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need an Ideas Guy? i have @lotsofgoodideas | building a better world | culture, art, music. antifascist. blm. | he/him

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4 years
So many to choose from but dancing on top of this speaker at Lightning in a Bottle is def up there and then getting photos and videos from *so* many friends in the crowd
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4 years
if someone asked you to recall your all-time favourite clubbing/raving memory (or one of them), what's the first thing that springs to mind?
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happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
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@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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@hellolanemoore i haven’t read the book, but this could be a whole bonus chapter in the 10 year anniversary edition: “Tell Hot People They Are Hot As If You’ll Never See Them Again”
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how to fix small tears in your clothes (thread 🧵)
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@GoesByWalton I am not at all a fan of “POC” as it then implies that people=white people and everyone else is POC Dunno if that’s why you don’t like it but that’s mine
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@spaghetti This was another good tweet
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@roryisconfused for those who don’t know, hat man is referencing this
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Happy anniversary of this tweet to all who celebrate
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strong contender for the best twitter day of all time imo
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@kept_simple I just traveled through most of the country in the last 9 months so I have some great answers! Santa Fe Little Rock St. Louis Nashville Birmingham Asheville Richmond Asbury Park, NJ Maui Depending on your definition of things, Denver and Dallas could qualify too
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@burnerusmnt • England has zero SEC championships @3YearLetterman
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@Yascha_Mounk My history degree is only a BA but one of the things I focused on was the rise of fascism. Several big research papers and lots of reading since then. The US is def not Nazi Germany 1944 but an argument could be made that we have months to prevent a reichstag Fire
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I for one am surprised and outraged that someone who works for a beer company used to party in college 16 years ago
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Leaked pics show Bud Light exec who wants to update company’s ‘fratty’ culture enjoying fratty party
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@Pharmer72 @TomMcShea @mcarettewolf @PanicRM @_waleedshahid California has 68x the population of Wyoming, but only 53x the number of reps in the House. If the senate was intended to prevent tyranny of large states, I don’t think it was intended that there would instead be a tyranny of the small states instead. It’s unbalanced.
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@kaseyklimes Kasey it may shock you to know that many many many people in the US do not accept that everyone there is American like them and do not welcome them. the founders had slaves. they killed or forced indigenous peoples off their lands. these patterns haven’t changed much.
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the body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody of christ compels you
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@Freeyourmindkid I can't speak to everywhere but BLM San Diego was disavowing some protests in their name as a false flag op.
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@JackPosobiec You're having pizza at your rehearsal dinner?
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@JarredTeague @jordanzakarin @RyanElward omg the best part about that is that it’s not really Dr Oz (check the @) and it’s mocking the other scandal — look at the herschel tweet 💀
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@rebeccaallen @nybig4 As someone who works in social media, I can all but guarantee that there is no one outside of that team that knows how to access the google spreadsheet or on the email chain where the password is located. Meaning they probably wouldn’t even have had to change it 😂😂😂
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@rebeccaallen @nybig4 @NYDailyNews If they let the whole social team go, who’s gonna change the password?
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@hellolanemoore the way i’ve found my people is to compliment strangers and do nice things for them. every once in awhile, they turn into people who end up inviting you to their wedding or tell you you changed their life
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@earlywalk @AOC hi Elaine! i’m sure you thought your tweet was clever. AOC has done more as an elected official both for her constituents and the citizens of the US in the short time she has served than half the members of congress.
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@greidel @abschnitzer @TVietor08 @GOP It hit has family hard, they had to sell their smaller yacht and could only spend a month in the Hamptons instead of the whole summer
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@emrazz @Stonekettle Does....Dinesh think the Nazis were...leftists??
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@anxiousdeluxe counterpoint, we long ago reached a point in the cycle where there are too many competing cycles at once for any one to truly dominate
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5 years
@Cryptoterra Interns? Loool. I guarantee a majority of these tweets were workshopped between several people and then sent on to the clients. Ballpark total salary of people this tweet went through on average is probably over $1 million
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3 years
I have so much PTSD from previous jobs
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everyday before i leave the house, i look and the mirror and ask myself
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@Esqueer_ well, based on how Texas voted — Texas parents are more afraid of their kids being gay than they are of being shot. and that is both horrific and sad. :(
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Wanna see a dead body?
