revoking twitter privileges until you people know how to behave.
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actually nvm he’s 36 and he’s 47 it’s a bit weird
actually nvm she's 30 and he's 41 it's a bit weird.
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who gaf about jack eichel. wyatt johnston is much younger and more beautiful.
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quinn hughes reevaluating his life choices in michigan for the holiday break.
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he’s the grim reaper of testicles.
Hartman down the runway hobbling. Got hit by a Faber shot.
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more hockey players should blow kisses to the crowd when they’re on the jumbotron.
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you want me to be gay?? the thing that got lucius thrown overboard??.
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laura neal writing the killing eve finale.
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i know we're all in mourning rn but look at otter he's so teensy
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tears in my eyes bro i can’t believe they traded ullmark without locking swayman down first. don sweeney you’re a hack.
Today at 5pm is the deadline for arbitration eligible RFAs in the #NHL. The Jeremy Swayman watch is on. Swayman has stated previously that he never wants to go to arbitration again #NHLBruins #GetBent
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mitch marner is better than me. i would be putting the names of sports journalists in my suicide note and publishing it in the toronto star.
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love when sid gets involved in scrums and just decides to put someone in a headlock. girl you’re not helping
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he was begging for that man to take him on the locker room floor
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this genuinely means so much to me!!! i've never seen a nonbinary person have an on-screen romance, and i'm so glad #OurFlagMeansDeath has given me this <3
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yeah i’m nosy but not nosy enough to listen to 14 minutes of spittin chiclets. i’m not a masochist.
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this is how hockey media talks about ovechkin.
At 49 years old, we have reason to believe Skinny is currently the oldest living seal in human care! 🤯 Her caretakers describe her as the sassiest seal in the pool, and often joke that she doesn't blink--if she did, another decade might just fly by. #OregonCoastAquarium
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tw sexual assault. i feel like a lot of you are forgetting cale makar said this about not being a part of the 2018 wjc group rape.
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if the jerseys are this fragile in practice…… please lord let somebody accidentally rip sidcros’s jersey right off his body
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at first i was like “mmmm buddie canon” as a joke… but bro… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore #911onFOX.
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