Joe Michalczuk
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David Beckham in the queue for over 10 hours paying his respects to The Queen while Holly and Phil saunter in, skipping the line is a terrible look. Why do people like this think they’re special? Unless you’re Royalty or a foreign President you join the queue. End of.
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The key point in spot on analysis from
@piersmorgan
“Meghan wants to live the life of an A-list star off the back of her new royal fame, cherry-picking all the good stuff...but she doesn't want to get her hands dirty opening a community hall on a wet Wednesday in Stoke-on-Trent”
*NEW: The Queen must FIRE Their Royal Hustlers: Deluded Meghan and Harry should be stripped of their titles before this pair of grasping, selfish, scheming Kardashian-wannabes bring down the Monarchy.
My new column:
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I still can’t believe that Great Britain - with our long history of protecting human rights - is sleepwalking into a situation where the state could ban you from entering a pub, cinema, church, shop, festival or whatever else they choose: Where has our fight for our rights gone?
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Fed up with all these Lockdown lovers coming up with reasons for why it all should continue now we have a vaccine: “Europe!” “Variants!” “Long Covid!” “Cases!” - if you’re scared then wear a mask & stay at home forever - but for the love of God, let the rest of us live our lives.
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A week before Christmas, SAGE warned that we could see TWO MILLION cases a day by now if we “allowed” Xmas. They were wrong by 1.8 million. Don’t forget this as they warn of “catastrophe” with return of schools. Already they have started the nudge towards online learning with 😷
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People will say “but it’s only another month” - but they’re the people on full salaries, sitting in safe jobs & enjoying the fact they don’t have to commute with a holiday to Cornwall booked. They have zero concept about the mental & financial devastation further delay beings.
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Is anyone going to ask why we suddenly need mass testing for a “normal” life when vaccination has eliminated over 99% of deaths & over 80% of hospitalisations? It doesn’t make any rational sense. Why do we keep accepting further restrictions instead of DEMANDING normality?
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Lockdown has exposed the selfish elitism that rots the root of our society - it is the haves and the have nots all over again. For the rich, delay is just an extension of a brilliant summer, for the less well off it is financially & mentally ruinous
#EnoughIsEnough
#imdone
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Hey
@danisnotonfire
- did you lose your phone in Tesco Weybridge? Please send this guy a photo to prove it's you
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Fantastic to see this in
@TheSun
today - the tide really has turned with the MSM finally waking up to the nightmare of the last two years…
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There’s no doubt that any
@piersmorgan
bashing this morning is just sour grapes - he’s without doubt one of the finest interviewers this country has ever had...he may have a head the size of the Trump balloon but he gets the scoops everyone else dreams of
#GMBTrump
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Got to agree with
@piersmorgan
- award ceremonies have disintegrated into this loathsome, liberal & often hypocritical self-aggrandising puddle of piffle. You’re actors & singers. Make me a movie & sing me a song. I don’t care about your “thoughts”.
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I don’t want to be told I’m not going to be able to go on holiday because of “variants” or life might not be normal because of “variants” - we have done our bit for a year & now we have eliminated any excess Covid deaths via vaccine. Time to open up with no caveats or excuses
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Every year I have the misfortune of having to watch Oxford twice a season & they exist in an anti-football hellscape of diving, whining, time wasting & cheating. This was a 20 minute period in 2nd half & none of their players were injured. They are an embarrassment 👇🏻
#Pompey
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I mean Oxford or Wycombe in the Championship? Seriously? Pompey, Ipswich & Sunderland should be embarrassed, what a terrible year
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@AndyBurnhamGM
Why would anyone who has been given the option of having a vaccination be “dependent” on others wearing a mask? You’re essentially advocating forcing society to wear masks to appease people who are “anxious” - which is obviously an outrageous position
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@chrischirp
@adsquires
@bmj_latest
We got one: Open them up at start of term. Absolutely nothing to suggest anything else than that is necessary. Shame on you for suggesting otherwise.
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It is heartening to know that when the worst of Coronavirus arrives, the people of Great Britain will tackle it head on with clean bums
#COVID
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#toiletpaperpanic
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Not most promising start to a chat - but it made me love
#JenniferLawrence
even more 💤 (she was full of
#joy
after)
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Imagine being so terrified & so politically motivated that you’re more than happy to tie a cloth to a child’s face & in doing so screw their education, their childhood & their mental health. You’ll do this for no scientific reason. It is such sinister, selfish & cruel behaviour
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@danwootton
I’ve never protested against anything in my life ever. But now is the time to rise up against this suicidal, short term, economically devastating nonsense that will kill more than it saves. People need to take to the streets in opposition to this...