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@chrissyteigen I prefer Tums Lozenge
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@JortsTheCat it’s a pretty lousy take
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@yogioabs My dude you should crawl back into whatever hole you came from. If all men are trash, you are a landfill fire
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@worsematt fascism was essentially the focus of my history major. the US is *not* a fascist state. yet. there are plenty of examples of politicians on the right which are fascist or fascist adjacent. if they get the opportunity to burn the reichstag, it’s already too late
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@fournm @Pharmer72 @TomMcShea @mcarettewolf @PanicRM @_waleedshahid Yup! It’s almost like the way we were set up to govern couldn’t have anticipated the modern era
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3 years
ready to feel old? doggface posted his ocean spray tiktok five years ago tomorrow
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@Nicole_Cliffe an ex’s dad once called me “a famine unto the lands” after a meal and it’s one of my favorite nicknames
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“Last year” means anytime before March 2020
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@sheridannjeann The girl who took my virginity did so without my consent
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@EduPunkN00b @OtterPops @fetusIeen i work in social media and this means the person behind the account is going above and beyond. a raise and a promotion is deserved tbh
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@earlywalk @AOC please think next time about speaking so rashly since you fail to understand that politicians engaging with the electorate (eg AOC + tweeting) is literally part of the gosh darned job description.
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@abschnitzer @TVietor08 @GOP Is calling him Chad a reverse dog whistle? It's like they picked a name only a white person would have
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@Mexican_cera @trevleft I believe that you meant “gilded” although I for one would also be enthusiastic about guilds coming back
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@alicia_ms @Tyler_Bridges @united @CNN @FoxNews @WHAS11 charge em $500 for non exclusive. They'll pay.
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@sgonzalesauthor there was a reddit post about this recently. a person found the person they used to dream about and that person dreamed about them too!!
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@iliveasnatalie @kevinolearytv @AOC She pays her staff a minimum of $52k a year, which is substantially more than other staffers are paid. You can easily Google this like I have:
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3 years
Seeing a lot of people talking about AOC at the Met Gala and her dress. The dress was free. Her ticket was free. The simple message will likely earn billions of impressions. Tax the rich.
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@CDCarter13 dak isn’t good because i dropped him week 2 and i refuse to consider if that was a “poor decision” or “the reason i lose at fantasy this year”
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3 years
@laparksss isn’t that what people do while traveling?
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2 years
the easiest way to tell this is self-vandalism and fake is that the circle-A anarchist symbol has been spray painted
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"If abortions aren't safe neither are you" Graffiti and busted windows on far-right "crisis pregnancy center" Mountain Area Pregnancy Services in West Asheville #avlnews
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@dutyfreedame @honeybebos @40sqft If her district didn’t like her, they sure have a funny way of showing it. 2018 - 110k votes 2020 - 153k votes Overwhelming majority of voters both times. lmao at not interacting with her constituents, she is *constantly* doing so. You’re not just misinformed, you’re ignorant.
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@Freeyourmindkid This is kind of a weird one but one that has stuck with me. I was making a comment in a meeting that started, “As a brown person...” and three white people gasped. I looked at my arms and at them and said “Dudes I am brown, I can say that”
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@proyearner i’m sincerely sorry this happened to you. i’ve received a few casual comments like this from nowhere i still think about years later. if it helps “why didn’t i say something” is the equivalent of “what were you wearing” in that the onus shouldn’t be on you, but on others.
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@earlywalk @AOC because, again, statistically, your area probably has way more problems than mine. have a good day!
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The pandemic is interesting because I just pitched myself as a Global Creative Director and got it
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hey. this oscar drama reminds me of all the drama i put in ur life. how i acted out instead of being the best actor. not only keeping ur name in my mouth but on my mind. the will to defend us against all the rocky parts. u don’t have to respond, hope ur well
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@earlywalk @AOC i would love to point out the utter terrible job your elected representatives are no doubt doing for you, their constituent, but you have neglected to state your city or state. no matter, red states lag behind blue states in every single ranking.
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@ariannarod12 @awkward_duck First of all none of these are enough mustard. Second, death by fire is too good for that crime
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3 years
Do y’all ever take yourself out on a date? I love getting all dressed up and treating myself to dinner and drinks
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@keithkeene68 @Danny_Funaro @ThePrimalDino @VP @EricHolder Uhhh you know they declassified the Tonkin Gulf Incident right?
