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So if I start an OnlyFans can I complain when I only make $1 a year while Slagrid and co make thousands?
🇨🇭🗣️ Alisha Lehmann (Douglas Luiz's girlfriend):
“I do the same job as Douglas, play for the same club but I earn 100 times less money. It's not fair. It's something that affects me, because I'm a woman...”
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Hold dat you fucking missing chromosome Willy Orban looking dinosaur nonce 👍
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Don't pay for it. Wait for someone to leak it for free. Clearly they've forgotten what the club is truly about and I hope Slot and the club refuse to allow them inside access.
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Finally got my tickets for the UCL Final after meeting a very nice ballboy 😜
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We have made a £177m bid to
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The Athletic have rejected the offer, stating that it would take upwards of £250m to tempt them into letting go of their most valuable asset.
#LFC
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Won a treble and they need a rebuild 😭 Fuck knows what we need then
There’s no better man when it comes to a rebuild. Trust Sir Pep Guardiola
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Not bad. Ask Marcus for some tips.
Reece James shares one of his diary entries showing the struggles of injuries
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*Craig Dawson* kick on Che Adams + WWE commentary 😵
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Top Reds, I've designed you all a club badge for your FSG Football Club. Enjoy, free of charge!
#LFC
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Gonna drive around in circles then take the food back to the shop dkm
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She's obese and going to die in the next 2 years, 3 if she's lucky, and she desperately needs to lose weight and shut out anyone who says she's beautiful the way she is before it kills her.
She’s gorgeous and a self-described Bad Bitch. We should all have her confidence.
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In the last 3 games he's done this and cried on the bench twice. Cringe.
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Privatise the NHS and use the extra money to rebuild our glorious abbeys
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@joemcfc21_
@ConnorNUFC_
The feeling of winning the Champions League final is incredible, obviously you’ll never understand 😅
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@opinions_cfc
Simping for some OF bitch who doesn't know you exist is an actual serious problem
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"Sit down Cristiano or we make your shirt number the scoreline"
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Breaking News: Tottenham vs Man City has been abandoned, after Man City "defender" Ruben Dias was shot from the stands.
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@SimonMidi9790
@Carra23
Roses are Red, Simon is Blue
He hasn't seen his team win a trophy since he was 2
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@LFC4LIFENET
Who hired Klopp? Common sense
Who promoted Edwards? Klopp
Who stayed & expanded Anfield? Builders
Who won us the first title in 30 years? Klopp
Who won us a CL? Klopp
Who built a new training ground? Builders
Hth
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Made a new playlist to celebrate our amazing performance against Real Madrid 😍 Onto the next one lads 🙌💪🤜🤛
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And you'll still tweet more positively towards him than you do Gakpo
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@OfficialVizeh
They've run out of formats so now they're just adapting their 2011 meme formats for recent events. Boring
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Confirmation that Ben Davies has been given his monthly access to food, water, fresh air and WiFi. Run away while you can!
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Wijnaldum has made just 6 successful tackles in the PL all season (2,433 minutes)
Origi has 2 in 182 minutes
Firmino has 12 in 2308 minutes
Mané has 22 in 2275 minutes
Salah has 9 in 2524 minutes
Thiago has 23 in 1421 minutes
Matip has 9 in 691 minutes
Lazy.
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BREAKING NEWS: LIVEHPOOL VS JAMBO UPDATE + OTHER LFC FT NEWS 😅
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@zanetalkssports
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As if he has a job dfkm probably uses a library computer to tweet
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the activity of performing songs or tunes by making musical sounds with the voice.
"the singing of hymns in Latin"
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F$G haven't led us to success, they've been holding Klopp back from reaching his true potential.
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Seeing people's deleted tweets falling for this is funnier than the original tweet itself I love it 🤣
Follow me if ya want my account isn't too bad when it's not doing impersonations 🤨
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Hang on... THIS is the goal? 😂😂
Curtis Jones opens the scoring in the Euro U21 final!
Not having he never meant that 👀
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@AnfieldEdition
Should be to win everything available , but the owners are making sure we can't ever do that so just win a trophy and finish top 4.
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What on earth is this
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@LFCLaurie
I remember seeing earlier in szn Klopp's long term plan is 4-2-3-1 setup, which I guess would move into the 3-2-4-1 we've seen quite nicely
Gakpo in the 10 with Nunez up top? Either way with injuries Nunez won't exactly be a Shaqiri
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@TheRedPressLFC
Could've stuck it on YouTube and collected ad revenue but no let's stick a final interview with the boss behind a paywall knowing full well people are desperate to watch it
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@drew1lfc
Milner was playing boss in the UCL that season tbf. Broke the assist record for a single season 😂
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Barcelona 2-8 Bayern all goals with legendary music
#bonyfc
#bonyfcjoin
#fcbfcb
#ucl
#UCLisBack
Likes and RTs really appreciated 🤩
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Kaide Gordon hasn't played for us since that semi, which he only started because Salah was at AFCON
Bajcetic only got as much gametime as he did because of injuries and our useless midfield
We've produced *one* world class player in 20 years... better off at Brighton by far
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@SimonMidi9790
@Carra23
Thanks Simon. Make sure you dont ever open the Everton trophy cabinet
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No way Richarlison isn't even the best Richy in Merseyside rn...
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How tf do you go from having a wife and a kid to whatever tf that thing on the right is by choice? Braindead
This is about the most tragic thing I've seen in recent years.
What would compel a man who has everything into destroying such a precious thing?
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Jota when he came back from injury after a 3 month fifa session to see us in 8th with 6 home losses in a row
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"60-70% of people want me to leave Liverpool"
Yh well now 1% of people want you to come back
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POV: You're Jürgen Klopp being sent the transfer budget from John Henry
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