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The delta variant is a terrifying moment in our fight against Covid. We must all wear masks forever. We must pause reopening our country until next month (until the next variant comes along & we repeat the cycle) and we must cancel all international travel 👇🏻
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@OllieHolt22
The disrespectful, arrogant dancing….it wasn’t a display of “unbridled joy” - it was premeditated, rehearsed & cynical….add to this the fawning over Brazil when they’re actually full of bang average Premier League players. People misty eyed over the shirt rather the team 🤷🏻♂️
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“It is very simple. I declare before you all that my whole life whether it be long or short shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family” - RIP Your Majesty, Queen Elizabeth
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In the space of 40 seconds, Roy Keane has managed to top his own eye roll against Gary Neville - this is a new personal best
#MUNMCI
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Cineworld closing might be inconsequential in grand scheme but pubs, cinemas, theatres, football clubs are fabric of society - we are enforcing a self inflicted destruction of life. We need to live WITH virus not in fear of it.We are losing everything that makes living worthwhile
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That Van Vleuten crash was one of the worst things I've ever seen. God please let her be ok
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@Ianblackford_MP
Hi Ian, I didn’t see you publicly tweet Margaret Ferrier for travelling to and from England breaking a myriad of rules while she had tested positive with Covid. Were you washing your hair that night or something?
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@DrRosena
@Keir_Starmer
He didn’t deny Covid: he literally held up a graph with stats about people who have died from it. He’s one of 10s of millions of lockdown sceptics. Perhaps if you listened to your voters rather than cast lazy slurs against their character, Labour would be doing better in polls 👍🏻
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That...hands down...is the greatest
@TheXFactor
opening ever....I’m such a Little Mixer 😍
#XFactorFinal
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@PoliticsForAlI
@theipaper
Not interested unless they scrap the rule of 6, the masks, the curfew & the substantial meal.
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@piersmorgan
Utterly bizarre - we get it, he is undoubtedly one of the all time greats. But Lineker et al have been unable to control themselves before, during & after every single game they’ve covered. And it’s completely embarrassing as objectively he’s been pretty average this World Cup…
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@globalhlthtwit
No one is in hospital & no one is dying (proportionately) - what are the grounds for such irrational panic - this has stayed the same since May when we were warned a spike was coming...it will never come -
We need to be opening up not locking down
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@KirstieMAllsopp
Kirsty, there are loads of Uni lecturers (like me) who fought tooth & nail to have f2f teaching last year & will do so again in Sept. We KNOW & care deeply how poor experience is for students. Unfortunately tho Union control is strong at unis & many members just want to kick Govt
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@APintOfPolitics
Well in this instance they’re her family? So probably get a pass to see her mate 👍🏻
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@SKyriakidesEU
@AstraZeneca
@EU_Health
@EU_Commission
The “complete information” is that you signed the contract 3 months after the UK - so are at least 3 months behind and you still haven’t even approved it for use. You’re welcome 👍🏻
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Fratton Park will look as good as she’s looked in over a 100 years: a bit like when your granny gets dolled up for a nice lunch out. Fantastic to see the old girl looking so majestic this morning - thanks to the Eisners for constructing a modern stadium in a museum 👏🏻
#Pompey
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You know the selfie everyone's talking about? Here's a shot taken from the back. Poor old Liza Minnelli!
http://t.co/iC1JprvkaQ
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@Peston
As always Blair talking complete sense - the man is a political Jedi compared to the shit show we have on both benches at the moment: brains, pragmatism & an innate sense of what the British people need, he is sorely missed.
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It’s quite incredible: they’re now finally admitting truth to the nation (as they’ve run out of upside down graphs) yet they also still also spin the narrative of fear & control which I guarantee will be tomorrow’s headlines & the reason masks etc are justified & abided by 🤬🤯
Chris Whitty: We are not seeing the surging mortality that we saw in previous waves.
Also Chris Whitty: You should still be absolutely terrified of Omicron.
How can anyone take his scare mongering seriously anymore?