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@erinmhk Autozone guy offered to do mine for free so I guess I’m pretty cute 💅🏾
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@DaveLeeFT @mat Dewey Defeats Russia
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@earlywalk @AOC so your *actual* elected officials are most likely screwing your state and/or district over. what have they done for you lately? i hope you’re worrying about what they are doing just as much as you are about AOC.
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@JackPosobiec Wait until you hear about all the credible accusations of rape against Donald Trump!
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The person who noticed that Groundhog Day fell on the same day as the super bowl and the Jeep clients that believed in it won the Super Bowl #PlannerBowl
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Some personal news!
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@BoJackHorseman Nothin wrong with Horsin Around on a Friday night
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@sheridannjeann It’s only served to reinforce how important the notion of consent is to me. I was looking for enthusiastic consent long before the word entered my vocabulary. Enthusiastic yes or nothing.
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almost all thanksgiving food is mid, it’s just wrapped up in emotions, nostalgia, family, etc. how i know it’s true: people don’t cook any of the dishes any other time of the year. if you really liked these dishes you’d make more random stuffing or have a turkey for july 4th
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What is your unpopular opinion about a Thanksgiving food that would have you like this?
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@alexburnsNYT That is an incredible self-own. Like, scored an own goal and mistakenly celebrated before the crowd
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@sydneyelainexo well jesus has two extra holes, no one talks about that
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@Stormaculus @ver_sayce @theonlysamslade @notoriousLBP @rianphin Just in case y’all missed it, Hidden Treasures is also the store in the Zoe Kravitz story
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@KylePlantEmoji @sarahschauer If people want attention they should fall down the stairs like Jason derulo
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I never want to see "social media guru" or "social ninja" listed anywhere ever again I want to be a social media witch
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@danksygram Scenario: u live in the Bronx and drop off dry cleaning at ur spot with ur guy. Next day, u head into the city to work a lil and meet a friend for coffee @ ur fav spot. Y’all get lost in conversation, u suddenly notice the time. U jump up, you need to pick up ur dry cleaning by 5
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My brow furl has been rated as "exceptional" on Yelp
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@destroycops @conoredgar @zachsilberberg may just be a typo but it’s lede not lead
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*reading an NDA* oh so you basically want to own every single thought I’ve ever have or will have
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holy shit i just won two shorty impact awards for a @cleancreatives campaign
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4 years
Dear interviewers: when I say I’m not an expert in a new social media platform, that still means I likely know more about it than 99.9% of your company — I just have a much higher definition of expert than you do. Thanks for coming to my Twitter spaces (beta)
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@FPWellman @RickCanton Rick gets 6 likes on his posts with 55k followers. He can’t even influence the robots following him
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NFTs are just MLMs for the extremely online
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who is a journalist with a social media/tech/internet beat that takes tips? i believe i accidentally discovered a story and would love to chat with someone for 10 minutes
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@andrewfatato immersing yourself in culture, reading everything, halluncinogens, taking a walk, research, always looking for more inspiration, creating anything always — i find it's easier to be more creative when I'm already being artistic
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absolutely no guarantees, but if the company i’m co-launching later this month works out to even 50% of where i think it can go, i’m going to get to hire so many of my best friends and/or smartest people i know—
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@motelsiren @kellyblaus This is horrifying and sad but also hilarious. Would you be able to share a pic of the time stamps? Wanna see how fast that 180 was
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@springashaw Boy Pablo were all 17 too and were way more fun
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@van_Roojen @sannewman It is indeed The Sound of Music and Mark is objectively wrong. The movie is a delight
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@somecallmeking people who should go on shoots: copywriter, art director, strategist, social team people who have literally no purpose at shoots: almost the entire account team and yet, somehow it was always 20 people from the account team and no one else
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@jonkolnoski @SamAugustDean yeah this tweet has big “tell me you don’t know where or how to party in LA without saying that” energy
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tomorrow, i move into the first place that’s not a short-term rental since i moved out of SF in july 2020. so glad to be here in San Diego 🥰
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@pasteldeguayaba strippers have way more money to spend on their partners than DJs do and they’re in better shape
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