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1 year
Started a blog on my year abroad- give it a read por favor.
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@lana_fong Ratiod by a fish
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A female labour mp was murdered ...
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'bUt wHy aRE tHeRe nO wOmeN in tHe toRy ParTY' When women do get involved, the Left start sending death threats and misogynistic abuse because how dare a woman hold an unconventional opinion. Bad apples in our Party do not help, and fellow Tories should call it out.
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@joe_clapton
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Is it possible to simply eat or get a drink in Manchester
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The new Yorkshire pudding fondue menu lands at The Mews this weekend 🤤
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@ClaptonCFC A holiday essential
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@JofraArcher Getting headshots like its steve smith
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@izzie987 Ratiod by the Wembley lasagna
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@StephenTries @Schofe Good lad stephen
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5 years
Doing me bit for @ClaptonCFC
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4 years
@TWOGHOSTSPEZ @BRITs I mean they got number one album and got a huge crowd for a secret set at glasto soo
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@lucymcfalll How tf does this have 13k likes
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@UpshotTowers Whats with all the fake passports
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4 years
Rishi sunak a living stock image
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5 years
nobody: Absolutely nobody: Edexcel: lets slap two textbooks worth of content in one paper #edexcelhistory
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@StephenTries @Schofe That tweet ages well ffs
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@Jaack What else he meant to do
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@niknots10 Incase steve puts him in late
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@SuppressedSikh @LloydyAVFC Basically hes got good fat blokes stopping him from getting fked
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@Memeulous Does she know ur the george memeulous tho
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5 years
THE SCENES @ClaptonCFC
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1 year
@piersmorgan Sums up britain when the king would rather give a house to a pedo than a couple who have been hounded by the press
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@Jaack cOrByN wOuLd oF bEeN WoRsE
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@JaacksHappyHour Ask him about this
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3 years
@sootyea Its not like Dianne abbot gets abuse every single day online bc of her gender and race
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2 years
Big day for annoying people
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Not bad for someone who was told in secondary he’d fail his gcses and not do alevels
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1 year
Clapton community home and away @GlastoFooty @ClaptonCFC
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1 year
Last time i saw @ClaptonCFC mens play here i was in yr9 and now im in second year of uni- what a club
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2 years
@The1975_Tour Jist turn up to the gig 30 mins before they come on works every time no need to be a neek and camp for a day
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3 years
@MattHarperUK @sophielouisecc Matthew what have i told u about trying to fuck ur cardboard cut outs
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School thought i was joining isis
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PDC World Championship finalist 😱 What were you doing at 16? 😅
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Means alot this game- roughly 7ish years in the making, 1000s of hours of hard work has gone into it. Look what we’ve done
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Clapton CFC
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⚽️ Matchday! ⚽️ The Clapton CFC men's first team are in league action tonight at the @OldSpottedDogE7 . * Reminder that the game is sold out * Email merch @claptoncfc .co.uk for ticket returns, queries and requests.
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3 years
@GosportPolice Theybe been stuck inside for months let them enjoy a box of corona hardly heroin is it
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2 years
. @Dishoom is it company policy to ask for illegal hours for workers and then threaten them with the sack if they decline?
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3 years
@melamooon Then ur just a prick
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4 years
Took some photos of @ClaptonCFC vs @HackneyWickFC last night - first time shooting football
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@_AH20__ Thought it was castro
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@edievi0let @OfficialRandL If ur coming and expecting not to catch covid uve come to wrong thing
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@DUALIPA Hi dua lipa are u free this Thursday evening?
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@OfficialRandL Anychance he doesnt go
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Party atmosphere @ClaptonCFC
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2 years
A quailty evening behind the bar @ClaptonCFC ❤️🤍❤️
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Never thougt id see the day where my best mate likes football now hes hooked @ClaptonCFC . Now hes off to the final tommrow 🏆
@ClaptonCFC
Clapton CFC
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NEXT MATCH - CUP FINAL ⚽️ vs @CatholicUtdFC 📆 Sat 4th May, 1pm 🏆 Anagram Records Trophy final 🏟️ Oakside Stadium 🎟️ £5 adults | £3 children & OAPs | free young children 📓 Programme for sale Facebook event:
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On route to his first final @ClaptonCFC @fugueur
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Not bad for a kid who was told not todo a levels and would fail most of his gcses
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3 years
Me and the boys coming for gavin Williamson’s knees if he doesnt scrap mini exams tomorrow
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@Memeulous Same vibes
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@Hannah_I_Moore Surprised u havent dug him up
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@josieeexo @JamesArthur23 A more successful band
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@BBCNews Woke mob strike again
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@emilyhewertson And if my grandma had wheels shed be a bicycle
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Alex rice supremacy @alexrice4ever
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@joeeharris6 Get the vape in
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4 years
My presenter debut
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Clapton CFC
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After a solid start from @MR_Ocran , our Live Q&A series continues on Tuesday night. Next up, Men's first team Goalie & Women’s first team Assistant Manager @JackFrancis . 🧤 Jack's used to one-on-one pressure, so post your question below and make him sweat! 😅 ❓❔❓❔❓❔❓❔❓
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No one is illegal
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@goonerhip @PaulDBrant @TheMendozaWoman At least they have high spirits
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Its only @Wansteadcc finest
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Love labour hate air pollution
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With my mags
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@natxszija @Xhakaed What u eating, air?
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@LFC @BlackpoolFC @BenWoodburn The next jordan rossitor
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Whenever effy did anything
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@DrGABaines @BBCHughPym They are also experts
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1 year
Not a day goes by where i dont think of this tiktok
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Really the goats of getting tickets gotta respect it
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🎾 BREAKING: Just Stop Oil Disrupt @Wimbledon 🎉 “Once more, orange clouds hang over a British sporting event this summer—this time it’s ticker tape rather than paint dust, but it is an intrusion and will need sorting out.” 🚷 Sign up to take action at
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Clocks go back on November 7th ... I'm setting mine to 1945 when this country had some fucking balls ...
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Aoc at met gala be like
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Got a Wembley Taylor swift ticket - never seen her or know any songs
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Has to be @ClaptonCFC What would be your all-time favourite football away shirt?
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@shamacle @ClaptonCFC East london is red and white (horizontally)
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@not5t0nkin10 whats this
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Currently theres 7 ppl on my tube 6 dont have masks and the other doesnt know what a nose is - hate ppl sm
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@melamooon Ur no better than them now
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@sophielouisecc That would be easier if ur party hadn’t decimated it the last 11 years
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Ur fella wears the primark bob marley kit
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@sjb1960 @davidschneider That’s incorrect- an mp has to also use there judgement and views to think what is best for there constituents
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Seeing Bernie sanders was pretty cool
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Bosh
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@halcyon_hazel @StefanWolves90 @Charlie_the_II @dan_j_1991 @cheer_wine I had an American vindaloo yesterday was about as strong as a madras was weak af
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@sophielouisecc @JoshuaSmith1993 If u dont like it u can always leave
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@Jaack @VibePay This is literally what an ad is
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In a bad place, not mentally just in ilford
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As if some bloke has a gazelle box as his wall 😭
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@SportsTeam_ Get gaga to promote it
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@The1975_Tour Ridiculous and sad if ur waitinf hours before the doors open
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