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I have never seen Fratton clear out like this with 10 mins to go. The sad truth is, however much you analyse
#Pompey
this season (or since PL relegation) the sad truth is; with each year of lower league mediocrity the belief chips away & now the magic has gone from Fratton
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@MattHancock
Stop keeping us locked up then - rest of the world has opened up with much less vaccination % & your crowing about “success” is a spit in the face to the millions losing their lives & livelihoods to lockdown. Ps) you’re meant to be HEALTH secretary not Covid Secretary
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PMQs just reaffirmed that Lockdowns & restrictions have been a calamitous, tragic failure. A disproportionate reaction to Covid at great cost to people’s health, wealth & happiness. Forget petty party politics: the outcome must be never again & all restrictions lifted by Jan 26th
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Immense showing from
#pompey
- PL class was always going to tell but we held spurs to one moment of Kane brilliance: now take this fight to the league
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@peterwalker99
Yeah lots of that realised that….and we were screaming at people like you to actually report it 🙄
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Literally can’t imagine anything worse than seeing that lot come to Fratton and smash us - which they will - they are in the Premier League 🤢 🤮 absolutely sickening draw
#Pompey
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Every Sunday, my 5 year old daughter has swimming lessons. “Because of Covid” parents aren’t allowed in. So kids walk out into the cold in swimming costumes & you have to dry & change them in the car. I’m sure everyone has a maddeningly stupid tale like this. Enough is enough
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Hey Paul. Here's an idea. Why don't you learn how to cook yourself spaghetti bolognese? And wash & iron your own t-shirts?
#TheBabyDiaries
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@BorisJohnson
You're extending lockdown until May (at the earliest) under this Trojan Horse of 'bringing us out of lockdown' - despite 99% of Covid deaths eliminated by an (outstanding) Vaccine roll out - why are you ignoring these advantages and wrecking the economy and mental health further?
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@danwootton
Biggest mistake was getting the jitters & buying relentless witch hunt from Brand, Peston & the rest of that anti Tory mob who decided they could subvert democracy by embarking on a relentless smear campaign over a piece of cake: ever since then democracy had been smashed in 🇬🇧
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@MattHancock
You’ve literally ignored the data for at least 6 months…I’ll jog your memory - you prolonged June 21st DESPITE the data & you’re keeping us imprisoned in the UK DESPITE the data….so maybe practice what you preach & let’s us live our lives & travel rather than control us?
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When it’s 2am & all your mates have left you but you just can’t resist the dancefloor
#ImACeleb
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Happy
@socceraid
day everyone! Aka my annual reason to share one of the all time great Roy Keane quotes
#SoccerAid
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My four year old has stopped asking “what are we doing today?” - because she realises the answer will be “nothing”. We are wrecking childhood for a whole generation. It is a tragedy & a scandal. We must open up in March when the vulnerable are vaccinated.
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@afneil
Disingenuous, treacherous scaremongering that put thousands more out of work & will indirectly cause deaths from lockdown causes - cancer, heart disease etc. An utter disgrace they felt able to make such a claim with no consequence - both should have been forced to resign over it
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I want to know if this guy reproduces cat whiskers for his proof of identity "lost phone" photo or just runs a mile
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For all worried about returning to work or sending your kids to school I urge you to listen to Prof Chris Whitty
@CMO_England
who has reaffirmed that chances of dying from coronavirus are less than 1% & over 80% will just have a mild illlness & most won’t even get it at all
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The “crime” of
@talkRADIO
seems to be presenting fact there is another way to Lockdown & collateral damage it brings. They stick to the OFCOM broadcast code - YouTube censoring them is terrifying progression of cancel culture: why can’t society respect & debate opinion anymore?
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Actually they were trying to scare us with ONE MILLION cases a day by the end of December in order to justify Plan B - but let’s gloss over that shall we 🙄
England reports record 113,638 new Covid cases on Christmas Day
Assuming the sectors who until recently ridiculed the 'gloomy science experts' for modelling 100k cases/day are now coming over to the side of 'lets take this really seriously'
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@loveinheadscarf
@Paul_A_Foster
Christians were unable to celebrate Easter at home or in Church due to Covid restrictions - which is a far more important festival for the religion than Christmas
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It’s been clear for months that unelected scientists are desperate to cling onto draconian restrictions & Govt is happy to keep changing the goalposts. As Dan says, this only ends when you take personal responsibility....Never forget that “Normal” means no masks & distancing
So far as I’m concerned June 21st is Liberation Day, whether the Government wants to accept it or not.
