@AlecTerfani @CoralieAnn @LouiseG98189128 Fist in the wanking position…apt

@elrick1 It’s hard to get coal these days

@elrick1 Empire State Building 1 year 15 days

@AngusMacNeilSNP Gonna need a lot of moles.

@HumzaYousaf @Scotlandteam @SixNationsRugby Were you sitting watching with your Scotland strip on?

@Honeythedog1 @GeorgeHotchki14 Wee man syndrome

@ripx4nutmeg @Jem2355 My mother in law needed an ambulance on 1st January,we thought she was having a heart attack,turned out it was severe angina.NHS thought the most important thing was to get her age correct.

@AgentP22 @Elizabe68465042 Everyone dodging the smell of drink coming from her

@Effiedeans I’ve always said he taught her everything she knows but he never told her everything he knows,hopefully her nights lying in her empty bed are long and painful.

@afneil The SNP way of protecting Scotland ,tell the people nothing

@jeremycorbyn @citizentommy How much will you leave in your will…1,2or more millions?

@J4m35c4mpb3ll FM for all of Scotland usually has plenty to say,wonder why he’s so quiet?

@Iainmackay8 One eyed nick😢

@billykayscot She’s as fake as your pretendy gibberish language

@ArchbishopStua1 Naw it isnae

@alexgill_ @rubincas @leno__jeno SNP version of the Hitler youth

@GlasgBricklayer It’s taken you years to get to where you are and people think you’re just a glorified labourer.

@rossclarksnp @theSNP @SNPSouthLan @justcarol12 @JamesSrenAnder1 @ColinDewarSNP None of your school friends ever come out to play with you son?Sad

@BigBhoy18881 @Honeythedog1 @ChrisMusson @conor_matchett For gravy train change to gold train,question is how many more are on the double bubble

@tractorgirly She’ll forget she has to appear