Social distancing and masks in a vaccinated country is scientific madness and would rip to shreds our society.
It’s up to us to claim back our freedoms.
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Everyone taking the piss & making gags about the
#TalkTV
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@montie
Just checked and zero condemnation & judgment against the vandalism and thuggery last weekend - despite these scenes
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@allisonpearson
@timothy_stanley
@DanielJHannan
@YouGov
I look at people wearing masks outside and feel such pity for them: how have they lost their minds to fear & rationality so much that they feel it necessary to wear one? Terrifyingly though it is becoming an increasingly common sight.
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@kateferguson4
Looking fwd to this one being added to the long list of predictions Prof Doom has got consistently & massively wrong…but the media will still roll out the red carpet for his scaremongering thoughts between now and then…Mystic Meg is in The Sun isn’t she? May as well ask her too
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@SteveHargrave
does Dan from Dan & Phil often wear whiskers? Or was this some dastardly graffiti in Tescos?
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@BorisJohnson
And you finish the job by opening up the country & travel in June. We’ve done our bit by locking down, wearing masks, social distancing & getting jabbed. The vaccine has broken link between cases & hospitalisation - there is no reason for your Govt to keep us under restrictions
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@prodnose
When Pompey’s owner (another Russian) had his assets frozen overnight, the fall from Premier League to League One was hard - but Fratton Park always full every week, If Chelsea fans have humility then they will get over it and build again, if not they’ll desert
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@Daltmann10
Think you’ll find that the “gloomy science experts” were warning of ONE MILLION cases a day by the end of December in order to justify plan B 🙄
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Great reception from the Liverpool lads when Takumi Minamino picked up his Premier League winners medal
#Liverpoolchampions
#YNWA
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@LaylaMoran
You realise it’s quite possible that “zero covid” might NEVER exist so this “urgent move” would leave the country locked into a disproportionate to the risk state of economic, educational & health suicide for a ruined generation or two?
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@spencermorgan93
I always tell the person - taxi driver, hairdresser, bar staff etc - that they should take it off if they want to while they’re with me - like you say, think it’s important to not be comfortable with it as the “norm” & speak up…& guess what? 99.9% whip it off & are grateful.
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The shift in narrative of lockdown justification from “NHS overwhelmed”to “case numbers” is complete...despite the vaccination eliminating 99% of deaths from Covid by April (at this roll out rate) - what’s the next excuse to keep us in lockdown? Tomorrow’s Telegraph front page 👇🏻
Lockdown was ALWAYS about not allowing NHS to be overwhelmed. Once the vulnerable are vaccinated that becomes impossible. If they shift narrative to 'case numbers need to come down' then restrictions will be necessary every single year. Don't forget the justification in March👇
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@danwootton
If he even thinks about succumbing to them after Christmas he’s finished. Ever since recent scandals he’s absolutely capitulated to their ruinous, dystopian nonsense. It’s clear he’s lost all control of situation as we are spiralling into a calamitous lockdown: despite THREE jabs
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Are Boris & Van Tam looking at the graphs upside down or something 🧐
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It’s so simple: if you want to wear a mask going forward, then wear one! The issue has been being FORCED to wear one when all the evidence points to them being essentially useless…it should be a free country - so wear one, just don’t demand I do too, just because you are fearful
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"A large number of dogs are coming into the studio: now time for Martine McCutcheon" Ed Miliband in full Partridge mode on Radio 2 right now
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Charlton are either the best team I’ve seen this season home & away or our bogey team / basically have to avoid in play offs as we’re going no where if we face them again
#Pompey
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@toadmeister
@ASA_UK
The radio advert is particularly insidious “chances are someone with Covid will have touched your trolley or basket”
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Wow. Tonight’s
@SHO_TheAffair
was just a wonderful piece of television: unpredictable, raw, visceral, funny - quite simply it was life diluted into an hour of 📺 - bookended with tremendous performances from
@DominicWest
&
@VancityJax
-🙇🏻♂️
@SarahTreem
👏🏻👏🏻
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@MrHarryCole
If this is as good as it gets when 99% of Covid deaths have been eliminated by Easter due to vaccination prog then this is a VERY BAD (Good) Friday. Millions of 2 households have been meeting up outside for months anyway! Anything other than major opening by Easter is a joke
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